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Airplane! and Airplane II: The Sequel - Appreciation


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#31 seawolfnyy

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Posted 01 April 2015 - 10:06 PM

"Jim never gets a second cup of coffee at home."

#32 Call Billy Bob

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Posted 01 April 2015 - 10:40 PM

"What did we have for dinner tonight?"

"Well, we had a choice, steak or fish."

"Yes, I remember. I had lasagna."



#33 Tiin007

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Posted 02 April 2015 - 01:50 AM

"What did we have for dinner tonight?"

"Well, we had a choice, steak or fish."

"Yes, I remember. I had lasagna."

 

I attempted that one earlier in the thread, but nobody picked up on my prompt when I said: "What was it we had for dinner tonight?"



#34 Call Billy Bob

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Posted 02 April 2015 - 05:10 AM

 

"What did we have for dinner tonight?"

"Well, we had a choice, steak or fish."

"Yes, I remember. I had lasagna."

 

I attempted that one earlier in the thread, but nobody picked up on my prompt when I said: "What was it we had for dinner tonight?"

 

Dang, sorry! Just now saw it.



#35 seawolfnyy

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Posted 02 April 2015 - 12:15 PM

"Do you know what it feels like to be pushed in the mud? And then kicked....in the head....with an iron boot? No, of course you don't. No ones does. Forget it Ted, that was a stupid question, skip that."

#36 Call Billy Bob

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Posted 02 April 2015 - 03:37 PM

"Get that finger out of your ear! You don't know where that finger's been!"

#37 The Dove

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Posted 02 April 2015 - 04:40 PM



#38 Bryce (003)

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Posted 02 April 2015 - 05:32 PM

"Excuse me stewardess...I speak Jive."



#39 seawolfnyy

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Posted 02 April 2015 - 07:23 PM

"I think you're great but my dad says you don't hustle enough on defense."
Kareem: "the hell I don't!"

#40 Call Billy Bob

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Posted 02 April 2015 - 08:18 PM

Love the last newspaper headline in the montage: "Boy Trapped in Refrigerator Eats Own Foot" :laugh:



#41 The Dove

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Posted 02 April 2015 - 08:20 PM

"Excuse me stewardess...I speak Jive."


" Cut me some slack, Jack!! "

#42 Bryce (003)

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Posted 02 April 2015 - 10:33 PM

"Chump don't want no help, Chump don't get no help...Jive ass dude don't got no brains no how..."



#43 glidrose

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Posted 03 April 2015 - 12:28 AM

Man, I need to get these movies and watch them again ASAP.. It's been FART OOLONG.. Lol.

 

Lol indeed! Never heard of that brand of tea! I think I'll give it a pass...



#44 Call Billy Bob

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Posted 03 April 2015 - 12:31 AM



#45 hcmv007

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Posted 29 April 2015 - 12:13 AM

Stryker Stryker Stryker? Stryker! (Guy shrugs his shoulders and punches a woman walking by)


Dr. whats your impression of Ted Stryker?

 

I don't do impressions I'm a psychiatrist



#46 The Dove

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Posted 11 May 2015 - 04:40 AM

Mission accomplished.. Picked up the double feature DVD of Airplane and Airplane II for $8 at Target today!

#47 hcmv007

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Posted 15 May 2015 - 10:58 PM

Eat side the Porter. Drink side the Java



#48 jaguar007

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Posted 16 May 2015 - 02:05 AM

That movie lead to my eventual drinking problem.



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Posted 05 June 2015 - 02:33 AM

"No, I don't think I'll ever get over Macho Grande."

 

(Airplane II had some good lines, too.)


Edited by dtuba, 05 June 2015 - 02:34 AM.


#50 Professor Pi

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Posted 05 June 2015 - 03:45 PM

Didn't catch this joke 'til the 30th viewing ...

 

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