5 words story
#61
Posted 28 January 2009 - 06:15 AM
Bond knew something was wrong when he saw the missile creep towards the horizon. "Gads, you're a bleeping idiot, sir!" Bond said, after realizing that he'd left his PPK behind; instead, he had grabbed his P99. Bond returned inside and shot at people, heading for what appeared to be a blue Jaguar... Mr. White was getting away with the money.
He ran to his Aston and flicked the Invisibility switch that instead launched the ejector and flew so high that he intercepted the missile, just in time to save the apple from falling off the top of Miss Moneypenny's sunhat. White's Jaguar was speeding, however, so he decided to grab his bazooka, but it was broken. "Rats!" yelled Bond. He took a man's keys and hit him right in the nose, then he climbed into an Alfa and sped off.
In London, Miss Moneypenny was on her merry way to Q-Branch when a man came and said, "What would you say if I asked you out?" Blushing at such, she looked him right in the eyes and said, "Sorry, but I'm waiting for a certain Double-0 agent to arrive and help delete my expletives." At this, he took a large Q lapel and bloodied her eye with it.
"That was my eye you, wanker! I shall send 007 to Canada with Corrine," but If he was to fail, he would get the beating and beatings are not fun, particularly when on the balls, which swell horribly when perforated. Moneypenny then licked them better, relishing the sweet salty tang. She then started rubbing them and Bond returned to normal.
#62
Posted 06 February 2009 - 07:03 PM
Bond knew something was wrong when he saw the missile creep towards the horizon. "Gads, you're a bleeping idiot, sir!" Bond said, after realizing that he'd left his PPK behind; instead, he had grabbed his P99. Bond returned inside and shot at people, heading for what appeared to be a blue Jaguar... Mr. White was getting away with the money.
He ran to his Aston and flicked the Invisibility switch that instead launched the ejector and flew so high that he intercepted the missile, just in time to save the apple from falling off the top of Miss Moneypenny's sunhat. White's Jaguar was speeding, however, so he decided to grab his bazooka, but it was broken. "Rats!" yelled Bond. He took a man's keys and hit him right in the nose, then he climbed into an Alfa and sped off.
In London, Miss Moneypenny was on her merry way to Q-Branch when a man came and said, "What would you say if I asked you out?" Blushing at such, she looked him right in the eyes and said, "Sorry, but I'm waiting for a certain Double-0 agent to arrive and help delete my expletives." At this, he took a large Q lapel and bloodied her eye with it.
"That was my eye you, wanker! I shall send 007 to Canada with Corrine," but If he was to fail, he would get the beating and beatings are not fun, particularly when on the balls, which swell horribly when perforated. Moneypenny then licked them better, relishing the sweet salty tang. She then started rubbing them and Bond returned to normal.
Elsewhere Sir Miles Messervy was
#63
Posted 06 February 2009 - 07:12 PM
Bond knew something was wrong when he saw the missile creep towards the horizon. "Gads, you're a bleeping idiot, sir!" Bond said, after realizing that he'd left his PPK behind; instead, he had grabbed his P99. Bond returned inside and shot at people, heading for what appeared to be a blue Jaguar... Mr. White was getting away with the money.
He ran to his Aston and flicked the Invisibility switch that instead launched the ejector and flew so high that he intercepted the missile, just in time to save the apple from falling off the top of Miss Moneypenny's sunhat. White's Jaguar was speeding, however, so he decided to grab his bazooka, but it was broken. "Rats!" yelled Bond. He took a man's keys and hit him right in the nose, then he climbed into an Alfa and sped off.
In London, Miss Moneypenny was on her merry way to Q-Branch when a man came and said, "What would you say if I asked you out?" Blushing at such, she looked him right in the eyes and said, "Sorry, but I'm waiting for a certain Double-0 agent to arrive and help delete my expletives." At this, he took a large Q lapel and bloodied her eye with it.
"That was my eye you, wanker! I shall send 007 to Canada with Corrine," but If he was to fail, he would get the beating and beatings are not fun, particularly when on the balls, which swell horribly when perforated. Moneypenny then licked them better, relishing the sweet salty tang. She then started rubbing them and Bond returned to normal.
Elsewhere Sir Miles Messervy was playing with his rather big
#64
Posted 06 February 2009 - 07:59 PM
model sized ship on his desk.It was a cloudy day, and Bond stared gloomily at the withering body on the tropic sands below. It seemed that the torture had been intense, as it was covered in thumb screws and hot coals.
Bond knew something was wrong when he saw the missile creep towards the horizon. "Gads, you're a bleeping idiot, sir!" Bond said, after realizing that he'd left his PPK behind; instead, he had grabbed his P99. Bond returned inside and shot at people, heading for what appeared to be a blue Jaguar... Mr. White was getting away with the money.
He ran to his Aston and flicked the Invisibility switch that instead launched the ejector and flew so high that he intercepted the missile, just in time to save the apple from falling off the top of Miss Moneypenny's sunhat. White's Jaguar was speeding, however, so he decided to grab his bazooka, but it was broken. "Rats!" yelled Bond. He took a man's keys and hit him right in the nose, then he climbed into an Alfa and sped off.
In London, Miss Moneypenny was on her merry way to Q-Branch when a man came and said, "What would you say if I asked you out?" Blushing at such, she looked him right in the eyes and said, "Sorry, but I'm waiting for a certain Double-0 agent to arrive and help delete my expletives." At this, he took a large Q lapel and bloodied her eye with it.
"That was my eye you, wanker! I shall send 007 to Canada with Corrine," but If he was to fail, he would get the beating and beatings are not fun, particularly when on the balls, which swell horribly when perforated. Moneypenny then licked them better, relishing the sweet salty tang. She then started rubbing them and Bond returned to normal.
Elsewhere Sir Miles Messervy was playing with his rather big
#65
Posted 06 February 2009 - 09:07 PM
Bond knew something was wrong when he saw the missile creep towards the horizon. "Gads, you're a bleeping idiot, sir!" Bond said, after realizing that he'd left his PPK behind; instead, he had grabbed his P99. Bond returned inside and shot at people, heading for what appeared to be a blue Jaguar... Mr. White was getting away with the money.
He ran to his Aston and flicked the Invisibility switch that instead launched the ejector and flew so high that he intercepted the missile, just in time to save the apple from falling off the top of Miss Moneypenny's sunhat. White's Jaguar was speeding, however, so he decided to grab his bazooka, but it was broken. "Rats!" yelled Bond. He took a man's keys and hit him right in the nose, then he climbed into an Alfa and sped off.
In London, Miss Moneypenny was on her merry way to Q-Branch when a man came and said, "What would you say if I asked you out?" Blushing at such, she looked him right in the eyes and said, "Sorry, but I'm waiting for a certain Double-0 agent to arrive and help delete my expletives." At this, he took a large Q lapel and bloodied her eye with it.
"That was my eye you, wanker! I shall send 007 to Canada with Corrine," but If he was to fail, he would get the beating and beatings are not fun, particularly when on the balls, which swell horribly when perforated. Moneypenny then licked them better, relishing the sweet salty tang. She then started rubbing them and Bond returned to normal.
Elsewhere Sir Miles Messervy was playing with his rather big model sized ship on his desk.
"Ka-Boom!" take that you commie
#66
Posted 06 February 2009 - 09:16 PM
model sized ship on his desk.It was a cloudy day, and Bond stared gloomily at the withering body on the tropic sands below. It seemed that the torture had been intense, as it was covered in thumb screws and hot coals.
Bond knew something was wrong when he saw the missile creep towards the horizon. "Gads, you're a bleeping idiot, sir!" Bond said, after realizing that he'd left his PPK behind; instead, he had grabbed his P99. Bond returned inside and shot at people, heading for what appeared to be a blue Jaguar... Mr. White was getting away with the money.
He ran to his Aston and flicked the Invisibility switch that instead launched the ejector and flew so high that he intercepted the missile, just in time to save the apple from falling off the top of Miss Moneypenny's sunhat. White's Jaguar was speeding, however, so he decided to grab his bazooka, but it was broken. "Rats!" yelled Bond. He took a man's keys and hit him right in the nose, then he climbed into an Alfa and sped off.
In London, Miss Moneypenny was on her merry way to Q-Branch when a man came and said, "What would you say if I asked you out?" Blushing at such, she looked him right in the eyes and said, "Sorry, but I'm waiting for a certain Double-0 agent to arrive and help delete my expletives." At this, he took a large Q lapel and bloodied her eye with it.
"That was my eye you, wanker! I shall send 007 to Canada with Corrine," but If he was to fail, he would get the beating and beatings are not fun, particularly when on the balls, which swell horribly when perforated. Moneypenny then licked them better, relishing the sweet salty tang. She then started rubbing them and Bond returned to normal.
Elsewhere Sir Miles Messervy was playing with his rather big
Hey, that's 6 words! Not Fair!
#67
Posted 06 February 2009 - 09:34 PM
My bad!Hey, that's 6 words! Not Fair!
#68
Posted 07 February 2009 - 01:35 AM
Bond knew something was wrong when he saw the missile creep towards the horizon. "Gads, you're a bleeping idiot, sir!" Bond said, after realizing that he'd left his PPK behind; instead, he had grabbed his P99. Bond returned inside and shot at people, heading for what appeared to be a blue Jaguar... Mr. White was getting away with the money.
He ran to his Aston and flicked the Invisibility switch that instead launched the ejector and flew so high that he intercepted the missile, just in time to save the apple from falling off the top of Miss Moneypenny's sunhat. White's Jaguar was speeding, however, so he decided to grab his bazooka, but it was broken. "Rats!" yelled Bond. He took a man's keys and hit him right in the nose, then he climbed into an Alfa and sped off.
In London, Miss Moneypenny was on her merry way to Q-Branch when a man came and said, "What would you say if I asked you out?" Blushing at such, she looked him right in the eyes and said, "Sorry, but I'm waiting for a certain Double-0 agent to arrive and help delete my expletives." At this, he took a large Q lapel and bloodied her eye with it.
"That was my eye you, wanker! I shall send 007 to Canada with Corrine," but If he was to fail, he would get the beating and beatings are not fun, particularly when on the balls, which swell horribly when perforated. Moneypenny then licked them better, relishing the sweet salty tang. She then started rubbing them and Bond returned to normal.
Elsewhere, Sir Miles Messervy was playing with his rather big model sized ship on his desk. Suddenly, a bullet crashed through
#69
Posted 07 February 2009 - 01:38 AM
the window of his officeIt was a cloudy day, and Bond stared gloomily at the withering body on the tropic sands below. It seemed that the torture had been intense, as it was covered in thumb screws and hot coals.
Bond knew something was wrong when he saw the missile creep towards the horizon. "Gads, you're a bleeping idiot, sir!" Bond said, after realizing that he'd left his PPK behind; instead, he had grabbed his P99. Bond returned inside and shot at people, heading for what appeared to be a blue Jaguar... Mr. White was getting away with the money.
He ran to his Aston and flicked the Invisibility switch that instead launched the ejector and flew so high that he intercepted the missile, just in time to save the apple from falling off the top of Miss Moneypenny's sunhat. White's Jaguar was speeding, however, so he decided to grab his bazooka, but it was broken. "Rats!" yelled Bond. He took a man's keys and hit him right in the nose, then he climbed into an Alfa and sped off.
In London, Miss Moneypenny was on her merry way to Q-Branch when a man came and said, "What would you say if I asked you out?" Blushing at such, she looked him right in the eyes and said, "Sorry, but I'm waiting for a certain Double-0 agent to arrive and help delete my expletives." At this, he took a large Q lapel and bloodied her eye with it.
"That was my eye you, wanker! I shall send 007 to Canada with Corrine," but If he was to fail, he would get the beating and beatings are not fun, particularly when on the balls, which swell horribly when perforated. Moneypenny then licked them better, relishing the sweet salty tang. She then started rubbing them and Bond returned to normal.
Elsewhere, Sir Miles Messervy was playing with his rather big model sized ship on his desk. Suddenly, a bullet crashed through
Oops! I think I double posted! Sorry!
Edited by danielcraigisjamesbond007, 07 February 2009 - 01:53 AM.
#70
Posted 07 February 2009 - 09:19 AM
#71
Posted 07 February 2009 - 05:29 PM
the window of his officeIt was a cloudy day, and Bond stared gloomily at the withering body on the tropic sands below. It seemed that the torture had been intense, as it was covered in thumb screws and hot coals.
Bond knew something was wrong when he saw the missile creep towards the horizon. "Gads, you're a bleeping idiot, sir!" Bond said, after realizing that he'd left his PPK behind; instead, he had grabbed his P99. Bond returned inside and shot at people, heading for what appeared to be a blue Jaguar... Mr. White was getting away with the money.
He ran to his Aston and flicked the Invisibility switch that instead launched the ejector and flew so high that he intercepted the missile, just in time to save the apple from falling off the top of Miss Moneypenny's sunhat. White's Jaguar was speeding, however, so he decided to grab his bazooka, but it was broken. "Rats!" yelled Bond. He took a man's keys and hit him right in the nose, then he climbed into an Alfa and sped off.
In London, Miss Moneypenny was on her merry way to Q-Branch when a man came and said, "What would you say if I asked you out?" Blushing at such, she looked him right in the eyes and said, "Sorry, but I'm waiting for a certain Double-0 agent to arrive and help delete my expletives." At this, he took a large Q lapel and bloodied her eye with it.
"That was my eye you, wanker! I shall send 007 to Canada with Corrine," but If he was to fail, he would get the beating and beatings are not fun, particularly when on the balls, which swell horribly when perforated. Moneypenny then licked them better, relishing the sweet salty tang. She then started rubbing them and Bond returned to normal.
Elsewhere, Sir Miles Messervy was playing with his rather big model sized ship on his desk. Suddenly, a bullet crashed through
"What the hell was that?"
#72
Posted 07 February 2009 - 05:33 PM
Edited by iexpectu2die, 07 February 2009 - 05:33 PM.
#73
Posted 07 February 2009 - 07:58 PM
Bond knew something was wrong when he saw the missile creep towards the horizon. "Gads, you're a bleeping idiot, sir!" Bond said, after realizing that he'd left his PPK behind; instead, he had grabbed his P99. Bond returned inside and shot at people, heading for what appeared to be a blue Jaguar... Mr. White was getting away with the money.
He ran to his Aston and flicked the Invisibility switch that instead launched the ejector and flew so high that he intercepted the missile, just in time to save the apple from falling off the top of Miss Moneypenny's sunhat. White's Jaguar was speeding, however, so he decided to grab his bazooka, but it was broken. "Rats!" yelled Bond. He took a man's keys and hit him right in the nose, then he climbed into an Alfa and sped off.
In London, Miss Moneypenny was on her merry way to Q-Branch when a man came and said, "What would you say if I asked you out?" Blushing at such, she looked him right in the eyes and said, "Sorry, but I'm waiting for a certain Double-0 agent to arrive and help delete my expletives." At this, he took a large Q lapel and bloodied her eye with it.
"That was my eye you, wanker! I shall send 007 to Canada with Corrine," but If he was to fail, he would get the beating and beatings are not fun, particularly when on the balls, which swell horribly when perforated. Moneypenny then licked them better, relishing the sweet salty tang. She then started rubbing them and Bond returned to normal.
Elsewhere, Sir Miles Messervy was playing with his rather big model sized ship on his desk. Suddenly, a bullet crashed through the window of his office.
"What the hell was that?" he screamed at his pet, who got scared and jumped
#74
Posted 08 February 2009 - 01:29 PM
Bond knew something was wrong when he saw the missile creep towards the horizon. "Gads, you're a bleeping idiot, sir!" Bond said, after realizing that he'd left his PPK behind; instead, he had grabbed his P99. Bond returned inside and shot at people, heading for what appeared to be a blue Jaguar... Mr. White was getting away with the money.
He ran to his Aston and flicked the Invisibility switch that instead launched the ejector and flew so high that he intercepted the missile, just in time to save the apple from falling off the top of Miss Moneypenny's sunhat. White's Jaguar was speeding, however, so he decided to grab his bazooka, but it was broken. "Rats!" yelled Bond. He took a man's keys and hit him right in the nose, then he climbed into an Alfa and sped off.
In London, Miss Moneypenny was on her merry way to Q-Branch when a man came and said, "What would you say if I asked you out?" Blushing at such, she looked him right in the eyes and said, "Sorry, but I'm waiting for a certain Double-0 agent to arrive and help delete my expletives." At this, he took a large Q lapel and bloodied her eye with it.
"That was my eye you, wanker! I shall send 007 to Canada with Corrine," but If he was to fail, he would get the beating and beatings are not fun, particularly when on the balls, which swell horribly when perforated. Moneypenny then licked them better, relishing the sweet salty tang. She then started rubbing them and Bond returned to normal.
Elsewhere, Sir Miles Messervy was playing with his rather big model sized ship on his desk. Suddenly, a bullet crashed through the window of his office.
"What the hell was that?" he screamed at his pet, who got scared and jumped on top of the bookcase
#75
Posted 08 February 2009 - 06:28 PM
.James Bond ran into theIt was a cloudy day, and Bond stared gloomily at the withering body on the tropic sands below. It seemed that the torture had been intense, as it was covered in thumb screws and hot coals.
Bond knew something was wrong when he saw the missile creep towards the horizon. "Gads, you're a bleeping idiot, sir!" Bond said, after realizing that he'd left his PPK behind; instead, he had grabbed his P99. Bond returned inside and shot at people, heading for what appeared to be a blue Jaguar... Mr. White was getting away with the money.
He ran to his Aston and flicked the Invisibility switch that instead launched the ejector and flew so high that he intercepted the missile, just in time to save the apple from falling off the top of Miss Moneypenny's sunhat. White's Jaguar was speeding, however, so he decided to grab his bazooka, but it was broken. "Rats!" yelled Bond. He took a man's keys and hit him right in the nose, then he climbed into an Alfa and sped off.
In London, Miss Moneypenny was on her merry way to Q-Branch when a man came and said, "What would you say if I asked you out?" Blushing at such, she looked him right in the eyes and said, "Sorry, but I'm waiting for a certain Double-0 agent to arrive and help delete my expletives." At this, he took a large Q lapel and bloodied her eye with it.
"That was my eye you, wanker! I shall send 007 to Canada with Corrine," but If he was to fail, he would get the beating and beatings are not fun, particularly when on the balls, which swell horribly when perforated. Moneypenny then licked them better, relishing the sweet salty tang. She then started rubbing them and Bond returned to normal.
Elsewhere, Sir Miles Messervy was playing with his rather big model sized ship on his desk. Suddenly, a bullet crashed through the window of his office.
"What the hell was that?" he screamed at his pet, who got scared and jumped on top of the bookcase
#76
Posted 08 February 2009 - 07:13 PM
Bond knew something was wrong when he saw the missile creep towards the horizon. "Gads, you're a bleeping idiot, sir!" Bond said, after realizing that he'd left his PPK behind; instead, he had grabbed his P99. Bond returned inside and shot at people, heading for what appeared to be a blue Jaguar... Mr. White was getting away with the money.
He ran to his Aston and flicked the Invisibility switch that instead launched the ejector and flew so high that he intercepted the missile, just in time to save the apple from falling off the top of Miss Moneypenny's sunhat. White's Jaguar was speeding, however, so he decided to grab his bazooka, but it was broken. "Rats!" yelled Bond. He took a man's keys and hit him right in the nose, then he climbed into an Alfa and sped off.
In London, Miss Moneypenny was on her merry way to Q-Branch when a man came and said, "What would you say if I asked you out?" Blushing at such, she looked him right in the eyes and said, "Sorry, but I'm waiting for a certain Double-0 agent to arrive and help delete my expletives." At this, he took a large Q lapel and bloodied her eye with it.
"That was my eye you, wanker! I shall send 007 to Canada with Corrine," but If he was to fail, he would get the beating and beatings are not fun, particularly when on the balls, which swell horribly when perforated. Moneypenny then licked them better, relishing the sweet salty tang. She then started rubbing them and Bond returned to normal.
Elsewhere, Sir Miles Messervy was playing with his rather big model sized ship on his desk. Suddenly, a bullet crashed through the window of his office.
"What the hell was that?" he screamed at his pet, who got scared and jumped on top of the bookcase.
.James Bond ran into the office with his PPK out.
#77
Posted 08 February 2009 - 08:04 PM
Bond knew something was wrong when he saw the missile creep towards the horizon. "Gads, you're a bleeping idiot, sir!" Bond said, after realizing that he'd left his PPK behind; instead, he had grabbed his P99. Bond returned inside and shot at people, heading for what appeared to be a blue Jaguar... Mr. White was getting away with the money.
He ran to his Aston and flicked the Invisibility switch that instead launched the ejector and flew so high that he intercepted the missile, just in time to save the apple from falling off the top of Miss Moneypenny's sunhat. White's Jaguar was speeding, however, so he decided to grab his bazooka, but it was broken. "Rats!" yelled Bond. He took a man's keys and hit him right in the nose, then he climbed into an Alfa and sped off.
In London, Miss Moneypenny was on her merry way to Q-Branch when a man came and said, "What would you say if I asked you out?" Blushing at such, she looked him right in the eyes and said, "Sorry, but I'm waiting for a certain Double-0 agent to arrive and help delete my expletives." At this, he took a large Q lapel and bloodied her eye with it.
"That was my eye you, wanker! I shall send 007 to Canada with Corrine," but If he was to fail, he would get the beating and beatings are not fun, particularly when on the balls, which swell horribly when perforated. Moneypenny then licked them better, relishing the sweet salty tang. She then started rubbing them and Bond returned to normal.
Elsewhere, Sir Miles Messervy was playing with his rather big model sized ship on his desk. Suddenly, a bullet crashed through the window of his office.
"What the hell was that?" he screamed at his pet, who got scared and jumped on top of the bookcase.
.James Bond ran into the office with his PPK out. Unfortunately, it was jammed, so
#78
Posted 08 February 2009 - 08:17 PM
Bond knew something was wrong when he saw the missile creep towards the horizon. "Gads, you're a bleeping idiot, sir!" Bond said, after realizing that he'd left his PPK behind; instead, he had grabbed his P99. Bond returned inside and shot at people, heading for what appeared to be a blue Jaguar... Mr. White was getting away with the money.
He ran to his Aston and flicked the Invisibility switch that instead launched the ejector and flew so high that he intercepted the missile, just in time to save the apple from falling off the top of Miss Moneypenny's sunhat. White's Jaguar was speeding, however, so he decided to grab his bazooka, but it was broken. "Rats!" yelled Bond. He took a man's keys and hit him right in the nose, then he climbed into an Alfa and sped off.
In London, Miss Moneypenny was on her merry way to Q-Branch when a man came and said, "What would you say if I asked you out?" Blushing at such, she looked him right in the eyes and said, "Sorry, but I'm waiting for a certain Double-0 agent to arrive and help delete my expletives." At this, he took a large Q lapel and bloodied her eye with it.
"That was my eye you, wanker! I shall send 007 to Canada with Corrine," but If he was to fail, he would get the beating and beatings are not fun, particularly when on the balls, which swell horribly when perforated. Moneypenny then licked them better, relishing the sweet salty tang. She then started rubbing them and Bond returned to normal.
Elsewhere, Sir Miles Messervy was playing with his rather big model sized ship on his desk. Suddenly, a bullet crashed through the window of his office.
"What the hell was that?" he screamed at his pet, who got scared and jumped on top of the bookcase.
.James Bond ran into the office with his PPK out. Unfortunately, it was jammed, so remembering his training he transfered
#79
Posted 11 February 2009 - 03:56 PM
Bond knew something was wrong when he saw the missile creep towards the horizon. "Gads, you're a bleeping idiot, sir!" Bond said, after realizing that he'd left his PPK behind; instead, he had grabbed his P99. Bond returned inside and shot at people, heading for what appeared to be a blue Jaguar... Mr. White was getting away with the money.
He ran to his Aston and flicked the Invisibility switch that instead launched the ejector and flew so high that he intercepted the missile, just in time to save the apple from falling off the top of Miss Moneypenny's sunhat. White's Jaguar was speeding, however, so he decided to grab his bazooka, but it was broken. "Rats!" yelled Bond. He took a man's keys and hit him right in the nose, then he climbed into an Alfa and sped off.
In London, Miss Moneypenny was on her merry way to Q-Branch when a man came and said, "What would you say if I asked you out?" Blushing at such, she looked him right in the eyes and said, "Sorry, but I'm waiting for a certain Double-0 agent to arrive and help delete my expletives." At this, he took a large Q lapel and bloodied her eye with it.
"That was my eye you, wanker! I shall send 007 to Canada with Corrine," but If he was to fail, he would get the beating and beatings are not fun, particularly when on the balls, which swell horribly when perforated. Moneypenny then licked them better, relishing the sweet salty tang. She then started rubbing them and Bond returned to normal.
Elsewhere, Sir Miles Messervy was playing with his rather big model sized ship on his desk. Suddenly, a bullet crashed through the window of his office.
"What the hell was that?" he screamed at his pet, who got scared and jumped on top of the bookcase.
.James Bond ran into the office with his PPK out. Unfortunately, it was jammed, so remembering his training he transfered all his strenghts to his
#80
Posted 11 February 2009 - 04:43 PM
Bond knew something was wrong when he saw the missile creep towards the horizon. "Gads, you're a bleeping idiot, sir!" Bond said, after realizing that he'd left his PPK behind; instead, he had grabbed his P99. Bond returned inside and shot at people, heading for what appeared to be a blue Jaguar... Mr. White was getting away with the money.
He ran to his Aston and flicked the Invisibility switch that instead launched the ejector and flew so high that he intercepted the missile, just in time to save the apple from falling off the top of Miss Moneypenny's sunhat. White's Jaguar was speeding, however, so he decided to grab his bazooka, but it was broken. "Rats!" yelled Bond. He took a man's keys and hit him right in the nose, then he climbed into an Alfa and sped off.
In London, Miss Moneypenny was on her merry way to Q-Branch when a man came and said, "What would you say if I asked you out?" Blushing at such, she looked him right in the eyes and said, "Sorry, but I'm waiting for a certain Double-0 agent to arrive and help delete my expletives." At this, he took a large Q lapel and bloodied her eye with it.
"That was my eye you, wanker! I shall send 007 to Canada with Corrine," but If he was to fail, he would get the beating and beatings are not fun, particularly when on the balls, which swell horribly when perforated. Moneypenny then licked them better, relishing the sweet salty tang. She then started rubbing them and Bond returned to normal.
Elsewhere, Sir Miles Messervy was playing with his rather big model sized ship on his desk. Suddenly, a bullet crashed through the window of his office.
"What the hell was that?" he screamed at his pet, who got scared and jumped on top of the bookcase.
.James Bond ran into the office with his PPK out. Unfortunately, it was jammed, so remembering his training he transfered all his strenghts to his footwork and not being seen...
#81
Posted 11 February 2009 - 06:27 PM
Bond knew something was wrong when he saw the missile creep towards the horizon. "Gads, you're a bleeping idiot, sir!" Bond said, after realizing that he'd left his PPK behind; instead, he had grabbed his P99. Bond returned inside and shot at people, heading for what appeared to be a blue Jaguar... Mr. White was getting away with the money.
He ran to his Aston and flicked the Invisibility switch that instead launched the ejector and flew so high that he intercepted the missile, just in time to save the apple from falling off the top of Miss Moneypenny's sunhat. White's Jaguar was speeding, however, so he decided to grab his bazooka, but it was broken. "Rats!" yelled Bond. He took a man's keys and hit him right in the nose, then he climbed into an Alfa and sped off.
In London, Miss Moneypenny was on her merry way to Q-Branch when a man came and said, "What would you say if I asked you out?" Blushing at such, she looked him right in the eyes and said, "Sorry, but I'm waiting for a certain Double-0 agent to arrive and help delete my expletives." At this, he took a large Q lapel and bloodied her eye with it.
"That was my eye you, wanker! I shall send 007 to Canada with Corrine," but If he was to fail, he would get the beating and beatings are not fun, particularly when on the balls, which swell horribly when perforated. Moneypenny then licked them better, relishing the sweet salty tang. She then started rubbing them and the man screamed, "My taters!"
Elsewhere, Sir Miles Messervy was playing with his rather big model sized ship on his desk. Suddenly, a bullet crashed through the window of his office.
"What the hell was that?" he screamed at his pet, who got scared and jumped on top of the bookcase.
James Bond ran into the office with his PPK out. Unfortunately, it was jammed, so remembering his training he transfered all his strengths to his footwork and not being seen...
Sir Miles looked about. "Bond!"
#82
Posted 11 February 2009 - 06:37 PM
Bond knew something was wrong when he saw the missile creep towards the horizon. "Gads, you're a bleeping idiot, sir!" Bond said, after realizing that he'd left his PPK behind; instead, he had grabbed his P99. Bond returned inside and shot at people, heading for what appeared to be a blue Jaguar... Mr. White was getting away with the money.
He ran to his Aston and flicked the Invisibility switch that instead launched the ejector and flew so high that he intercepted the missile, just in time to save the apple from falling off the top of Miss Moneypenny's sunhat. White's Jaguar was speeding, however, so he decided to grab his bazooka, but it was broken. "Rats!" yelled Bond. He took a man's keys and hit him right in the nose, then he climbed into an Alfa and sped off.
In London, Miss Moneypenny was on her merry way to Q-Branch when a man came and said, "What would you say if I asked you out?" Blushing at such, she looked him right in the eyes and said, "Sorry, but I'm waiting for a certain Double-0 agent to arrive and help delete my expletives." At this, he took a large Q lapel and bloodied her eye with it.
"That was my eye you, wanker! I shall send 007 to Canada with Corrine," but If he was to fail, he would get the beating and beatings are not fun, particularly when on the balls, which swell horribly when perforated. Moneypenny then licked them better, relishing the sweet salty tang. She then started rubbing them and the man screamed, "My taters!"
Elsewhere, Sir Miles Messervy was playing with his rather big model sized ship on his desk. Suddenly, a bullet crashed through the window of his office.
"What the hell was that?" he screamed at his pet, who got scared and jumped on top of the bookcase.
James Bond ran into the office with his PPK out. Unfortunately, it was jammed, so remembering his training he transfered all his strengths to his footwork and not being seen...
Sir Miles looked about. "Bond!"
"Don't call me Bond, call
#83
Posted 12 February 2009 - 12:02 AM
security to evacuate the buildingIt was a cloudy day, and Bond stared gloomily at the withering body on the tropic sands below. It seemed that the torture had been intense, as it was covered in thumb screws and hot coals.
Bond knew something was wrong when he saw the missile creep towards the horizon. "Gads, you're a bleeping idiot, sir!" Bond said, after realizing that he'd left his PPK behind; instead, he had grabbed his P99. Bond returned inside and shot at people, heading for what appeared to be a blue Jaguar... Mr. White was getting away with the money.
He ran to his Aston and flicked the Invisibility switch that instead launched the ejector and flew so high that he intercepted the missile, just in time to save the apple from falling off the top of Miss Moneypenny's sunhat. White's Jaguar was speeding, however, so he decided to grab his bazooka, but it was broken. "Rats!" yelled Bond. He took a man's keys and hit him right in the nose, then he climbed into an Alfa and sped off.
In London, Miss Moneypenny was on her merry way to Q-Branch when a man came and said, "What would you say if I asked you out?" Blushing at such, she looked him right in the eyes and said, "Sorry, but I'm waiting for a certain Double-0 agent to arrive and help delete my expletives." At this, he took a large Q lapel and bloodied her eye with it.
"That was my eye you, wanker! I shall send 007 to Canada with Corrine," but If he was to fail, he would get the beating and beatings are not fun, particularly when on the balls, which swell horribly when perforated. Moneypenny then licked them better, relishing the sweet salty tang. She then started rubbing them and the man screamed, "My taters!"
Elsewhere, Sir Miles Messervy was playing with his rather big model sized ship on his desk. Suddenly, a bullet crashed through the window of his office.
"What the hell was that?" he screamed at his pet, who got scared and jumped on top of the bookcase.
James Bond ran into the office with his PPK out. Unfortunately, it was jammed, so remembering his training he transfered all his strengths to his footwork and not being seen...
Sir Miles looked about. "Bond!"
"Don't call me Bond, call
#84
Posted 12 February 2009 - 01:46 AM
Bond knew something was wrong when he saw the missile creep towards the horizon. "Gads, you're a bleeping idiot, sir!" Bond said, after realizing that he'd left his PPK behind; instead, he had grabbed his P99. Bond returned inside and shot at people, heading for what appeared to be a blue Jaguar... Mr. White was getting away with the money.
He ran to his Aston and flicked the Invisibility switch that instead launched the ejector and flew so high that he intercepted the missile, just in time to save the apple from falling off the top of Miss Moneypenny's sunhat. White's Jaguar was speeding, however, so he decided to grab his bazooka, but it was broken. "Rats!" yelled Bond. He took a man's keys and hit him right in the nose, then he climbed into an Alfa and sped off.
In London, Miss Moneypenny was on her merry way to Q-Branch when a man came and said, "What would you say if I asked you out?" Blushing at such, she looked him right in the eyes and said, "Sorry, but I'm waiting for a certain Double-0 agent to arrive and help delete my expletives." At this, he took a large Q lapel and bloodied her eye with it.
"That was my eye you, wanker! I shall send 007 to Canada with Corrine," but If he was to fail, he would get the beating and beatings are not fun, particularly when on the balls, which swell horribly when perforated. Moneypenny then licked them better, relishing the sweet salty tang. She then started rubbing them and the man screamed, "My taters!"
Elsewhere, Sir Miles Messervy was playing with his rather big model sized ship on his desk. Suddenly, a bullet crashed through the window of his office.
"What the hell was that?" he screamed at his pet, who got scared and jumped on top of the bookcase.
James Bond ran into the office with his PPK out. Unfortunately, it was jammed, so remembering his training he transfered all his strengths to his footwork and not being seen...
Sir Miles looked about. "Bond!"
"Don't call me Bond, call security to evacuate the building; it's going to blow in
#85
Posted 12 February 2009 - 01:47 AM
Bond knew something was wrong when he saw the missile creep towards the horizon. "Gads, you're a bleeping idiot, sir!" Bond said, after realizing that he'd left his PPK behind; instead, he had grabbed his P99. Bond returned inside and shot at people, heading for what appeared to be a blue Jaguar... Mr. White was getting away with the money.
He ran to his Aston and flicked the Invisibility switch that instead launched the ejector and flew so high that he intercepted the missile, just in time to save the apple from falling off the top of Miss Moneypenny's sunhat. White's Jaguar was speeding, however, so he decided to grab his bazooka, but it was broken. "Rats!" yelled Bond. He took a man's keys and hit him right in the nose, then he climbed into an Alfa and sped off.
In London, Miss Moneypenny was on her merry way to Q-Branch when a man came and said, "What would you say if I asked you out?" Blushing at such, she looked him right in the eyes and said, "Sorry, but I'm waiting for a certain Double-0 agent to arrive and help delete my expletives." At this, he took a large Q lapel and bloodied her eye with it.
"That was my eye you, wanker! I shall send 007 to Canada with Corrine," but If he was to fail, he would get the beating and beatings are not fun, particularly when on the balls, which swell horribly when perforated. Moneypenny then licked them better, relishing the sweet salty tang. She then started rubbing them and the man screamed, "My taters!"
Elsewhere, Sir Miles Messervy was playing with his rather big model sized ship on his desk. Suddenly, a bullet crashed through the window of his office.
"What the hell was that?" he screamed at his pet, who got scared and jumped on top of the bookcase.
James Bond ran into the office with his PPK out. Unfortunately, it was jammed, so remembering his training he transfered all his strengths to his footwork and not being seen...
Sir Miles looked about. "Bond!"
"Don't call me Bond, call security to evacuate the building before I shoot my dick off!"
#86
Posted 12 February 2009 - 03:40 PM
Bond knew something was wrong when he saw the missile creep towards the horizon. "Gads, you're a bleeping idiot, sir!" Bond said, after realizing that he'd left his PPK behind; instead, he had grabbed his P99. Bond returned inside and shot at people, heading for what appeared to be a blue Jaguar... Mr. White was getting away with the money.
He ran to his Aston and flicked the Invisibility switch that instead launched the ejector and flew so high that he intercepted the missile, just in time to save the apple from falling off the top of Miss Moneypenny's sunhat. White's Jaguar was speeding, however, so he decided to grab his bazooka, but it was broken. "Rats!" yelled Bond. He took a man's keys and hit him right in the nose, then he climbed into an Alfa and sped off.
In London, Miss Moneypenny was on her merry way to Q-Branch when a man came and said, "What would you say if I asked you out?" Blushing at such, she looked him right in the eyes and said, "Sorry, but I'm waiting for a certain Double-0 agent to arrive and help delete my expletives." At this, he took a large Q lapel and bloodied her eye with it.
"That was my eye you, wanker! I shall send 007 to Canada with Corrine," but If he was to fail, he would get the beating and beatings are not fun, particularly when on the balls, which swell horribly when perforated. Moneypenny then licked them better, relishing the sweet salty tang. She then started rubbing them and the man screamed, "My taters!"
Elsewhere, Sir Miles Messervy was playing with his rather big model sized ship on his desk. Suddenly, a bullet crashed through the window of his office.
"What the hell was that?" he screamed at his pet, who got scared and jumped on top of the bookcase.
James Bond ran into the office with his PPK out. Unfortunately, it was jammed, so remembering his training he transfered all his strengths to his footwork and not being seen...
Sir Miles looked about. "Bond!"
"Don't call me Bond, call security to evacuate the building; it's going to blow in
to little, tiny pieces of
#87
Posted 12 February 2009 - 04:14 PM
Hey, you ignored what I wrote!"Don't call me Bond, call security to evacuate the building; it's going to blow in
to little, tiny pieces of
#88
Posted 12 February 2009 - 04:17 PM
Hey, you ignored what I wrote!"Don't call me Bond, call security to evacuate the building; it's going to blow in
to little, tiny pieces of
Actually, if you'll look, two of you responded and added to what I wrote, so I had to pick one of them. Sorry mate.
#89
Posted 12 February 2009 - 05:38 PM
concrete, steel, and window, Sir.It was a cloudy day, and Bond stared gloomily at the withering body on the tropic sands below. It seemed that the torture had been intense, as it was covered in thumb screws and hot coals.
Bond knew something was wrong when he saw the missile creep towards the horizon. "Gads, you're a bleeping idiot, sir!" Bond said, after realizing that he'd left his PPK behind; instead, he had grabbed his P99. Bond returned inside and shot at people, heading for what appeared to be a blue Jaguar... Mr. White was getting away with the money.
He ran to his Aston and flicked the Invisibility switch that instead launched the ejector and flew so high that he intercepted the missile, just in time to save the apple from falling off the top of Miss Moneypenny's sunhat. White's Jaguar was speeding, however, so he decided to grab his bazooka, but it was broken. "Rats!" yelled Bond. He took a man's keys and hit him right in the nose, then he climbed into an Alfa and sped off.
In London, Miss Moneypenny was on her merry way to Q-Branch when a man came and said, "What would you say if I asked you out?" Blushing at such, she looked him right in the eyes and said, "Sorry, but I'm waiting for a certain Double-0 agent to arrive and help delete my expletives." At this, he took a large Q lapel and bloodied her eye with it.
"That was my eye you, wanker! I shall send 007 to Canada with Corrine," but If he was to fail, he would get the beating and beatings are not fun, particularly when on the balls, which swell horribly when perforated. Moneypenny then licked them better, relishing the sweet salty tang. She then started rubbing them and the man screamed, "My taters!"
Elsewhere, Sir Miles Messervy was playing with his rather big model sized ship on his desk. Suddenly, a bullet crashed through the window of his office.
"What the hell was that?" he screamed at his pet, who got scared and jumped on top of the bookcase.
James Bond ran into the office with his PPK out. Unfortunately, it was jammed, so remembering his training he transfered all his strengths to his footwork and not being seen...
Sir Miles looked about. "Bond!"
"Don't call me Bond, call security to evacuate the building; it's going to blow in
to little, tiny pieces of
Edited by danielcraigisjamesbond007, 12 February 2009 - 05:39 PM.
#90
Posted 13 February 2009 - 07:49 PM
Bond knew something was wrong when he saw the missile creep towards the horizon. "Gads, you're a bleeping idiot, sir!" Bond said, after realizing that he'd left his PPK behind; instead, he had grabbed his P99. Bond returned inside and shot at people, heading for what appeared to be a blue Jaguar... Mr. White was getting away with the money.
He ran to his Aston and flicked the Invisibility switch that instead launched the ejector and flew so high that he intercepted the missile, just in time to save the apple from falling off the top of Miss Moneypenny's sunhat. White's Jaguar was speeding, however, so he decided to grab his bazooka, but it was broken. "Rats!" yelled Bond. He took a man's keys and hit him right in the nose, then he climbed into an Alfa and sped off.
In London, Miss Moneypenny was on her merry way to Q-Branch when a man came and said, "What would you say if I asked you out?" Blushing at such, she looked him right in the eyes and said, "Sorry, but I'm waiting for a certain Double-0 agent to arrive and help delete my expletives." At this, he took a large Q lapel and bloodied her eye with it.
"That was my eye you, wanker! I shall send 007 to Canada with Corrine," but If he was to fail, he would get the beating and beatings are not fun, particularly when on the balls, which swell horribly when perforated. Moneypenny then licked them better, relishing the sweet salty tang. She then started rubbing them and the man screamed, "My taters!"
Elsewhere, Sir Miles Messervy was playing with his rather big model sized ship on his desk. Suddenly, a bullet crashed through the window of his office.
"What the hell was that?" he screamed at his pet, who got scared and jumped on top of the bookcase.
James Bond ran into the office with his PPK out. Unfortunately, it was jammed, so remembering his training he transfered all his strengths to his footwork and not being seen...
Sir Miles looked about. "Bond!"
"Don't call me Bond, call security to evacuate the building; it's going to blow in
to little, tiny pieces of concrete, steel, and window, Sir."
Sir Messervy quickly grabbed the