113 replies to this topic

[gkgyver]

I would think both are laughing ... pretty damn hard.

The same kind of laughter I can muster up today when I think about the time on this board when xXx was seriously considered to kill James Bond.

[killkenny kid]

I would think both are laughing ... pretty damn hard.

The same kind of laughter I can muster up today when I think about the time on this board when xXx was seriously considered to kill James Bond.

Ah, yes. The good old days.

[gkgyver]

Honestly, having the choice between BrosnanBond's DAD and the Babynator is not that easy.

[Quincy]

How embarrassing. Diddy, give it up. Give that money to a charity instead of blowing it on a worthless cause.

QFT! $500,000!

[gkgyver]

Did you want to say WTF instead of QFT? Because I have no idea what that stands for.

[Jose]

Did you want to say WTF instead of QFT? Because I have no idea what that stands for.

QFT stands for "quoted for truth".

But yeah WTF would have made far more sense. Unless Quincy meant something like
"QFT! Yeah! Give the money to something worthwhile! I mean come on! $500,000!"

lol @ diddy trying out for Bond. pfft.

Edited by Jose, 01 December 2008 - 06:25 AM.

[Qwerty]

Now on the CBn main page...

P. Diddy's James Bond Audition Tape

Rap star reportedly spends over $750,000 on audtion tape that also promotes new fragrance

[gkgyver]

Did you want to say WTF instead of QFT? Because I have no idea what that stands for.

QFT stands for "quoted for truth".

But yeah WTF would have made far more sense. Unless Quincy meant something like
"QFT! Yeah! Give the money to something worthwhile! I mean come on! $500,000!"

Just one question: WTF?

Oh, and by the way, that video sucked bad. Really bad.

[JET007]

I laughed my head off at the beginning! That "film" wasn't even a film, just a lame attempt to be a mysterious perfume ad. Sorry, Mr. P, but a film has a story. This was just a montage of images of you trying to look debonair and tough. Which you failed at. Miserably.

[Blofeld's Cat]

After Eon laughs it out of the office, guess he can always shop it to the XXX production team, so it's not a total loss.

He'd still want to be Double-O-XXX though.

[Jim]

What a peculiar person.

[quantumofsolace]

Using the current worldwide Bond popularity to promote himself everywhere was a good idea. Unfortunately, he makes himself look like a prick.

[MarkA]

Sometimes certain people need a healthy dose of British humility. Remember Bond is cool. I am sorry P. Diddy you don't have it.

[The ides of Mark]

Do come on, Sean.

[Peaceful]

What a load of self-absorbed rubbish.
That could be put into a new torture scene, Bond being forced to watch that.
I am king ???
Honestly

[MrMoneypenny]

That has got to be a joke. If not, it's sad. Very, very sad.

[TheREAL008]

Bond is a British citizen, born and raised in the UK. Be he White, Black, Asian, or even of Russian decent, Bond is British.

I don't ever want an American casted as Bond.

[Skudor]

The guy has got a sense of humour!

[Bryce (003)]

*sigh*

How is this Bond-ish?

How is this an advertisment?

No guns. No fights. No explosions.

Tuxedo's, girls and casino's do NOT a Bond film make.

As someone pointed out, don't auditions usually come by the request of the producers?

Roughly $800K (USD) on this tripe?

For an easy $1000, (and I'll take it and keep the change) myself and a few of my friends and CBn members, given some planning and story boarding along with three or four HD cameras, could knock the socks off this.

Hell, we just might.

No true offense to Mr. Diddy (he's not my cup of tea, but he clearly has a fan base) but this is proof that just because you have money doesn't mean you have talent in all respects. Some? Yes. All? No.

If you're going to attempt to emulate Bond, study up and get all the elements right. It takes more than moody stares, euro-trash models a tux and wetbike to make it work.

Sorry to be so cryptic, but WTH, WTF and What's the point?

[Mister Asterix]

I like his ability to do a wide range of emotions. From stoic with sunglasses to stoic without sunglasses.

[Bryce (003)]

I like his ability to do a wide range of emotions. From stoic with sunglasses to stoic without sunglasses.

God Bless you Mister J*cks*n.

"Get a shot of the sun....This is the sun we're going to use."

[Mr. Blofeld]

Oh Jesus...

For crying out loud, Diddles, you are not a king!

Also, fragrances aren't very manly things for a rapper to be promoting...

[The Dove]

*LMAO!!* Oh jeez, why can't Puff Daddy, or Puffy, or P. Diddy or Diddy, or Diddy Combs or whatever the he calls himself these days, just shut the hell up and go away!! Its bad enough he bastardized The Police and Led Zeppelin with his corny rap songs...I wouldn't even trust him to do the Bond 23 theme song without ripping off the James Bond Theme in some terrible remix. As for him claiming he can act like Bond, HA!! I've only seen him in a few Burger King commercials on tv...no acting ability whatsoever required!

[Bryce (003)]

Most ladies fancy my scent.

BRYCE : When you want to smell like Glenlivet, cigarettes and gunpowder. MANLY.

I still haven't figured out why Revlon rejected it.

[QOS007]

I'm and african american and if there was to be a black James Bond, P Diddy sure as hell would not be it. Somebody like Denzel or the man from the Allstate commercials, but not P Diddy or Jamie Foxx for that matter

[Blonde Bond]

Oh, please Mr. Combs. Don't quit your day job.

[Agent J.Bond]

What an egotistical megalomaniac. So what's next...Oprah Winfrey as M?

[D. Bond]

Bond is a British citizen, born and raised in the UK. Be he White, Black, Asian, or even of Russian decent, Bond is British.

I don't ever want an American casted as Bond.

Amen to that!

[The Dove]

Thank God Burt Reynolds was NOT cast as Bond for Live and Let Die, and John Gavin did NOT play Bond in Diamonds Are Forever..

[col_007]

There is a black President and it's time for there to be a black Bond.

I think the idiot has forgot Bond is British