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[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

"Unless you're a pheasant."

[BlackFire]

"It's amazing what you can do with photoshop this days."

[Professor Pi]

"How much do you want for your services this time?"

[Jose]

Did you bring any chocolates?

[BlackFire]

"The dollar is not what it used to be.. the cost of war.."

[golrush007]

"It's the work of the Mujahaddin - The Afghan resistance."

[sthgilyadgnivileht]

Officially that was never confirmed

[BlackFire]

"And now we'll never know who was behind this, the trail has gone cold."

[golrush007]

"Oh, shut up Q. Of all the fouled-up, half witted operations."

[the other fellow]

"We're the laughing stock of the Intelligence community!"

[DamnCoffee]

"I'm sorry?"

[Professor Pi]

"I'm sorry, Felix, but you were about to say double-o-seven."

[golrush007]

"It's only a number."

[BlackFire]

"You took the words out of my mouth."

[DamnCoffee]

"... and you took the words... right outta my pocket!"

[sthgilyadgnivileht]

The very words I live by

[BlackFire]

"No glib remark? No pity comeback?"

[golrush007]

"I see you're a woman of very few words."

[Double-Oh Agent]

"Oh James, we're too of a kind."

[sthgilyadgnivileht]

I doubt if you qualify on that score

[Joey Bond]

"Your file shows no kills, and it takes..."

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

"Two million three"

[sthgilyadgnivileht]

Look pal I was an army pilot. I've flown to the toughest hell holes in south America and I will not have you lecturing me

[the other fellow]

"One is never too old to learn from a master, Mr Kidd."

[golrush007]

"Is there any time before we leave, for lesson number three?"

[DamnCoffee]

"Then you've learnt your lesson. Get back as soon as we can. We need you."

[the other fellow]

"You burn me.....and now you want my help?"

[BlackFire]

"Oh pipe down, 007"

[golrush007]

"It's the addition of the Volado tobacco. Slow burning, it never goes out."

[sthgilyadgnivileht]

When pig goes his control panel will light up like christmas tree