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The New ABC's of James Bond


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#1771 elizabeth

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Posted 21 January 2012 - 09:25 PM

D is for Drax.

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Posted 21 January 2012 - 10:33 PM

X is for Xenia Onatopp, who alway did enjoy a good squeeze, didn't she? ;-)

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Posted 22 January 2012 - 03:44 AM

E is for EON Productions..one of the two companies Cubby Broccoli and Harry Saltzman created to produce the James Bond films.

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Posted 22 January 2012 - 04:05 AM

S is for Siberian separatists scapegoated for setbacks at Severnaya.

#1775 thecasinoroyale

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Posted 22 January 2012 - 10:29 AM

A is for Admiral Roebuck, appearing in 'Tomorrow Never Dies'. The only man known to have to think with his balls all the timE.

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Posted 25 January 2012 - 04:27 AM

E is for Egypt, the country where a lot of The Spy Who Loved Me was filmed and also where, on one occasion, the film crew's catering truck arrived with nothing in iT.

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Posted 25 January 2012 - 04:34 AM

T is for Truman-Lodge, the yuppie bean-counter who gets angry, gets Sanchez's goat, and gets written off with a machine guN.

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Posted 25 January 2012 - 08:57 AM

N is for 'No Deals, Mr.Bond', one of the many rather good John Gardner Bond bookS.

#1779 Mr. Blofeld

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Posted 25 January 2012 - 02:25 PM

S is for Scaramanga, the scintillatingly stupid scoundrel behind the story of a subpar spy cinematograph from the '70s.

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Posted 25 January 2012 - 05:29 PM

S is also for San Francisco, where Bond rides a fire engine to escape from the fuzZ.

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Posted 25 January 2012 - 06:42 PM

Z is for Zorin Industries...probably the only best known 'Z' in the Bond universE!

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Posted 25 January 2012 - 07:40 PM

E is for Eleven, the number which Moonraker places in release order.

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Posted 25 January 2012 - 07:54 PM

R is for Russia, a country that more often than not proves to be more than a thorn in MI6's 00-departmenT!

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Posted 25 January 2012 - 10:28 PM

T is for Tiger Tanaka, who thinks Bond has a lot of energy for a dead maN!

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Posted 25 January 2012 - 10:47 PM

N is for No. Julius NO.

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Posted 25 January 2012 - 10:50 PM

O is for my little OctopussY.

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Posted 25 January 2012 - 11:12 PM

O is for my little OctopussY.


Y is for You Only Live Twice. Somewhere in the film Tiger utters the word LoX.

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Posted 25 January 2012 - 11:15 PM

X is for Xenia, whose fetish was squeezing Canadian admirals during seX.

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Posted 25 January 2012 - 11:49 PM

X is for Xenia, whose fetish was squeezing Canadian admirals during seX.


XXX is Anya Amasova's code name. I suspect she too is a dominatriX.

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Posted 25 January 2012 - 11:58 PM

X is for the X-ray camera that Pam Bouvier points at Bond and Q.

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Posted 26 January 2012 - 12:14 AM

X is for the X-ray camera that Pam Bouvier points at Bond and Q.


Quartermaster is what Q is. Bond, Q and M often meet at MI6 GHQ.

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Posted 26 January 2012 - 12:48 AM

Q is for Quist, a small fisH.

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Posted 26 January 2012 - 02:51 AM

H is for Horror, the big fellow with the metal teeth who inspired that other big fellow with the metal teeth. ;-)

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Posted 26 January 2012 - 07:00 AM

H is for Haggis...the traditional Scottish dish which is served in the utterly bonkers scene, where every one gets pissed drunk at MacTerry castle in the 1967 Casino Royale spooF.

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Posted 26 January 2012 - 08:49 AM

F is For Your Eyes Only, darlinG.

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Posted 26 January 2012 - 09:54 PM

F is For Your Eyes Only, darlinG.


G is for Goldfinger. In that film nobody has a BBQ.

(Whoever goes next cannot use the words, Q, Quartermaster or Quist or Quentin. We've already used them, most of them on this page. Find another word that starts with Q.)

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Posted 27 January 2012 - 02:07 AM

Q is for quiche de cabinet, baked with love by James StocK.

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Posted 27 January 2012 - 08:39 AM

K is for Kingston, in Jamaica. Location of the first scenes of 'Dr.NO'

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Posted 27 January 2012 - 06:51 PM

O is for Octagonal...the shape of Emile Locque's glasses in For Your Eyes OnlY

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Posted 27 January 2012 - 08:03 PM

Y is for 'Young Bond', the young James Bond novel series by Charlie HigsoN