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[ChandlerBing]

"Oh, James..."

[00 deceased]

"What do you want?"

[SamuelKevlar]

"World domination."

[brendan007]

"no, no, i like sake"

(or however you spell it)

[ChandlerBing]

"If it's the 69, you were expecting me."

[brendan007]

"im sure we can lick you into shape"

[Stuart]

"No! No! It isn't finished!!!"

[ChandlerBing]

"Just keeping the British end up, sir!"

[homerjbond]

"For England, James?"

[ChandlerBing]

"Why not? Maybe we can make up a foursome."

[brendan007]

"in japan, men always come first"

[ChandlerBing]

"Or sometimes not at all!"

No? Ok, how about:

"Never argue with a woman. They're always right."

[brendan007]

"i call these girls my acorns"
(again, how ever you spell it)

[ChandlerBing]

"Those girls!"

[brendan007]

"girls do fall in love with pictures of film stars"

[homerjbond]

"They'll print anything, these days."

[ChandlerBing]

"I would've thought watching one of your television programs would be torture enough."

[brendan007]

"you can watch it all on tv"

[ChandlerBing]

"May I smoke?"

[brendan007]

"cigarettes are very bad for your chest"

[JBond007]

"Doh!!!"

[ChandlerBing]

"And that means you, shmartass!"

[brendan007]

"you can turn off the charm, im immune"

[ChandlerBing]

"That's what you would call a Mexican screw-off, gentlemen!"

[JBond007]

"That's what I call trouble"

[ChandlerBing]

"I misjudged you, you're just a stupid policeman."

[homerjbond]

"Quite the opposite, actually."

[JBond007]

"I'm British Secret Service"

[00 deceased]

"No, no, no"

[JBond007]

"Who are you?"