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#1 Righty007

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Posted 14 July 2008 - 04:25 AM

This is a game where you create companies and/or products based on the James Bond novels and films. I'll start with a few examples to get us started. Please don't post every other time and hopefully people's ideas will spark good conversation. :tup:


Helpful Chap™ - Attach this neat little device to your car keys and you'll never lose them again. Just click the button on the remote control (provided) and the Helpful Chap™ will beep, allowing you to find your keys quickly.

Disposable Pleasures - A high-end prostitution company that caters to the wealthy including celebrities and politicians.

Meaningful Pursuits - A Sims-like computer game that enables kids to build a business empire in New York City. Earn points as you acquire new businesses and avoid bankruptcy! Endorsed by Donald Trump.

#2 Agent J.Bond

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Posted 14 July 2008 - 07:16 AM

Odd Job - An Employment agency

Shady Tree - A retirement home for the mentally ill

#3 Skudor

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Posted 14 July 2008 - 08:59 AM

Dr No - A chastity belt for teenage girls, the perfect 15th birthday gift from daddy.

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Posted 14 July 2008 - 10:47 AM

LOL, these are funny. Good thread, Righty007 :tup:

FWAS LLC

First incorporated in 1963 in Istanbul as The Faster Acting Venom Company, run by ESB & Partners, the company was briefly run by Col. Sun & Sons, before being bought out and changing its name in 1977 to Funeral Was At Sea Ltd. FWAS is now the recognized market leader consultant in corporate downsizing and confidentiality protection* and 5 time winner of the Enron Management Award.

FWAS were the first and finest purveyors of the revolutionary employer products: Poison ShoeTM (exclusive licensees Manolo Blahnik and Church's), Electric Boardroom ChairTM (retractable/non-retractable) and the Zeppelin Boardroom ShuteTM (popularly known as "the Lead Zeppelin").

FWAS have also perfected training techniques such as the Pirahna Pool Therapy TreatmentTM, Water Python RetrainingTM, as developed by the best practitioners in the business: Professor Irmaline Bunt, Monsieur Nicolas Knack, Sensei Zbigniew Krycsiwiki and the late Herr Dr. Aloysius Kaufman.

*all products and techniques subject to the effectiveness of the consultant. No liability is accepted for acts of God or James Bond 007.

#5 Bondian

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Posted 14 July 2008 - 02:43 PM

This is the best game thread idea ever, Chris. :tup: Wonder why nobody's thought of it before. :tup:

Pussy Galor LTD - Home for stray cats.

This Never Happened to the Other Fella LTD - Car Accident Insurance.

He Was Cut-off Permanently LTD - Last Will and Testament Underwriting Services.

Does The Toppling of American Missile's Really Compensate For Having No Hands INC - Eye Correction Surgery and Dyslexia Tuition Services.

It's All in the Wrist LTD - Non vıagra Penile Assistance Techniques.

Yes Considerably LLC - For people who cannot say the word "yes" properly.

#6 Aris007

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Posted 14 July 2008 - 03:49 PM

Alec Trevelyan LTD: Mental services for orphan children!
Goldfinger Industries: You give us your car, we amend it!

#7 Righty007

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Posted 14 July 2008 - 04:24 PM

LOL, these are funny. Good thread, Righty007 :tup:


This is the best game thread idea ever, Chris. :tup: Wonder why nobody's thought of it before. :(

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Posted 14 July 2008 - 05:34 PM

From Russia With Love Ltd
Delivers a Russian wife to you door in three days; famous for being the first to introduce the "we're so cheap that we offer no refunds" tagline before Ryanair did.

#9 Righty007

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Posted 14 July 2008 - 05:56 PM

Octopussy, Inc. - The leader in breeding octopussies, genetically engineered eight-headed cats designed to aid the blind. Who needs a Seeing Eye dog when you can have an eight-headed pussy?

For Your Eyes Only - A new line of thongs from Victoria's Secret.

#10 Conlazmoodalbrocra

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Posted 14 July 2008 - 09:36 PM

Thunderball - an online pinball game
Blofelds - try our wonderful, finger lickin' chicken at this family friendly bistro
Irma Bunt's Naval Stores - for all your sailing needs
Diamonds Are Forever - Tiffany's newest rivals
Rosie Carver's Wig Outlet - pop in for a tupee
Nick Nack Paddy Wack's - the dog-bone sales experts
Triple X Pesticides - the latest formulas from our Russian specıalısts
Moonrakers - the shop for those who garden at night
May Day's Maypoles - open between April and June
Whitakers - a new branch of Madame Tussaud's
Goldeneye - the glasses and contact lens specıalısts
Gupter's Red Boxes - the chief provider for Deal Or No Deal
Elektra King's - the plastic surgeons, specıalısing in ear surgery
Lee Tamahori's Costume Shop - men's clothing unavailable

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Posted 14 July 2008 - 09:46 PM

Gupta's Law Firm of Creative Anomalies - A very specialized practice based out of Berkley, California.

#12 Airrider

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Posted 14 July 2008 - 10:12 PM

Devil May Care GmBH: Responsibility-dodging classes and equipment that you can pick up and use TODAY!

#13 Skudor

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Posted 15 July 2008 - 07:50 AM

Escape Pods Inc.
Manufacturer of luxury escape pods - anything from plain vanilla stainless steel to fancy mock-Iceberg exteriors. Always luxuriously equipped with only the finest upholstery. Champagne and caviar not included.

#14 Agent J.Bond

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Posted 15 July 2008 - 09:06 AM

I must be dreaming Inc. - A bedware and linen shop

Shaken not Stirred Inc. - A Pub

#15 Aris007

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Posted 15 July 2008 - 06:01 PM

Whitaker LTD: Playgrounds in every neighborhood! Enjoy the fun and learn from our trained teachers. We organise children parties!

Zorin LTD: Flood problems? You've come to the right place!

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Posted 15 July 2008 - 11:34 PM

Little Finger Subsidiaries: Pinky rings are back and in a big way!

#17 Aris007

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Posted 16 July 2008 - 04:52 PM

Moneypenny Publications: Looking for a man? We have the book with tips on how to win him!

#18 Skudor

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Posted 16 July 2008 - 05:11 PM

Scaramanga Novelty Mirrors Ltd - Make your house into a fun-fun-fun house of mirrors.

#19 Judo chop

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Posted 16 July 2008 - 06:46 PM

KREST brand fluoride toothpaste - Established, 1989. Sued, 1989. Manufacturing shut down and all offices closed, 1989.

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Posted 16 July 2008 - 07:04 PM

Solex Agitators Pty Ltd - if you're planning a demo or march, you'll need a few rowdies to stir up the crowd and bait the cops. Whether you're after brawny thugs with low intelligence, or smart guys who prefer to use their mouths as weapons, or the sort of real pricks who generally fly under the radar, Solex will provide you with all the agitators you'll need for your "peaceful protest" to become a bloodsoaked pikeys' wedding. Special offer: hire three or more of our popular Malicious Meatheads ™, and a Cantankerous Old Man™ will be thrown in free (Melbourne and Sydney only).

Dario's Ltd - providing honeymoon travel packages since 1989. As the commercial goes, if you want to give her a nice honeymoooooooon, trust Dario's!

#21 Double-Oh Agent

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Posted 17 July 2008 - 09:19 AM

Klebb Footwear: Subtle, comfortable shoes for men and women that include a little hidden extra for those that annoy you.

Piz Gloria Allergy Clinic is looking for young, impressionable, beautiful women who want to eliminate their troublesome allergies for good. We can do it here among the panoramic Swiss Alps. All it takes is a few weeks in seclusion, a little hypnosis, and unleashing bacteriological warfare in your own backyard when you get home. No charge. To apply, simply call 1-800-ANGELSOFDEATH.

Khan's Indian Delicacies: Home of our famous speciality--stuffed sheep's head.

Bless Your Heart, Inc.: The organ transplant specıalısts.

Janus Beauty Salon: For those who have two faces.

Le Chiffre's Rope Testing Laboratories: All our ropes go through severe punishment.

#22 Agent J.Bond

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Posted 17 July 2008 - 10:42 AM

Jaws. Inc - Come in for a quick bite

You Must Be Joking. Inc - Joke shop

#23 Skudor

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Posted 17 July 2008 - 10:46 AM

Q's Autoparts - Nifty additions to your car; ejector seats, lazers, babe magnets, automatic machine guns, invisible paint jobs, stinger missiles, retractable skis.
Only available for Aston Martins

#24 Aris007

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Posted 17 July 2008 - 04:23 PM

Colombo LTD: We inport nuts from all over the world!
Blofeld chairs: Comfortable electric chairs in reasonable prices!

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Posted 17 July 2008 - 06:57 PM

Felix Leiter's License and Registration Services - Need a make on a white pimpmobile? We can help.

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Posted 18 July 2008 - 12:12 AM

Shocking, Positively Shocking- A business that manufactures taser and electric equipment.

#27 Double-Oh Agent

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Posted 19 July 2008 - 10:10 AM

Bilbao Cigars -- No president should be without one.

#28 Aris007

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Posted 24 July 2008 - 04:22 PM

Graves Jewellery shops: Diamonts form Iceland in reasonable prices! Special prices for marriages!

#29 Skudor

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Posted 24 July 2008 - 04:26 PM

Pussy Galore's: Budget brothel in Vegas.

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Posted 24 July 2008 - 09:08 PM

Shrubland Bikini Wax Salon-Come in and lose your mink glove.

Vesper Lend Mortgage Co.- Our accountants have imagination!