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#15391 The Dove

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Posted 23 August 2013 - 05:02 PM

"No...You're not my type.."



#15392 AMC Hornet

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Posted 23 August 2013 - 07:11 PM

"But of course! I forgot your ego, Mr Bond. James Bond, who only has to make love to a woman and she starts to hear heavenly choirs singing. She repents and immediately returns to the side of right and virtue. But not this one. What a blow it must have been, you having a failure!"



#15393 The Dove

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Posted 23 August 2013 - 07:44 PM

"But of course! I forgot your ego, Mr Bond. James Bond, who only has to make love to a woman and she starts to hear heavenly choirs singing. She repents and immediately returns to the side of right and virtue. But not this one. What a blow it must have been, you having a failure!"

 (So that's what she says!! I've always heard that line as "...You have an affair.." and it never made sense to me.. :D )



#15394 MajorB

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Posted 23 August 2013 - 07:49 PM

"I'm flattered."



#15395 ChrissBond007

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Posted 23 August 2013 - 08:11 PM

"You are a funny man, Mr. Bond."

#15396 AMC Hornet

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Posted 23 August 2013 - 11:40 PM

"Oh it was nothing, really."



#15397 ChrissBond007

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Posted 24 August 2013 - 12:41 AM

"I don't believe you."

Edited by ChrissBond007, 24 August 2013 - 12:41 AM.


#15398 the other fellow

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Posted 24 August 2013 - 01:40 PM

"Whatever else I may be - I am not a liar."



#15399 AMC Hornet

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Posted 24 August 2013 - 03:48 PM

"No, that's not true - I...chloral hydrate!"



#15400 ChrissBond007

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Posted 24 August 2013 - 04:15 PM

"Quick, but mild."

#15401 MajorB

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Posted 25 August 2013 - 12:42 AM

"I resent that remark."

#15402 The Dove

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Posted 26 August 2013 - 02:41 AM

" Incidentally, Delta-9 nerve gas is fatal..."



#15403 volante

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Posted 26 August 2013 - 08:55 AM

"See it you can get it in the shops in time for Christmas"



#15404 ChrissBond007

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Posted 26 August 2013 - 01:37 PM

"Are you here for Christmas, Sir Hilary?"

#15405 AMC Hornet

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Posted 26 August 2013 - 10:54 PM

"I thought Christmas only came once a year."



#15406 ChrissBond007

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Posted 26 August 2013 - 11:20 PM

"Was that a Christmas joke?"

Edited by ChrissBond007, 26 August 2013 - 11:22 PM.


#15407 thecasinoroyale

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Posted 27 August 2013 - 08:11 AM

"Well I thought it was a good line."



#15408 volante

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Posted 27 August 2013 - 11:40 AM

"It was a very good line"



#15409 MajorB

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Posted 27 August 2013 - 12:05 PM

"Repeat it, please, to make sure you get it."

#15410 thecasinoroyale

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Posted 27 August 2013 - 02:56 PM

"Do I look like I give a damn?"



#15411 ChrissBond007

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Posted 27 August 2013 - 03:13 PM

"You look like hell. When was the last time you slept?"

#15412 MajorB

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Posted 27 August 2013 - 05:09 PM

"Never on the firm's time, sir."



#15413 ChrissBond007

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Posted 27 August 2013 - 05:35 PM

"Then you've learned your lesson. Get back as soon as you can. We need you."

#15414 AMC Hornet

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Posted 27 August 2013 - 10:30 PM

"I'll report in an hour...better make that two."



#15415 MajorB

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Posted 28 August 2013 - 02:44 AM

"There's no hurry, you see--we have all the time in the world."

#15416 thecasinoroyale

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Posted 28 August 2013 - 07:40 AM

"Well that doesn't give us a lot of time does it?"



#15417 ChrissBond007

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Posted 28 August 2013 - 02:29 PM

Why should I need more time? The job's done and the bitch is dead."

Edited by ChrissBond007, 28 August 2013 - 02:29 PM.


#15418 thecasinoroyale

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Posted 28 August 2013 - 03:18 PM

"Then I'll wait. This place gives me the creeps."



#15419 The Dove

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Posted 28 August 2013 - 04:18 PM

(Actually, Killifer says "Long wait! This place gives me the creeps!" but it's easy to hear it the other way too..")

 

 "Built in the 16th century by a Duke who believed he'd be reincarnated as a horse..."



#15420 MajorB

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Posted 28 August 2013 - 07:40 PM

"Back end of horse!"

 

(I know, the italics are cheating, since she didn't say it that way...)