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[Double-Oh Agent]

A tribute to the Bond girls:

Honey's Bikinis -- Catch spying eyes everywhere when you rise up out of the sea like a goddess in one of our fabulous bikinis. If you call in the next 15 minutes, we'll also throw in a knife belt at no extra charge.

Tatiana's Trousseaus -- No romantic rendezvous is complete without one.

Pussy Galore's Flying Circus -- Our tricks will leave you dying for more.

Domino's Swimwear -- Bathing suits for every occasion.

Kissy's Mountaineering Excursions -- Climb two mountains in a day without breaking a sweat.

Tracy's Driving School -- Learn how to drive like there's no tomorrow. We'll show you how to own the road.

Tiffany's Wigs 'N' Things -- Accessorize with us. We'll make sure the collars and cuffs match.

Solitaire, Inc. -- It's all in the cards.

Goodnight Tours -- Slow boats from China our specialty.

Anya's XXX Lingerie -- For his eyes only.

Goodhead Travel -- Taking you around the world since 1979.

Melina's Weapons Of Vengeance -- Send your enemies a message with one of our crossbows, they'll get the point.

Octopussy's Circus -- Fun for the whole family, just be sure to stay for the grand finale, it's the bomb!

Domino's Dancing School -- Because it takes two to tango.

Stacey's Spelunking Tours -- Hurry! See geological formations and caves in Silicon Valley before they're gone!

Kara's Stringed Instruments -- Make beautiful music with one of our cellos. Our wonderful cases also double as sleds in a pinch.

Pam's Gunshop -- Whether it be a seedy bar or a fancy hotel, we have weapons for every occasion.

Natalya's Tech Support -- For when you absolutely, positively, have to destroy a rogue satellite weapon in a matter of minutes.

Wai Lin's Self-Defense Classes -- Kick butt and take names in five easy lessons!

Jones' Mobile Bomb Disposal Unit -- Sometimes Christmas CAN come more than once a year.

Jinx's Little Black Book of Dating -- Get the most out of your short-term relationships.

Vesper's School For Wannabe Double Agents -- Everything you wanted to know about being a mole but were afraid to ask.

[Blofeld's Cat]

Rosa Klebb Shoes - Stilettos for the sharp dresser.

[agentjamesbond007]

You Only Live Twice- We have a wide selection of potions that can revive the dead; Simply one drop will work. The third will kill.

[Icephoenix]

Jaws Orthodontics - Put the shine back into your smile!

[Aris007]

Grant Publications: Read our new book on how to make a conversation interesting!

[agentjamesbond007]

Oddjob's' Hats & Co.- We have hats of different sizes and styles to fit your needs and occasions; even if you need to smuggle a kill

[agentjamesbond007]

-Sorry to post again, had another in mind-

Goldfinger's- An excellent place to get your nails done. We have colors ranging from clear to gold for all fingers

[Forward Look]

Spectre's Upscale Deli - catering that aims to please, with stainless-steel covered dishes including bombes.

[Airrider]

Greene-grocers: A new chain of supermarkets specializing in organically-grown stuff, although there's never enough spring water on the shelves...

Edited by Airrider, 24 November 2008 - 12:41 AM.

[Ultraussie (Jordan.adams)]

Spectre's Upscale Deli - catering that aims to please, with stainless-steel covered dishes including bombes.

The ending of DAF was making me crack up. Nice once!!!!!!!!

Plenty o"tooles: The new mobile hardware store!!!! 600 trucks in Britian alone!
Our 18 wheelers contain allot of powertools, lumber, nuts and bolts, and even the odd plants!

PS: One condition of entering the trailer is that you will not be perveted to the sexy female truck driver with DD Boobies....

[Marty McFly]

Bleuchamp Blowchunks - Just what you need when your stomach erupts like Piz Gloria.

Edited by Marty McFly, 26 November 2008 - 11:09 AM.

[Ultraussie (Jordan.adams)]

Piranah-Rama Aquarium: If your looking for a flesh eating fish, come to Parahan-Rama Aquariam!

[agentjamesbond007]

Blofeld's Blowdryers- We sell things that can blow ...

[Jose]

Kidd & Wint Rehabilitation Facilities-
"If at first you don't succeed... try, try again"

Kidd & Wint Toy Store-
"The children will be so thrilled."


meh.

[Airrider]

Crazy Colonel Moon's Cargo Plane Refurbishers
Tired of that same old evil lair? Need the security of having no base to eventually abandon? Do you really have people everywhere and don't want to leave the comforts of home behind? Have you decided after a few years that that base carved into an active volcano just isn't you?
Then visit Crazy Colonel Moon's Cargo Plane Refurbishers! We have everything you need to turn an unassuming cargo plane into your own flying evil lair! We offer flooring, observation deck construction, portable dojos, lounges, bars, war rooms and everything else you need to make a flying cargo carrier fabulous!
Ask us about our An-225 Special, now part of the Gustav Graves Signature Set!
DISCLAIMER: Not insured against badly-aimed orbital solar weapons

[Cilogy]

Die Another Day Relative Preservation Co. - "Save your loved ones ... for a later date."

J.W. Pepper Co. - "We sell the best darned pepper shakers in the world boy!"

Grow Up 007 - "The child care center that everyone is particularly proud of!"

Living Daylights - "Lamps, lampshades, and lightbulbs galore!"

Her Majesty's 'Secret-Service' - "Having trouble keeping secrets? We can help."

Never Say Never Again - "The best marriage counseling that money can buy!"

Onatopp Massage Parlor - "Come in when you prefer a good squeeze."

Every Penny Of It - "Reliable banking that lets you know that YOU are the money."

Grishenko™ Antivirus Software Co. - "We'll make your PC feel invincible!"

Mathis Rehabilitation Center - "Need a sleeping pill or a pain pill? We have pills for everything. Some make you taller, some make you forget."

Dryden's Secret Sellers - "We make sure you're in the right hands, theatrics don't scare us."

Emilio Largo™ - "Casual male extra-large clothing experts."

Le Chiffre's Eye Experts - "We don't consider you to be in too much trouble until you start weeping blood!"

Pussy Galore Stripclub - "So much excitement, you must be dreaming."

Strawberry and Fields Attorneys at Law - "If you can't find that stationary, we'll help you look."

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

Atlantis buildings - saving you space, and protection from radiation.

[agentjamesbond007]

Icarus Space Centre- the best place to learn aeronautics

Valentin's store of love- we have all things to give your loved one for valentine's day

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

Zukovsky's caviar factory and scuba centre.

[agentjamesbond007]

Disco Voliante- a night club that plays pure disco.

Stamper's Stamping Business- need you information printed on your personal items? You came to the right place.

Dr. Kauffman- the best doctor you can find for all your needs.

[Mr. Blofeld]

Magic Doo-dad Company -- Need a quick fix in a pinch when you're caught unawares at the edge of a volcano base or on a boat in the river Tapirape? We can help!

Our trusted gadgets will instantly materialize when you need them on the spot, whether you suddenly discover a safe in an enemy base and need a safecracker or simply want to impress the girl operating your iceberg submersible with some caviar.*

Quick, order now!


*(Company not responsible for sudden continuity errors in you spy films.)