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[Royal Dalton]

You were expecting someone else?

Yes, our favourite hero returns after an extended hiatus. And he's already up to his neck in trouble.



You know the game. You know the number of days until the contest ends.

The winner will be announced on Sunday, May 18th 2007, at 23:00hrs BST.

The luck of the Irish to you.

[dinovelvet]

-Pierce's request for $25 million to do a fifth Bond movie was met with a less than enthusiastic response.

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-A cinema patron shares his feelings with Pierce Brosnan concerning DIE ANOTHER DAY.

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

Pierce took a lesson from Keira Knightley on pouting as an aid to getting laid.

Unfortunately he picked the wrong girl...

[Mr. Blofeld]

On this sojourn to Karachi, Pierce was unfortunate enough to run into the president of the Timothy Dalton Fan Club.

[honour]

Man:"Did you spill Daniel Craig's pint?"

[00Twelve]

Look here, you flimsy little boob...you think it's funny to have to tell your supervisor that a tank drove through your Perrier truck?!?

[Airrider]

Admittedly, Brosnan's attempt to mail himself to the set of Quantum of Solace was ill-conceived from the very start, as the burlap sack he chose was a bit too small...

[echomusic]

Pierce relied on the only form of self defense available at this time -- sucking the man's mustache off!

[sharpshooter]

You were expecting someone else?

Yes, our favourite hero returns after an extended hiatus. And he's already up to his neck in trouble.



You know the game. You know the number of days until the contest ends.

Spit the goldfish out, buddy. Let's count to three, you can do that can't you? I won't ask again.

[Mister Asterix]

[mra]Bond wasn

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[Judo chop]

Pierce: Oh God, please

[hilly]

Although they'd had their differences, Pierce was already beginning to regret his insistence that Teri Hatcher be replaced as Paris Carver..

[Trident]

Master tailor Nazareno Fonticoli, founder of Brioni: 'And if I say this jacket is the perfect fit for you, it is the perfect fit. Understand?'

Edited by Trident, 12 May 2008 - 03:04 PM.

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

Pierce Brosnan makes a contraversial return to the Bond series as one half of Wint & Kidd in Lee Tamahori's remake of Diamonds Are Forever.

[dodge]

Brozza reacts violently to the suggestion that his Bond has...issues.

[killkenny kid]

Brosnan: "Look mate all I said was, care to dance."

[jaguar007]

After Randy Quaid's character in Independance Day get taken aboard the alien ship, he attacks the first person he sees. In this case it happens to be Pierce Brosnan's character from Mars Attacks.

[Blofeld's Cat]

Bond wonders if a Jim Carey inpersonation will get him out of this predicament.

[Kilroy6644]

Don't say anything stupid... don't say anything stupid... don't say anything stupid....

"I boffed your mom!"

Crap!

[HH007]

A violent encounter with an angry husband forced Bond to rethink his philosophy of only sleeping with married women.

[Mister Asterix]

Brosnan sacked again.

[Skudor]

The chairman of the James Bond Fan Club of the small Austrian town of Schlederwitzenzalzen wasn't amused by this pretend Pierce Brosnan. Brosnan himself (for it was he), on the other hand, greatly regretted forgetting to pack his hairgel.

[Judo chop]

Pierce rather wishes he hadn

[Mr Malcolm]

The first still of the Irish Dreamtime produced big-screen remake of 'Father Ted' featuring Pierce Brosnan as Father Dougal sends fanboys into fits of hysterics.

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

Pierce: For the last time, I only did Die Another Day for the money!!!

[Bondian]

Man "Your face is on my hemorrhoid cream tube. What's all this crap when you say 'you're worth it'?"

[00Twelve]

Judo chop lives out his fantasy of treating Pierce Brosnan like an $8.32 grocery receipt.

[OO4]

Mark Harmon, vacationing in Dublin, was suprised at the sudden assault on Pierce Brosnan when the bartender took mistook his Irish accent as insulting joke.

[HH007]

The winner will be announced on Sunday, May 18th 2007, at 23:00hrs BST.

So this contest ended a year ago? Why do people keep submitting captions, then?

(Just kidding)

[iexpectu2die]

You were expecting someone else?

Yes, our favourite hero returns after an extended hiatus. And he's already up to his neck in trouble.



You know the game. You know the number of days until the contest ends.

The winner will be announced on Sunday, May 18th 2007, at 23:00hrs BST.

The luck of the Irish to you.

A shocking deleted scene on 2010's "Ultimate Special Edition" 'Die Another Day' DVD, reveals Bond's horrific 14 Months of torture in North Korea.