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[Ultraussie (Jordan.adams)]

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[dinovelvet]

EON already did, in 2006.

[Mr_Wint]

No, Albert R. Broccoli did it, 1977.

[Ultraussie (Jordan.adams)]

Guys, it isnt Casino ROyale or The Spy Who Loved Roger Moore.
Its:

Title: Risico
Release date: 2010
Bond actor: Sam Worthington and Daniel Craig
Bond girl's name + actor: I dont think there was a chick in Risico
Henchman Name and Actor: I forgot the Guys name by ?
Villian's name + actor: ?
M: George Lazenby
Q: John Clese
Moneypenny: Jody Foster
Title song performer: The Presets
Plot: The exact same as the Short Story
Any other details: The PTS features new storyline, with Daneil Craig's Bond being murdered. Sam Worthington steps in, supporting the "Codename Theory"!

[darthbond]

Ummmm... No code theory because I can't feel sympathy with a replacement Bond feeling Daniel Criag's tragedies.

darthbond

[Ultraussie (Jordan.adams)]

Ummmm... No code theory because I can't feel sympathy with a replacement Bond feeling Daniel Criag's tragedies.

darthbond

Ok. But Sam Worthington isnt getting any Younger....

[Marty McFly]

Title: On Her Majesty's Secret Service
Release date: 1969
Bond actor: Sean Connery
Bond girl's name + actor: Tracy (Diana Rigg)
Henchman Name and Actor: Irma Bunt (Ilse Steppat)
Villian's name + actor: Blofeld (Telly Savalas)
M: Bernard Lee
Q: Desmond Llewelyn
Moneypenny: Lois Maxwell
Title song performer: John Barry
Plot: You better know the plot
Any other details: If Connery had starred in this film, it would have been epic.

Edited by Marty McFly, 26 November 2008 - 02:28 AM.

[HildebrandRarity]

Title: On Her Majesty's Secret Service
Release date: 1969
Bond actor: Sean Connery
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Any other details: If Connery had starred in this film, it would have been epic.

I totally agree. Lazenby was the worst ever Bond. The Aussie couldn't ing act. Peter Hunt had to add lines and lines of dialogue in post production. It was an embarrassment. Lazenby's lips didnt even move at times. Other times his head and back were turned when quips and lines were added.

What the were Harry and Cubby thinking when they signed such a 'actor'. I supposed they saved money and pocketed the difference. I guess you get what you pay for...which, in this case, wasn't much.

Connery would have been awsome in a more realistic movie.

[Ultraussie (Jordan.adams)]

Title: On Her Majesty's Secret Service
Release date: 1969
Bond actor: Sean Connery
Bond girl's name + actor: Tracy (Diana Rigg)
Henchman Name and Actor: Irma Bunt (Ilse Steppat)
Villian's name + actor: Blofeld (Telly Savalas)
M: Bernard Lee
Q: Desmond Llewelyn
Moneypenny: Lois Maxwell
Title song performer: John Barry
Plot: You better know the plot
Any other details: If Connery had starred in this film, it would have been epic.

No it wouldnt. He wouldve spoiled it with his toupe falling off during the ski chases and that other !!!! Face it, Lazenby did his own stunts, and he was a Winter Olympic gold medalist, so he is natrual in the snow. But Connery's take on Tracy's death wouldve ED up the entire franchise.

Yeah, OHMSS was a great film, but not in your alteritive "what if" universe.
Back on topic.

Edited by Ultraussie (Jordan.adams), 26 November 2008 - 05:31 AM.

[Marty McFly]

Title: Pierce & Tim's Excellent Adventure
Release date: 1989
Bond actor: Sean Connery
Bond girl's name + actor: The Princesses
Henchman Name and Actor: None
Villian's name + actor: None
M: None
Q: None
Moneypenny: None
Title song performer: "I Can't Break Away" by Big Pig
Plot: In the small town of San Dimas, a few miles away from Los Angeles, there are 2 nearly brain dead teenage boys going by the names of Pierce S. Brosnan, Esquire and Tim "Timothy" Dalton, they have a dream together of starting their own rock and roll band called the "Wyld Stallyns". Unfortunately, they are still in high school and on the verge of failing out of their school as well, and if they do not pass their upcoming history report, they will be separated as a result of Ted's father sending him to military school. But, what Pierce and Tim do not know is that they must stay together to save the future. So, a man from the future named James "Rufus" Bond came to help them pass their report. So, both Pierce and Tim decided to gather up historical figures which they need for their report. They are hoping that this will help them pass their report so they can stay together.
Any other details: EXCELLENT! MOST BODACIOUS! (air guitar)

[HildebrandRarity]

Title: On Her Majesty's Secret Service
Release date: 1969
Bond actor: Sean Connery
Bond girl's name + actor: Tracy (Diana Rigg)
Henchman Name and Actor: Irma Bunt (Ilse Steppat)
Villian's name + actor: Blofeld (Telly Savalas)
M: Bernard Lee
Q: Desmond Llewelyn
Moneypenny: Lois Maxwell
Title song performer: John Barry
Plot: You better know the plot
Any other details: If Connery had starred in this film, it would have been epic.

Lazenby did his own stunts, and he was a Winter Olympic gold medalist...

What sport and what Olympic venue and what year?

[sthgilyadgnivileht]

No, Albert R. Broccoli did it, 1977.

And again in 1987

[Bondian]

...and not forgetting 1963.

[Agent J.Bond]

Title: The Property Of A Lady
Release date: 2010
Bond actor: Daniel Craig
Bond girl's name + actor: Vivenne Michelle (Radha Mitchell)
Henchman Name and Actor: Artemis (Christian Berkel)
Villian's name + actor: Scarlet Veiss/White(Franka Potente)
M: Judi Dench
Q: Brendan O'Hea
Moneypenny: Liz White
Title song performer: Duffy
Plot: A terrorist attack at the Sydney Opera House by Quantum/
Quantum's control of the mining industry i.e. Olympic Dam/possible end sequence involving fight in mine shaft/anything really, just make a bond film in Australia already!
Any other details: -

[QOS007]

No, Albert R. Broccoli did it, 1977.

And again in 1987

Agreed about 1987

[jaguar007]

Title: On Her Majesty's Secret Service
Release date: 1969
Bond actor: Sean Connery
Bond girl's name + actor: Tracy (Diana Rigg)
Henchman Name and Actor: Irma Bunt (Ilse Steppat)
Villian's name + actor: Blofeld (Telly Savalas)
M: Bernard Lee
Q: Desmond Llewelyn
Moneypenny: Lois Maxwell
Title song performer: John Barry
Plot: You better know the plot
Any other details: If Connery had starred in this film, it would have been epic.

No it wouldnt. He wouldve spoiled it with his toupe falling off during the ski chases and that other !!!! Face it, Lazenby did his own stunts, and he was a Winter Olympic gold medalist, so he is natrual in the snow. But Connery's take on Tracy's death wouldve ED up the entire franchise.

Yeah, OHMSS was a great film, but not in your alteritive "what if" universe.
Back on topic.

Ummm, actually per the insurance company Lazenby was not even allowed on skis during the filming of the movie (although he did sneak off and so some skiing on his own). Laz was great at the fight scenes however.

[HildebrandRarity]

...but which Winter Olympics did the Aussie win a gold medal at?

The answer: The thread starter is full of .

[DamnCoffee]

^ Yup, about right.

I would have LOVED to see Connery in On Her Majesty’s Secret Service though, the only thing that would put me off is the fact that You Only Live Twice was so...., how can I put this... tiresome. Connery looked tired in the role, so god knows what he would be like in On Her Majesty’s Secret Service.

That's why the movie is so good, because we have fresh blood in the role. On Her Majesty’s Secret Service was made for Lazenby, but there is no doubt that it would've been Connery's most sucessful film, if he stayed on.

IMAGINE the emotional impact of Tracy's Death on the audience if Connery was in the role. An actor who they like in the role, it would've been brilliant.

Lazenby nailed it, though.

Ok. But Sam Worthington isnt getting any Younger....

Good, he'll be a horrible Bond. There's no point wanting him to be Bond, because he never will be. You have an unhealthy obsession with him, shut up about it.

Cease your chanting.

[Ultraussie (Jordan.adams)]

Good, he'll be a horrible Bond. There's no point wanting him to be Bond, because he never will be. You have an unhealthy obsession with him, shut up about it.

Cease your chanting.

He came 2nd to Daneil Craig during Casino Royale casting. Now who is "Horrible Bond"?
And more importantly, I hate my National Anthem, and I hated 99% of our Prime Ministers, so lets shed some light on this situation and:
GET BACK ON TOPIC

Edited by Ultraussie (Jordan.adams), 27 November 2008 - 03:30 AM.

[The Dove]

Can anyone tell me who Daneil Craig is ???

[Bondian]

Can anyone tell me who Daneil Craig is ???

Think he's that geeza who runs that craighasgotnobollocks.com site.

[Ultraussie (Jordan.adams)]

Can anyone tell me who Daneil Craig is ???

Think he's that geeza who runs that craighasgotnobollocks.com site.

OMG! Get back on topic you complete morons! And your veterans? Just shocking.

Title: The Destruction of Overkill
Release date: 2009
Bond actor: Daneil Craig (Or Sam Worthington if its allowed)
Bond girl's name + actor: Wenda Dillans (Jennifer Hawkins)
Henchman Name and Actor: 1337 AKA "TheDragon" (Some guy)
Villian's name + actor: 3835 8053 1337 1648 906 AKA "AwesomePwnerX7"
M: George Lazenby
Q: John Clese
Moneypenny: Jody Foster
Title song performer: The Killers
Plot: 2 computer hackers with their 1337 ways crack into the Wall Street market. Bond is assigned to break into their elite base in The Gold Coast, Australia. Bond does not play Dungons and Dragons, instead he tries to shoot them with a sniper, fails, they escape to Bali, and Bond hides in the cargo hold of the plane. And then it ends in a dramatic finale at the airport with henchmen.
Any other details:

[Bondian]

Can anyone tell me who Daneil Craig is ???

Think he's that geeza who runs that craighasgotnobollocks.com site.

OMG! Get back on topic you complete morons! And your veterans? Just shocking.

Positively, shocking.

[HildebrandRarity]

PUT IN CONNERY, DALTON or MOORE in O.H.M.S.S. AND YOU HAVE THE BEST BOND MOVIE UNTIL QUANTUM OF SOLACE.


WIPE AWAY THAT AUSSIE CHOCOLATE BAR SALESMAN WHO COULDN'T ACT - LIKE EON DID IN THE GUNBARREL - AND YOU HAVE YOUR ING ANSWER.


HOW'S THAT FOR GETTING BACK ON TOPIC?

[AlwaysanAston]

Title: RISICO
Release date: 11/17/10
Bond actor: D. Craig
Bond girl's name + actor: Elisabetta Gregoraci
Henchman Name and Actor:
Villian's name + actor: Vladimir/ Head of Quantum/ Richard Gere's comeback!
M:Dame Judy.
Q:Jeremy Irons
Moneypenny:Lily Cole
Title song performer: Kasabian
Plot: Continues where QOS left off. Bond tracks a lead he gathered from the photos from Austria.
Any other details: Retire the Aston and bring back a LOTUS w/ Q's gadgets.

[Bondian]

PUT IN CONNERY, DALTON or MOORE in O.H.M.S.S. AND YOU HAVE THE BEST BOND MOVIE UNTIL QUANTUM OF SOLACE.


WIPE AWAY THAT AUSSIE CHOCOLATE BAR SALESMAN WHO COULDN'T ACT - LIKE EON DID IN THE GUNBARREL - AND YOU HAVE YOUR ING ANSWER.


HOW'S THAT FOR GETTING BACK ON TOPIC?

That post nearly gave me a short-back-and-sides.

Just to remind the orginal poster, this is in the games section.

[Ultraussie (Jordan.adams)]

And I warn you all, get back playing the game's topic: Male a good bond film.

[Jim]

And I warn you all, get back playing the game's topic: Male a good bond film.

I'm afraid that you don't give the warnings, son.

[DamnCoffee]

Now who is "Horrible Bond"?

The one they didn't pick?

[Joey Bond]

The template sure looks familiar

Title: The Property of a Lady
Release date: December 2010
Bond actor: Daniel Craig
Bond girl's name + actor: Rose Byrne as Gala Brand
Villian's name + actor: Nicolaj Coster-Waldau as head of Quantum
M: Judi Dench
Q: Alan Rickman
Moneypenny: Rachel Weisz
Title song performer: Amy Lee and the Killers
Plot: A TSWLM type of a big, explosive film with a grand finale battle, but still keeping with the realistic, gritty tone of the Craig era
Any other details: Gunbarrel at the start, traditional Bond-M scene, no Bond going roque