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[Double-Oh Agent]

"Very good Mr. Bond, what a quick study you are."

[007½]

I studied at Oxford!


(Sorry it's not in Russian!)

[Forward Look]

I took a first in Oriental Languages at Cambridge.

[DamnCoffee]

"Then I must pass the shoe!"

[007½]

Oh, you'll do more than that, OO7!

[Professor Pi]

There was this girl from Philadephia ...

[DamnCoffee]

"Would you like to show me more?"

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

"Bull[censored]!"

[Forward Look]

I'm sorry, Mr. Bond. I obviously caught you in a bad moment.

[007½]

Beg your pardon: forgot to knock!

[Double-Oh Agent]

"Whoever she was, I must have scared the living daylights out of her."

[Jose]

Look how well your charm works

[Forward Look]

You can turn off the charm. I'm immune.

[Double-Oh Agent]

"Well, you can't win them all."

[Aris007]

"I've never lost!"

[DamnCoffee]

"You used me as bait!"

[Aris007]

"Well...If you put it like that!"

[O.H.M.S.S.]

That appears to be the 'in' thing to do these days.

[hilly]

Having problems keeping it up Q?

[Forward Look]

Just keeping the British end up, sir.

[007½]

We'll see about that.

[DamnCoffee]

"Is that clever?"

[sthgilyadgnivileht]

Science was never my strong suit but the principle is easy enough. Someone's voice patterns and resonance stored in a small oral signature tape. A miniature, transistorised version is installed in his neck.

[BlackFire]

"Well that can be neat."

[DamnCoffee]

"Same time tomorrow, Mrs Bell?"

[sthgilyadgnivileht]

That depends on your definition of safe sex

[BlackFire]

"That's not important, my orders are to turn you around and put you on the first plane back to London."

[007½]

Yes, well, I've thirty-five minutes to catch that plane, sir!

[Forward Look]

You are now flying Remote Control Airways.

[Mr. Blofeld]

"If God had wanted man to fly, Mr. Wint..."