James Bond, Inc.
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Posted 14 July 2008 - 04:25 AM
Helpful Chap™ - Attach this neat little device to your car keys and you'll never lose them again. Just click the button on the remote control (provided) and the Helpful Chap™ will beep, allowing you to find your keys quickly.
Disposable Pleasures - A high-end prostitution company that caters to the wealthy including celebrities and politicians.
Meaningful Pursuits - A Sims-like computer game that enables kids to build a business empire in New York City. Earn points as you acquire new businesses and avoid bankruptcy! Endorsed by Donald Trump.
#2
Posted 14 July 2008 - 07:16 AM
Shady Tree - A retirement home for the mentally ill
#3
Posted 14 July 2008 - 08:59 AM
#4
Posted 14 July 2008 - 10:47 AM
FWAS LLC
First incorporated in 1963 in Istanbul as The Faster Acting Venom Company, run by ESB & Partners, the company was briefly run by Col. Sun & Sons, before being bought out and changing its name in 1977 to Funeral Was At Sea Ltd. FWAS is now the recognized market leader consultant in corporate downsizing and confidentiality protection* and 5 time winner of the Enron Management Award.
FWAS were the first and finest purveyors of the revolutionary employer products: Poison ShoeTM (exclusive licensees Manolo Blahnik and Church's), Electric Boardroom ChairTM (retractable/non-retractable) and the Zeppelin Boardroom ShuteTM (popularly known as "the Lead Zeppelin").
FWAS have also perfected training techniques such as the Pirahna Pool Therapy TreatmentTM, Water Python RetrainingTM, as developed by the best practitioners in the business: Professor Irmaline Bunt, Monsieur Nicolas Knack, Sensei Zbigniew Krycsiwiki and the late Herr Dr. Aloysius Kaufman.
*all products and techniques subject to the effectiveness of the consultant. No liability is accepted for acts of God or James Bond 007.
#5
Posted 14 July 2008 - 02:43 PM
Pussy Galor LTD - Home for stray cats.
This Never Happened to the Other Fella LTD - Car Accident Insurance.
He Was Cut-off Permanently LTD - Last Will and Testament Underwriting Services.
Does The Toppling of American Missile's Really Compensate For Having No Hands INC - Eye Correction Surgery and Dyslexia Tuition Services.
It's All in the Wrist LTD - Non vıagra Penile Assistance Techniques.
Yes Considerably LLC - For people who cannot say the word "yes" properly.
#6
Posted 14 July 2008 - 03:49 PM
Goldfinger Industries: You give us your car, we amend it!
#7
Posted 14 July 2008 - 04:24 PM
LOL, these are funny. Good thread, Righty007
This is the best game thread idea ever, Chris. Wonder why nobody's thought of it before.
#8
Posted 14 July 2008 - 05:34 PM
Delivers a Russian wife to you door in three days; famous for being the first to introduce the "we're so cheap that we offer no refunds" tagline before Ryanair did.
#9
Posted 14 July 2008 - 05:56 PM
For Your Eyes Only - A new line of thongs from Victoria's Secret.
#10
Posted 14 July 2008 - 09:36 PM
Blofelds - try our wonderful, finger lickin' chicken at this family friendly bistro
Irma Bunt's Naval Stores - for all your sailing needs
Diamonds Are Forever - Tiffany's newest rivals
Rosie Carver's Wig Outlet - pop in for a tupee
Nick Nack Paddy Wack's - the dog-bone sales experts
Triple X Pesticides - the latest formulas from our Russian specıalısts
Moonrakers - the shop for those who garden at night
May Day's Maypoles - open between April and June
Whitakers - a new branch of Madame Tussaud's
Goldeneye - the glasses and contact lens specıalısts
Gupter's Red Boxes - the chief provider for Deal Or No Deal
Elektra King's - the plastic surgeons, specıalısing in ear surgery
Lee Tamahori's Costume Shop - men's clothing unavailable
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Posted 14 July 2008 - 09:46 PM
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Posted 14 July 2008 - 10:12 PM
#13
Posted 15 July 2008 - 07:50 AM
Manufacturer of luxury escape pods - anything from plain vanilla stainless steel to fancy mock-Iceberg exteriors. Always luxuriously equipped with only the finest upholstery. Champagne and caviar not included.
#14
Posted 15 July 2008 - 09:06 AM
Shaken not Stirred Inc. - A Pub
#15
Posted 15 July 2008 - 06:01 PM
Zorin LTD: Flood problems? You've come to the right place!
Edited by aris007, 15 July 2008 - 06:02 PM.
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Posted 15 July 2008 - 11:34 PM
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Posted 16 July 2008 - 04:52 PM
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Posted 16 July 2008 - 05:11 PM
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Posted 16 July 2008 - 06:46 PM
#20
Posted 16 July 2008 - 07:04 PM
Dario's Ltd - providing honeymoon travel packages since 1989. As the commercial goes, if you want to give her a nice honeymoooooooon, trust Dario's!
#21
Posted 17 July 2008 - 09:19 AM
Piz Gloria Allergy Clinic is looking for young, impressionable, beautiful women who want to eliminate their troublesome allergies for good. We can do it here among the panoramic Swiss Alps. All it takes is a few weeks in seclusion, a little hypnosis, and unleashing bacteriological warfare in your own backyard when you get home. No charge. To apply, simply call 1-800-ANGELSOFDEATH.
Khan's Indian Delicacies: Home of our famous speciality--stuffed sheep's head.
Bless Your Heart, Inc.: The organ transplant specıalısts.
Janus Beauty Salon: For those who have two faces.
Le Chiffre's Rope Testing Laboratories: All our ropes go through severe punishment.
#22
Posted 17 July 2008 - 10:42 AM
You Must Be Joking. Inc - Joke shop
#23
Posted 17 July 2008 - 10:46 AM
Only available for Aston Martins
#24
Posted 17 July 2008 - 04:23 PM
Blofeld chairs: Comfortable electric chairs in reasonable prices!
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Posted 17 July 2008 - 06:57 PM
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Posted 18 July 2008 - 12:12 AM
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Posted 19 July 2008 - 10:10 AM
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Posted 24 July 2008 - 04:22 PM
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Posted 24 July 2008 - 04:26 PM
#30
Posted 24 July 2008 - 09:08 PM
Vesper Lend Mortgage Co.- Our accountants have imagination!