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#721 DamnCoffee

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Posted 25 August 2008 - 08:43 AM

"And why is that?"

#722 Janus Assassin

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Posted 25 August 2008 - 12:32 PM

"Because the whole world is gonna know that you died scratching my balls."

#723 Aris007

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Posted 25 August 2008 - 03:23 PM

"Balls Q?"

#724 DamnCoffee

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Posted 25 August 2008 - 03:25 PM

"No, something you destroyed... my fishing boat!"

#725 Aris007

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Posted 25 August 2008 - 04:06 PM

"Is there anything I can do? Anything at all?"

#726 The Dove

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Posted 25 August 2008 - 05:49 PM

" Malt whiskey and branch water please? "

#727 DamnCoffee

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Posted 25 August 2008 - 05:52 PM

"I want something on the side aswell, information... three men and a girl came i..."

#728 hilly

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Posted 25 August 2008 - 06:28 PM

I admit its a little kinky....

#729 DamnCoffee

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Posted 25 August 2008 - 06:32 PM

"A Little, but I wouldn't consider myself in real danger untill I start weeping blood!"

#730 the other fellow

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Posted 25 August 2008 - 09:31 PM

'Same old Moneypenny.....Britain's last line of defence."

#731 dinovelvet

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Posted 25 August 2008 - 11:51 PM

Your pitiful little island hasn't even been threatened!

#732 DamnCoffee

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Posted 26 August 2008 - 10:06 AM

"Then I must pass the shoe!"

#733 Aris007

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Posted 26 August 2008 - 03:36 PM

"He got the boot!"

#734 The Dove

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Posted 26 August 2008 - 04:32 PM

" M called.. I think he may have a job for you!! "

#735 the other fellow

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Posted 26 August 2008 - 05:31 PM

"Double O Sev..James Bond here."

#736 Jeff007

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Posted 26 August 2008 - 06:18 PM

"I'll call you back."

#737 thecasinoroyale

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Posted 26 August 2008 - 06:22 PM

BOTH OF YOU!

#738 The Dove

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Posted 26 August 2008 - 08:04 PM

" This is Kalba...Hello?...HELLO?? "

#739 the other fellow

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Posted 26 August 2008 - 08:19 PM

"Foreman of signals sir....Oh..Jamaica's broken off mid-transmission...No sir, it's not a technical fault..Yes sir...Will you tell him sir?..Very good."

Edited by the other fellow, 26 August 2008 - 08:22 PM.


#740 dinovelvet

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Posted 26 August 2008 - 08:31 PM

"Hello? This is Sheriff J.W. Pepper of the Louisiana State Po-lice. Now you call my wife at the Neari(?) hotel, and tell her I've been deputized!"

#741 Double-Oh Agent

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Posted 27 August 2008 - 08:36 AM

"Can I put you on hold?"

#742 DamnCoffee

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Posted 27 August 2008 - 11:24 AM

"That depends on your definition of safe sex!"

#743 Janus Assassin

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Posted 27 August 2008 - 05:16 PM

"Well which would you prefer?"

#744 Orion

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Posted 27 August 2008 - 05:22 PM

"A gun in a bag of peanuts"

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#745 DamnCoffee

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Posted 27 August 2008 - 06:14 PM

"Whatever the doctor orders!"

#746 PrinceKamalKhan

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Posted 28 August 2008 - 12:34 AM

"I don't know any doctor jokes."

#747 dinovelvet

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Posted 28 August 2008 - 08:10 AM

Not being English, I sometimes find your sense of humour...difficult to follow.

#748 Double-Oh Agent

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Posted 28 August 2008 - 08:31 AM

"There's a useful four-letter word, and you're full of it."

#749 DamnCoffee

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Posted 28 August 2008 - 09:23 AM

"Are you willing to take that chance?"

#750 Janus Assassin

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Posted 28 August 2008 - 11:55 AM

"I'm sorry sir, but for the moment thats top secret."