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P. Diddy spends £500k on 007 Audition Tape!


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#61 NVT

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Posted 01 December 2008 - 11:15 PM

Nationality and race aside, I think his celelb personality would not work for the role.

Looks like to much of an attention seeker, using money to buy his way to being cool, sophisticated instead of expressing those charms naturally.
Another hint, Bond does not have an entourage to give him a sense of worthyness.

Also those past Bond's good or bad never chose to be Bond for the sake of being Bond as far a I understand.

#62 Professor Dent

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Posted 02 December 2008 - 12:18 AM

I guess this explains why he can't afford the fuel for his private jet. :(

#63 Matt_13

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Posted 02 December 2008 - 12:21 AM

I guess this explains why he can't afford the fuel for his private jet. :)


:) :(

#64 Doctor Shatterhand

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Posted 02 December 2008 - 06:11 PM

P Diddy comes across more like a black Emilio Largo than OO7. His scenes are so campy with his sardonic smirk while trying to look cool. Sorry, it does not work and though I wish him success on the fragrance, I sure hope he does not even come close to an official audition for Bond.

#65 bondrules

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Posted 03 December 2008 - 12:06 AM

Riding the the jet ski is my favorite shot. It's all pretty amusing really.

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#66 agentjamesbond007

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Posted 25 December 2008 - 01:49 AM

It's obviously a gimmick to sell his product.

Of course; I am sure not many people want to change the skin colour of James Bond. (no means to be taken racially offensive)

#67 Jeff007

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Posted 25 December 2008 - 01:58 AM

Riding the the jet ski is my favorite shot. It's all pretty amusing really.

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Geesh you'd think he would watch some of the films. 007 always has a dry suit on with the dinner jacket underneath. :(

#68 Captain Tightpants

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Posted 25 December 2008 - 05:06 AM

My God, what an embarrassment. That was not an audition tape, that was Diddy basically jerking off to a picture of himself for five minutes (which is about as long as his career as James Bond would last). EON probably thought it was a great joke.

#69 Double-O-Nine

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Posted 25 December 2008 - 07:57 PM

What the hell? Diddy must do be joking with us...

#70 Commander Shaun

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Posted 31 December 2008 - 04:40 PM

What an idiot - i've seen this on the advert for his stupid "I am King" fragrance, keep dreaming Diddy...

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Edited by Commander Shaun, 31 December 2008 - 04:41 PM.


#71 JackUnion

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Posted 31 December 2008 - 05:07 PM

Ugh, somebody get him out of here. The last thing anyone wants is some American Rapper Thug playing a beloved character like James Bond who is so very much a British institution. As an American I hate any comments or attempts that Bond should ever be played by an American. We are cowboys with ill manners. That is not what Bond is. I think Felix Leiter as an African-American is perfect because it represents the growing diversity in America. And Hell Black Americans are every bit apart of what America is a White Americans. But leave Bond to the British.

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Posted 31 December 2008 - 05:53 PM

Thanks for the reminder. I did see one of those TV spots and literally squirmed in my chair. It was ALMOST as embarrassing as the news that Halle Berry was begging for a second chance.

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Posted 31 December 2008 - 06:09 PM

Saw the ad on the tv when I was at the laundromat. What a joke. Even my sister groaned "Yeah right." when she saw it. :(

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Posted 31 December 2008 - 06:19 PM

If only there was the merest trace of humour in that video. There he is, wearing a tuxedo and riding a jetski through the yacht-infested waters of Monaco on a beautiful day, and he can't even manage a wink or a sly smile at the camera, as if to say, "Yes, I am actually doing this! Life is utter madness! Isn't it wonderful?"

But no - nothing to alleviate the tiresomeness. I hope he gives some of the proceeds of his new perfume, I Am Bling, to charity.

#75 Captain Tightpants

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Posted 31 December 2008 - 10:51 PM

If only there was the merest trace of humour in that video.

Oh, there's humour alright ... I find the fact that he considers this to be a good audition tape for the rol of Bond oe of the best punchlines of the year.

#76 danielcraigisjamesbond007

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Posted 01 January 2009 - 12:14 AM

WOW! That's funny! I hope he doesn't become Bond ever. I think he would just ruin the part. Can you just imagine him saying "Bond, James Bond?" I can't...

#77 Captain Tightpants

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Posted 01 January 2009 - 09:48 AM

Do you really think that if EON decides to cast an African-American as James Bond, that the first door they're going to be knocking on is Diddy's?

#78 Safari Suit

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Posted 01 January 2009 - 10:59 AM

Oh, leave him be. Yes, he is clearly a complete buffoon, and yes this is money which could clearly have gone to a better cause, but couldn't you say that about all forms of enertainment? It's harmless, the only thing it could possibly harm is P. Diddy's career and in my opinion that's nothing to get upset about.

#79 Hitch

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Posted 01 January 2009 - 02:26 PM

Quite right. But I think he missed out on the opportunity to make the ultimate fan film. All it needed was a better script and some choppy editing. :(

#80 Jaws0178

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Posted 01 January 2009 - 03:39 PM

Wow. I really think that Diddy could pull.... hahahaha! Whoo! Can't believe I almost said that with a straight face. Is this for real? I mean seriously, is Ashton Kutcher going to knock on my door and tell me I've been punkd?

#81 maersk seeland

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Posted 01 January 2009 - 05:24 PM

if p diddy ever becomes bond, i think id throw up nonstop for a month straight.............

#82 DamnCoffee

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Posted 01 January 2009 - 06:11 PM

Well... that was 6:16 of my life wasted. What the hell did I just watch? :(

#83 danielcraigisjamesbond007

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Posted 01 January 2009 - 07:01 PM

This brings up an interesting question. Should James Bond be black?
I don't think he should, personally, but please don't think of me as a racist. I'm not.

#84 Bond_Assassin

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Posted 02 January 2009 - 02:15 AM

The day Diddy becomes Bond is the day I stop being a fan.

#85 jaguar007

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Posted 02 January 2009 - 02:43 AM

Honestly! It's a Bond inspired ad for his fragrance. I don't think Diddy seriously believes it will get him the Bond role, he probably made that statement as a joke/for attention.

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Posted 02 January 2009 - 09:56 AM

Now, he was encouraged by a Black Felix Leiter, and he thinks if Bond's freind turns black, Bond himself must turn black too.
Now, anyone gonna put this on youtube or what, the suspense to watch it and laugh my head off is killing me!

#87 Captain Tightpants

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Posted 02 January 2009 - 11:34 AM

Now, anyone gonna put this on youtube or what, the suspense to watch it and laugh my head off is killing me!

The joke's on you, Jordan, because someone has already embedded a link in this thread.

#88 Ultraussie (Jordan.adams)

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Posted 02 January 2009 - 11:58 PM

Where is it LOL?
I dont check page 2? Who do you think I am? Jordan.adams of Mi6forums.com?
Im Ultraussie Awesomeness!!!


Being serious now, what is the link?


Also, this is the most pointless post on the forum.

Edited by Ultraussie (Jordan.adams), 02 January 2009 - 11:59 PM.


#89 Captain Tightpants

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Posted 03 January 2009 - 06:09 AM

Being serious now, what is the link?

Use your eyes. It's in this thread.

#90 Ultraussie (Jordan.adams)

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Posted 05 January 2009 - 07:59 AM

"we are kings" isnt exactly Bond.