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[S K Y F A L L]

"I know a great restaurant in Karachi we can just make dinner." -TDL

[thecasinoroyale]

"Now. About that lunch..."

[MajorB]

"What's that . . . dinner?"

[thecasinoroyale]

"An omlette!"

[S K Y F A L L]

"Englishman. Likes eggs, preferably Faberge, and dice, preferably loaded."

Edited by S K Y F A L L, 16 March 2012 - 11:27 AM.

[thecasinoroyale]

"Aren't you forgetting something?"

[The Dove]

"....I seemed to have missed dessert! "

[Pussfeller]

"You were just in time. Things were about to turn nasty."

[thecasinoroyale]

"Well, nobody died from my cooking. Yet!"

(Just for you Pussfeller!)

[S K Y F A L L]

"Bon appetit." -YOLT

[thecasinoroyale]

"You think you're in some Banana republic now?"

[The Dove]

" Well, you're not in Britain and God knows where you'll be tomorrow.."

[thecasinoroyale]

"Oh the things I do for England..."

[S K Y F A L L]

"She has a face like a pig."

[thecasinoroyale]

"Talented girl!"

[The Dove]

" I studied at Oxford and Harvard.."

[MajorB]

"But of course--I forgot your ego, Mr. Bond."

[thecasinoroyale]

"You can't destroy my dreams."

[The Dove]

" No dream Mr. Bond...Soon, a reality! "

[thecasinoroyale]

"Which lunatic asylum did they get you out of?"

[MajorB]

"The Hilton."

[Pussfeller]

"It's small but particularly dirty."

[thecasinoroyale]

"Well, we wouldn't want that now, would we."

[MajorB]

"I would."

[BTW, I just noticed that this thread has almost 9,900 posts. Does the person who hits 10,000 get a prize?]

[thecasinoroyale]

"You're not going fishing on MY honeymoon!"

[I do hope so MajorB!]

[PrinceKamalKhan]

"Why are we staying in the bridal suite of the Whyte House?"

[Pussfeller]

"My dear Mrs Somerset, we're supposed to be a respectable English couple."

[glidrose]

"Chew me."

[The Dove]

" Well I admit it's a little kinky! "

[thecasinoroyale]

(Haha, nice couple there!)


"Too bad the evil Queen Of Numbers won't let you play it..."