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[DamnCoffee]

Jason Bond I - The Roseate Disruption
Jason Bond II - The Krilencu Deception
Jason Bond III - The Masterson Meltdown
Jason Bond IV - The Domino Dilemma
Jason Bond V - The Tanaka Imperative
Jason Bond VI - The Blofeld Snobbery
Jason Bond VII - The Baja Beneficiary
Jason Bond VIII - The Kananga Commitment
Jason Bond IX - The Scaramanga Competition
Jason Bond X - The Stromberg Annihilation
Jason Bond XI - The Genesis Reversal
Jason Bond XII - The Kristatos Conspiracy
Jason Bond XIII - The Octopussy Orthodoxy
Jason Bond XIV - The Silicon Domination
Jason Bond XV - The Afganistan Confusion
Jason Bond XVI - The Leiter Motivation
Jason Bond XVII - The Goldeneye Visionary
Jason Bond XVIII - The Beijing Abomination
Jason Bond XIX - The Elektra Collusion
Jason Bond XX - The Icarus Agenda
Jason Bond XXI - The Montenegro Munificence
Jason Bond XXII - The Panama Pretension
Jason Bond XXIII - The Hildebrand Rarity

Separately connected will be Sir Sean Connery's comeback film

Jason Bond: The McClory Retention

Very good!

[Della Leiter]

I just had to add...

Goldfinger: Bond vs. the Evil Laser of Manhood Deprivation

[Professor Pi]

Episode XVIII: The Empire Will Strike Back

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

In the style of Friends:

The One With The Guy With Metal Hands and The Girl In A Bikini
The One With The Lesbian Russian and the Orient Express
The One With The Guy with A Razor Hat and a Laser
The One With The Planes and the One-Eyed Italian
The One With The Volcanoes and Ninjas
The One With The Marriage and the Need For Hankies
The One With The Gay Blofeld and the Gay Henchmen
The One With The Man Who Cannot Die and the Crocodile Crossing
The One With The Tall Assassin and the Short Manservant
The One With The Fish Obsessed Meglomaniac and the Steel-toothed Henchman
The One With The Rockets and Jaws
The One With The Rock Climbing and Scuba Diving
The One With The Circus and the Train
The One With The Golden Gate Bridge and the Squealing Geologist
The One With The Russian General and the Mujahedin
The One With The Personal Vendetta and Benicio del Toro
The One With The Bungee Jump and the Satellite Weapon
The One With The Newspapers and the Stealth Boat
The One With The Terrorist and the Oil Queen
The One With The Invisible Car and Other Bollocks
The One With The Rebooted Story and the Really Long Card-Game
The One With The Choppy Editing and Unimaginative Characters

[Jose]

Hmm. I'll try one for QoS that doesn't involving criticizing the editing or how it wasn't Casino Royale.

Quantum of Solace: Bond vs the Exploding Hotel

meh

[danielcraigisjamesbond007]

The One With The Gay Blofeld and the Gay Henchmen
The One With The Invisible Car and Other Bollocks
The One With The Choppy Editing and Unimaginative Characters

lol! Nice job!

[Manticore]

Very nice thread !
Let's try...

Dr. No : Dr. Claw
FRWL : The Bosphore File
Goldfinger : Breakfast at Fort Knox ()
Thunderball : The man who loved sharks
YOLT : Never say "goodbye" again ( )
OHMSS : (Can't touch this !)
DAF : The Tiffany case ( )
LALD : Baron Samedi's dance
TMWGG : Wanted !
Moonraker : Let's fly with me ! ()
FYEO : Elektra's revenge
Octopussy : The Amazon
AVTAK : MayDay ! ( )
TLD : The Violoncellist
LTK : For James with love
Goldeneye : The Janus face
TND : ?
TWINE : The renard and the chick ( Chandler would have liked this one...)
DAD : ?

Edited by Manticore, 05 May 2009 - 06:47 AM.

[Mister Asterix]

People are missing the Chuck title thing.

Here’s my shot at it.

• Bond vs the Three Blind Mice
• Bond vs the Shoe
• Bond vs the Bowler
• Bond vs the Atomic Bomb
• Bond vs the Woman with the Face of a Pig
• Bond vs Mrs Bond
• Bond vs the Crematorium
• Bond vs the Filet of Soul
• Bond vs the Three-Nippled Assassin
• Bond vs the Dentures
• Bond vs the Orchid
• Bond vs the Parrot
• Bond vs the Yo-yo
• Bond vs the Microchip
• Bond vs the Cello
• Bond vs M
• Bond vs the Thighs
• Bond vs the Headlines
• Bond vs the Fox
• Bond vs the Moon
• Bond vs the Full House
• Bond vs the Opera

[Manticore]

Indeed ! Sorry.

[Forward Look]

TLD = For Music Lovers' Eyes Only

[Jose]

Die Another Day - Bond vs. all five of your senses, plus a few other ones you didn't know you had

That could probably also apply to Casino Royale 67

[jrcjohnny99]

Jason Bond I - The Roseate Disruption
Jason Bond II - The Krilencu Deception
Jason Bond III - The Masterson Meltdown
Jason Bond IV - The Domino Dilemma
Jason Bond V - The Tanaka Imperative
Jason Bond VI - The Blofeld Snobbery
Jason Bond VII - The Baja Beneficiary
Jason Bond VIII - The Kananga Commitment
Jason Bond IX - The Scaramanga Competition
Jason Bond X - The Stromberg Annihilation
Jason Bond XI - The Genesis Reversal
Jason Bond XII - The Kristatos Conspiracy
Jason Bond XIII - The Octopussy Orthodoxy
Jason Bond XIV - The Silicon Domination
Jason Bond XV - The Afganistan Confusion
Jason Bond XVI - The Leiter Motivation
Jason Bond XVII - The Goldeneye Visionary
Jason Bond XVIII - The Beijing Abomination
Jason Bond XIX - The Elektra Collusion
Jason Bond XX - The Icarus Agenda
Jason Bond XXI - The Montenegro Munificence
Jason Bond XXII - The Panama Pretension
Jason Bond XXIII - The Hildebrand Rarity

Separately connected will be Sir Sean Connery's comeback film


Jason Bond: The McClory Retention

Very good!

seconded; very impressive...

[Double-Oh Agent]

1. The Island
2. Spy Game
3. The Bank Job
4. Ransom
5. The Peacemaker
6. The Omega Man OR Lethal Weapon
7. Twins
8. Charade
9. Top Gun
10. Red Heat OR Waterworld
11. Outland
12. Cliffhanger
13. National Treasure
14. The Spy Who Came In From The Cold
15. Psycho
16. The Deceivers
17. A Time To Kill
18. Scarface
19. True Lies
20. The Bodyguard
21. Face/Off
22. True Grit
23. The French Connection