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[AMC Hornet]

"Astronomical!"

[The Dove]

" A few inches higher it would have been your head!! "

[AMC Hornet]

"You're quite right - an inch too low!"

[DaveBond21]

"But I grew an inch over the regulation height and so..."

[The Dove]

" Col. Scott reports them picking up two survivors from the space station...a tall man and a short, blonde woman.."

[AMC Hornet]

"I tend to notice little things like that - whether a girl is blonde or brunette."

[Messervy]

"Do I look like I give a damn?!"

[AMC Hornet]

"I'll give you a nut."

[S K Y F A L L]

"A gun in a bag of peanuts, how original. What will they think of next?"

[AMC Hornet]

"I may yet surprise you, but l´m afraid that you have no surprises left for me."

[DaveBond21]

"Oh, a surprise! Hee hee hee"

[The Dove]

" I have a special surprise for Professor Joe.."

[MajorB]

"Wow. Now there's a mouthful."

[S K Y F A L L]

"She should have kept her mouth shut."

[AMC Hornet]

"Life's too short for 'some day'."

[S K Y F A L L]

"The very words I live by."

[MajorB]

"How about the words 'I'll be right back'?"

[AMC Hornet]

"How about putting that in a sentence?"

[S K Y F A L L]

"How do you like my personal pantheon of great commanders?"

[DaveBond21]

"Very impressive..."

[AMC Hornet]

"I think we're supposed to be impressed."

[DaveBond21]

"That explains the humming"

[AMC Hornet]

"Can you play any other tunes?"

[The Dove]

" I heard you play at the conservatorie yesterday...it was exquisite! "

[MajorB]

"You never say that as if you meant it."

[AMC Hornet]

"You´II be useful in helping to convince the authorities that I mean what I say and l´II do what I claim."

[thecasinoroyale]

"Well now we know what C stands for."

[AMC Hornet]

"Christ!"

[DaveBond21]

"And the best he ever managed was the Sermon on the Mount..."

[MajorB]

"The asylums are full of people who think they're Napoleon--or God."