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[AMC Hornet]

"Most girls just paddle around; you swim like a man."

[ChrissBond007]

''One tries.''

[seawolfnyy]

"I never learned to swim."

[MajorB]

"Then you're an idiot."

[Goodnight]

"You pathetic little worm."

[thecasinoroyale]

"Can't you just say hello, like a normal person?"

[seawolfnyy]

"Good evening, Mr. Bond."

[Goodnight]

"Goodnight Sir."

[ChrissBond007]

''I hope you don't snore, Q.''

[The Dove]

" *holds up nasal inhaler* You unscrew it and stick it up your nose...it's for my sinuses! "

[AMC Hornet]

"One...last...screw!"

[ChrissBond007]

''What you might call a Mexican screw-up, gentlemen!''

[seawolfnyy]

"We don't want our best customers to develop a drug problem."

[MajorB]

"Have you ever seen such a bunch of self-righteous, a***-covering prigs?"

[AMC Hornet]

"Frequently."

[Goodnight]

"They frequently do with you."

[ChrissBond007]

''You know nothing. Please go. If they find you here, we'll both be killed.''

[The Dove]

" I can protect you!! Do you understand? I CAN PROTECT YOU!!! "

[Goodnight]

"They're not protecting you, they're controlling you."

[MajorB]

"Don't count on that."

[AMC Hornet]

"That sounds like a dismissal. I was rather looking forward to breakfast."

[Janus Assassin]

"It's hard to know which in your pajamas."

[Goodnight]

"I didn't recognise you with your clothes on."

[ChrissBond007]

''I've heard that before.''

[AMC Hornet]

"I heard you were assassinated in Hong Kong."

[ChrissBond007]

''Back from the dead. No longer just an anonymous star on the memorial wall at MI6.''

[MajorB]

"Your reputation precedes you."

[AMC Hornet]

"I've learned to live with it."

[The Dove]

" You do what I do for too long and there won't be any soul left to salvage..."

[Goodnight]

"Maybe too long."