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[hilly]

And then one morning you'll wake up with your balls in your mouth...

[sthgilyadgnivileht]

Someone will take care of you

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

"Shaken, but not stirred."

[danielcraigisjamesbond007]

"Oh, that's, uh, stirred not shaken. That was right?"

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

"Not quite."

[DamnCoffee]

"Then why don't you ask me?"

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

"I will. Thank you."

[danielcraigisjamesbond007]

"Where's Fekkesh?"

[DamnCoffee]

"Casino Royale at Montenegro!"

[danslittlefinger]

"Well, you're a French police inspector, yet you speak with a Scots accent."

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

"I'm the unwanted son of a Chinese girl and a German missionary."

[sthgilyadgnivileht]

Herr Dr Mortner will be proud of his creation

[The Ghost Who Walks]

Stop, stop, it's not finished!

[danslittlefinger]

"So you want me to be half-monk, half-hitman."

[DamnCoffee]

"It depends what you're up to this time."

[Jose]

Speak up, darling, I can't hear you!

[danslittlefinger]

"Beg pardon?"

[Jake007]

You're late, 007.

[danielcraigisjamesbond007]

"No, not yet."

[Double-Oh Agent]

"There has to be a first time for everything."

[Forward Look]

You're the first.

[The Ghost Who Walks]

But to become a Double-O it takes...?

[danielcraigisjamesbond007]

"One hundred and one million, two hundred and six thousand dollars."

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

"Wow! What a terrible waste...of money."

[danslittlefinger]

"No problem, this is a company car."

[SPECTRE ASSASSIN]

"how fast does it go? 15 knots?"

[sthgilyadgnivileht]

Don't tell me you're not insured?

[DamnCoffee]

"Women. Walkie-Talkie?"

[danielcraigisjamesbond007]

"It's called a ghetto blaster!"

[sthgilyadgnivileht]

Can you play any other tune?