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The 'How Evil Can Bond Get' game!

Started by DamnCoffee , Jan 24 2009 04:19 PM

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#61 DamnCoffee

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Posted 28 March 2009 - 12:22 AM

Quantum of Solace...

M: Did you find what you were looking for?
Bond: NO. B) OFF.
*throws the loveknot in her face, and blinds her in one eye. Then throws snowballs at her.*

#62 danielcraigisjamesbond007

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Posted 28 March 2009 - 12:31 AM

Quantum of Solace...

M: Did you find what you were looking for?
Bond: NO. B) OFF.
*throws the loveknot in her face, and blinds her in one eye. Then throws snowballs at her.*

LOL :tdown:

Also from that same scene:
Bond: Congratulations, you were right.
M: About what?
Bond: About Vesper.
M: I knew it! I told you and you didn't believe me! Take that a[censored]e!
Bond immediately gets into a fistfight with M, which leads into a parkour scene. Then the two of them fall through a roof into an art gallery and the fight proceeds

Just kidding! :tdown:

#63 DamnCoffee

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Posted 28 March 2009 - 10:58 AM

Quantum of Solace

Hotel receptionist: Sir, your wife left this for you, the english girl.
Bond: Thank you.
Camille: What is it?
Bond: It's a note you idiot.

#64 hilly

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Posted 28 March 2009 - 11:59 AM

The Spy Who Loved Me

Bond is told that Commander Carter has orders to destroy Atlantis- fast!

"He has Anya on there"
"Hell I know James, I'm sorry"
"I have to get her off"
" James those orders come from the top"

Bond thinks for a moment...

"Ah you're right. Bollocks to her. She wanted to kill me anyway. Might as well blow it up now.."

#65 Mr. Blofeld

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Posted 28 March 2009 - 09:48 PM


Tomorrow Never Dies

At the printing plant, Bond disarms a hapless security guard, then forces him head-over-heels into the printing press, where the guard is crushed into giant meaty splotches of blood. Bond grins at this and quips, "They'll print anything these days!", then goes off and murders the guard's wife and kids, as well.

#66 DamnCoffee

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Posted 29 March 2009 - 02:18 AM

LOL!

#67 DamnCoffee

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Posted 01 April 2009 - 06:07 PM

It's actually vile! :tdown: B)

From Russia With Love:
After Klebb is shot, Bond removes her poisoned tipped shoe and stabs her numerous times across her body.

#68 Della Leiter

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Posted 05 April 2009 - 03:27 AM

(I don't know if anyone already used this; I can't read all the posts. Sorry in advance.)

Vesper Lynd: There isn't enough room for me and your ego.
Bond: Well, I'll just have to fix that then, won't I?
Bond takes out his gun and shoots Vesper in the head, ties her up, rips off her limbs, and shoves her in a closet.
Bond: There seems to be enough room now. *****.

#69 Blofeld's Cat

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Posted 05 April 2009 - 12:31 PM

Due to complaints from various members I gladly close this ridiculous thread. B)
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