But most of the reviews I've encountered have an air of disappointment.
Some of them do, it's true. Some critics seem to feel that THE EXPENDABLES "does what it says on the tin", so to speak,
but nothing more. I've always kept my EXPENDABLES expectations pretty low. Don't get me wrong, I can't wait to see it, and I'm sure I'll have a blast, but then again I've never felt that it promises to be in the same league of quality as ROCKY BALBOA and RAMBO, if only because with those two flicks Stallone was able to capitalise on decades of audience engagement with those two iconic characters and mine some meaty and moving drama from taking them back to basics. But, by all accounts, THE EXPENDABLES' Barney "Schizo" Ross is just a paper-thin, generic action man. There's no viewer history or affection there, and so I suspect he'll be about as interesting as, say, Sly's character in CLIFFHANGER, which is to say not very, although I do of course remain open to being pleasantly surprised.
I think THE EXPENDABLES will be a rich man's THE A-TEAM, with added nostalgia value for thirtysomething fanboys like myself who were weaned on the likes of COMMANDO, DIE HARD, LETHAL WEAPON, PREDATOR, RAMBO: FIRST BLOOD PART II and ROCKY IV when they first came out. It won't be anything more than that, but that's okay. As long as it's a rollicking good time of an arsekicking festival in which
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gets blown up real good, then I'll be as happy as a clam.
I don't expect it to get many good reviews outside of "geek" sites (although I'm sure
Empire will give it at least four out of five). For a high-end professional film critic, it's part of the job description to have an automatically contemptuous attitude towards Sylvester Stallone. Even ROCKY BALBOA didn't really win over the posher reviewers, and all of them dismissed RAMBO out of hand.
But THE EXPENDABLES is pretty much critic-proof. It's the SEX AND THE CITY movie for guys.