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[Pussfeller]

"It contains a thousand liters of water."

[Goodnight]

"And plenty of ice, if you can spare it."

[the other fellow]

"OK...so shove a couple of gallons in."

[Pussfeller]

"How would Oscar Wilde have put it?"

[MajorB]

"Holy s***!"

[The Dove]

" Two of the MIGs are down!! "

[Pussfeller]

"...like a load of bricks."

[Goodnight]

"Sounds like a load of bull."

[MajorB]

"Careful . . . she's got ears like an elephant!"

[the other fellow]

"..with a face like a pig."

[Pussfeller]

"And a little bitty piece of what used to be Killefer."

[mttvolcano]

"All in all, rather stocked!"

[The Dove]

"You might like to tell her your theory of their being no oil...Her lungs are full of it!!"

[Pussfeller]

"Isn't there a simpler way of drowning someone?"

[PrinceKamalKhan]

"Why do you persist in rescuing me, Mr. Bond?"

[MajorB]

"Strange as it may seem, I've grown accustomed to your face."

[Pussfeller]

"A white face in Harlem."

[lechero]

"You've got a bloody cheek!"

[the other fellow]

"What a pity...such nice cheeks too..If only they were brains."

[Pussfeller]

"If only I could find a real man!"

[Gt Munn]

"Japanese proverb say, 'Bird never make nest in bare tree.'"

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[The Dove]

"...The British theory about Japan is nonsense!! "

[Goodnight]

"You British still believe you have the right to police the world."

[Pussfeller]

"The world is not enough."

[MajorB]

"Would you settle for a tulip?"

[Jeff007]

"You should of brought lilies."

[Pussfeller]

"Do you do any gardening?"

[Goodnight]

"I've been known to dabble."

[Gt Munn]

"I can think of something more sociable to do."

[lechero]

"This is crazy. You're a double O."