Last November in the UK, when Die Another Day was released, the media had a field day. The papers were full of Bond stories, magazines had Pierce Brosnan and/or Halle Berry on the covers and peaktime TV was awash with Bond. They showed a making of, a BAFTA tribute show, a music tribute where popular singers covered the old theme songs, the Royal Premier was televised. No other films get anywhere near this level of free publicity.
All Glidrose had to do was commission a talented author to write a new novel and then get the publishers to give it a big print run and take out a few ads in those papers or magazines with Bond and Jinx on the cover. A few posters and cardboard cutouts in the bookshops and, hey presto, a bestselling Bond novel.
So what do they do?
Hire (and with all due respect to Mr Benson) a newbie fiction writer, one with no clout in the industry so they can tell him what to do, and when he manages to actually write a decent book they give it no publicity and a minimal print run.
AARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
What is the matter with these people????? Don't they want to make money? Don't they realise that if people buy the new books they'll more than likely return to the old books too?
Most people think of Bond as just a movie character and with these pea-brains in charge, no wonder. It takes incompetance of monumental proportion to have such a high profile character and yet sell so few books.
I was in town yesterday and saw the Gangs Of New York and Catch Me If You Can paperbacks prominently displayed. But did I see any of Mr Benson's books? Did I bo****ks. The only time I've ever seen them was in Brighton (a city on the south coast of England) in a massive 4-story bookshop. Yet is it any wonder?
You can almost picture them, sitting in an oak-panelled room, sipping brandy. Half of them asleep. What a bunch of wasters. No wonder Eon despise them. Eon makes films that, after 40 years, are still eagerly awaited blockbusters? And Glidrose? They've turned a best-selling series into a set of badly selling books that most Bond fans don't even know exist. Pitiful!
Here endeth this rant. And well done for getting this far
