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[the other fellow]

"Who's she!....Your mother."

[DamnCoffee]

"No. Not Yet."

[dinovelvet]

"No. Not Yet."

Hmm...didn't put much effort into that one, did ya?

"Hurry Commander, I'm not renowned for my patience!"

[BlackFire]

"Do you usually leave porters to tell you this sort of things?"

[dinovelvet]

Unlike the Americans, we prefer not to get our bad news from CNN.

[Jeff007]

"This department is not concerned with your personal problems."

[agentjamesbond007]

"Tell me, I'd like to know how it feels"

[Joey Bond]

"Just a slight stiffness coming on"

[Forward Look]

Oh, poor shoulder!

[DamnCoffee]

"You Noticed."

[Aris007]

"You have sharp eyes and beautiful....ear lobes!"

[DamnCoffee]

"...No Ear Lobes!"

[the other fellow]

"Watch yourself...She's got ears like an elephant."

[BlackFire]

"I admire your luck, Mr...?"

[DamnCoffee]

"Mr. White... we need to talk!"

[Double-Oh Agent]

"Not again."

[BlackFire]

"That's the problem with government today, no one takes the time to do a sinister interrogatory anymore, it's a lost art!"

[Jose]

This never happened to the other fellow.

[DamnCoffee]

"Yes, You've told me so already, Q... five times!"

[BlackFire]

"If the theatrics are supposed to scare me, you have the wrong man."

[agentjamesbond007]

"And who is this?"

[Jose]

Felix Leiter, a brother from Langley.

[BlackFire]

"James Bond, stiffed- Brit."

Edited by BlackFire, 26 December 2008 - 03:13 AM.

[Jose]

How will I recognize him?

[dinovelvet]

Well one useful thing, the real de Bleauchamps are without earlobes!

[DamnCoffee]

"No one, will belive this meltdown was an accident!"

[Joey Bond]

"There's enough plutonium to make Chernobyl look like picnic"

[BlackFire]

"C'mon, I'm famished."

[DamnCoffee]

"Then I must pass the shoe!"

[BlackFire]

"Much appreciated brother."