Oops!The winner will be announced on Sunday, May 18th 2007, at 23:00hrs BST.
So this contest ended a year ago? Why do people keep submitting captions, then?
(Just kidding)
And the winner is...
Bondian, with:
Man "Your face is on my hemorrhoid cream tube. What's all this crap when you say 'you're worth it'?"
Over to you, Ian.