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[thecasinoroyale]

"You amuse me Mister Bond!"

[Colombo]

"That's because you know what I can do with my little finger"

[thecasinoroyale]

"Tee-Hee, on the first wrong answer from Miss Solitaire, you will snip the little finger of Mr. Bond's right hand. Starting with the second wrong answer, you will proceed to the more...vital areas."

[PrinceKamalKhan]

"I can think of something more sociable to do."

[The Dove]

"I hope you know how to ski then.."

[elizabeth]

"I came prepared for a cold reception."

[MajorB]

"I use a lighter."

[Pussfeller]

"Looks more fitting for a woman."

[thecasinoroyale]

"What the hell is this? A pervert's convention?!"

[Goodnight]

"If it looks too good to be true, it probably is."

[MajorB]

"You don't trust anyone, do you?"

[Pussfeller]

"Only men like Largo and myself."

[thecasinoroyale]

"Detente CAN be beautiful!"

[mttvolcano]

Oh, I admit it's a little kinky.

[MajorB]

"You're mad, do you know that?"

[The Dove]

" The distance between genius and insanity..is measured only by success! "

[Pussfeller]

"And if possible, a clean shirt."

[thecasinoroyale]

"Aha!"

[MajorB]

"All right, you've made your point."

[Pussfeller]

"Was it good for you too?"

[thecasinoroyale]

"Yes...yes....YESSSS!"

[MajorB]

"Speak up, darling, I can't hear you."

[thecasinoroyale]

"I promise you, you wont either."

[Pussfeller]

"You won't be hung in the morning."

[thecasinoroyale]

"Thank god for hard currency!"

[MajorB]

"In gold bullion!"

[Pussfeller]

"The question is, why point it at me?"

[thecasinoroyale]

"I swear I do not know!"

[The Dove]

" Stop fiddling about with things that you don't understand!! "

[mttvolcano]

Get your cotton-picking schnoz out of my pants!