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[00 deceased]

"You ain't going to see the sun light unless you answer me?"

[ChandlerBing]

"Willard Whyte's about to be executed, and guess who's giving breast stroke lessons?"

[Stuart]

"What a handsome craft. Such lovely lines."

[ChandlerBing]

"...Thousands....but I only pay them...lip service."

[00 deceased]

"Talking of lines which one did you use on Miss. Case?"

[00 deceased]

WOW THAT WAS TOO FAST FOR ME

"I think my mouth is too big!"

[ChandlerBing]

"Bitch. Your problems are all behind you now."

[00 deceased]

Er....

"Give us a kiss?"

[ChandlerBing]

"I'll settle for one dance with Domino."

[00 deceased]

"That makes two of us"

[ChandlerBing]

"Oh,there are no other two."

[00 deceased]

"What are you trying to say?"

[ChandlerBing]

"I never learned to read."

[00 deceased]

"Read this, bitch"

[ChandlerBing]

"The things I do for England..."

[00 deceased]

"but I'm half - Greek"

[ChandlerBing]

"Why do Chinese girls taste different than all other girls?"

[00 deceased]

"You have no idea..."


"I'm going for a cigarette!"

REALLY I AM

[ChandlerBing]

Oh, I believe you!

[00 deceased]

"Now you stay right there, I shall not be long"

[ChandlerBing]

"Oh, he had to fly!"

[Stuart]

"Same time tomorrow, Mrs. Bell?"

[00 deceased]

"Let's say I'll sleep on the idea"

[Stuart]

"I thought I'd wake up dead."

[00 deceased]

"So I see you've lived to Die Another Day"

[homerjbond]

"You only live twice, Mr. Bond."

[00 deceased]

"How Original!"

[ChandlerBing]

"Why, you crafty old...!"

[00 deceased]

"Stuffed Sheep's Head"

[ChandlerBing]

"Why, Miss Anders, I didn't recognize you with your clothes on!"