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[Nicolas Suszczyk]

"Holster the bloody weapon Carter, we need him alive!"

[Section 26 Paragraph 5]

Well," there's no sense going out half-cocked"

[Nicolas Suszczyk]

"I think you and el Presidente would make a perfect couple."

[MajorB]

"He's not the President, and this isn't the real White House."

[Section 26 Paragraph 5]

"He's an imposter!"

[Goodnight]

"Is he?"

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

"He's a patron of the arts."

[Nicolas Suszczyk]

"Of course, you know, most artists are only truly appreciated after they're dead."

[Goodnight]

"You forget, I'm already dead."

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

"I used to check the papers everyday for your obituaries."

[Section 26 Paragraph 5]

"Well, we corpses have absolutely no sense of timing"

[Nicolas Suszczyk]

"Closing time, James, last call!"

[MajorB]

"You're not leaving so soon?"

[elizabeth]

"No more foreplay. Take me to Janus."

[Nicolas Suszczyk]

"He was cut off... permanently."

[Section 26 Paragraph 5]

Choose your next witicism wisely, Mr. Bond. It may be your last

[TCK]

I work for the British government.

[Nicolas Suszczyk]

"Temporaly unemployed."

[MajorB]

"That's the flimsiest excuse you've ever given me."

[Nicolas Suszczyk]

"While you were away the world's changed."

[Section 26 Paragraph 5]

"That's old news, Eliot."

[Nicolas Suszczyk]

"Yes, I know, don't tell me."

[MajorB]

"Colonel Smithers is giving the lecture, 007."

[Nicolas Suszczyk]

"I don't like him. He can finger me."

[Section 26 Paragraph 5]

"That's 'cause you know what I can do with my little finger"

[Nicolas Suszczyk]

"Well enjoy yourself."

[elizabeth]

"Do you know how irresistible I am?"

[Nicolas Suszczyk]

"You're a picture yourself. Twice as lovely in a fire light."

[MajorB]

"Bull****!"

[Jeff007]

"He he, it's true!"