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[Double-Oh Agent]

Grant--he's more physical and deadly

 

Donald "Red" Grant vs. Tee-Hee Johnson in a train compartment fight

[The Dove]

Definitely Grant..he'd definitely would be able to use Tee Hee's mechanical arm to his advantage..

 

 

Red Grant vs May Day in a parachute jump off the Eiffel Tower...who would be the more accurate lander?

[seawolfnyy]

I'll go with MayDay. We never saw Red Grant use a parachute....

May Day vs. Frost in a fencing match.

[Double-Oh Agent]

Miranda Frost, she was an Olympic fencer after all.

 

Miranda Frost vs. Xenia Onatopp in a gunfight.

[The Dove]

Oh definitely Miss Onatopp would win this one, hands down!!

 

Xenia Onatopp vs Holly Goodhead in a space shuttle piloting contest...

[seawolfnyy]

Xenia. I refuse to pick Goodhead for anything....wait a minute, that's not what I meant

Xenia vs. the double taking pigeon in a battle of overacting because....why not?

[The Dove]

Definitely the double taking pigeon...I fear what Xenia might do to me if I dare to claim she was over acting...

 

The double taking pigeon vs the pigeon that nearly knocks Bond off the side of Monsoon Palace in a battle of  pecking tourists to death in Trafalgar Square in London..

[Double-Oh Agent]

The Monsoon Palace pigeon.

 

Fight to the death:

 

The Monsoon Palace pigeon in Octopussy

 

or

 

The tarantula in Dr. No

[seawolfnyy]

The pigeon. The tarantula was never even remotely dangerous.

The Monsoon Palace pigeon vs. the roided out Pegasus

[glidrose]

The roided out Pegasus. It'd stomp the Monsoon Palace pigeon to death.

Okay, so let's see... I just realized that "roided out" refers to steroids, not hemorrhoids.

The roided out Pegasus versus Erich Kriegler (FYEO) in a roller derby.

[Double-Oh Agent]

Eric Kriegler. He'd easily break the horse's ankles.

 

Eric Kriegler or Francisco Scaramanga in a sharp shooting contest.

[The Dove]

Scaramanga...he's confident enough to only have one bullet.. Kriegler still missed an occasional shot when Bond goes skiing out of the forest in FYEO..

 

 

Scaramanga vs Sanchez's chief chemist on a science exam..

[glidrose]

Eric Kriegler. He'd easily break the horse's ankles.

Eric Kriegler couldn't hit a barn door at ten paces.

[Double-Oh Agent]

Honorato the chief chemist. As we all know science was never Scaramanga's strong point.

 

Better able to come up with a new designer drug:

 

Honorato the chief chemist (Licence To Kill)

 

or

 

Kananga's chemists (Live And Let Die)

 

?

[The Dove]

I'd go with Honorato, Sanchez's chemist..

Right.. Honorato vs Ben Whishaw's Q in a contest to concoct a venom that causes death in less than 12 seconds..

[seawolfnyy]

Let's go ahead and do a reboot on this one.

 

 

Admiral Hargreaves vs. Admiral Roebuck in a battle of the inept Royal Navy bigwigs.

[PrinceKamalKhan]

Hargreaves. He was smart enough to become the new M 6 years later.

 

Bibl Dahl

 

vs.

 

Stacey Sutton?

[seawolfnyy]

I guess Bibi Dahl as Sutton could get in trouble for child abuse or something? This isn't exactly the A-Team here. 

 

Bibi Dahl vs. Xmas Jones

[PrinceKamalKhan]

Bibi since she's an Olympian trailed athlete.

 

Necros vs. 006?

[The Dove]

(In a fist fight or what?) Hmm I'd say they would be equal match pretty much, but I'll give 006 a bit of an edge.

 

006 wins... so now...

 

006 (Alec Trevelyan) vs 002 (Bill Fairbanks) 20-paces pistol duel?

[PrinceKamalKhan]

006

 

Miss Taro vs. Helga Brandt in SPECTRE's secretarial words per minute typing contest?

[The Dove]

Helga Brant wins...Miss Taro would be too busy putting on nail varnish to do a lot of typing..

 

Helga Brant vs Xenia Onotopp in a mid-air helicopter battle..

[billy007]

Now wait a minute you are actually pitting Mrs. Peel against Cathy Gale.

 

Pussy's got the weight and she would fight more dirty.

Pussy Galore

[The Dove]

What are you talking about billy??   Again mine was Helga vs Xenia in a helicopter battle.. you have to take the winner of the previous post and match them up with someone else and so on...

[thecasinoroyale]

Xenia for sure. And she'd get off on it probably.

 

 

Xenia Onatopp vs Camille Montes in a bare knuckle brawl

 

??

[The Dove]

Definitely Camille...Xenia was more skilled with her thighs...

 

 

Right... Camille Montes vs Wai Lin in a kung fu fight..

[seawolfnyy]

Wai Lin, not even close.....sorry Camille.

Wai Lin vs. Aki's assassin

[PrinceKamalKhan]

Aki's  assassin.

 

Kronsteen vs. Blofeld in a chess match?

[The Dove]

(starting again for 2016..)

 

Kronsteen would win...(but then would face the wrath of Blofeld's hidden poison darts, inside his own castle as he puts Blofeld into checkmate!! )

 

(Well, as Blofeld is the sole survivor then...)   Blofeld vs Maximilian Largo in a match of the "Domination" video game from NSNA??

[PrinceKamalKhan]

Blofeld. Largo would probably let him win since we all know what happens to SPECTRE agents that displease Blofeld.

 

Franz Sanchez vs. Alec Trevelyan-006 in a machete fight?