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Least Attractive Bond Girls


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#31 Skudor

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Posted 23 November 2007 - 03:53 PM

Possibly the lady Moore had for dessert in Spy.

Agree with Jim about Domino - summed up with usual consummate erudition.

Erm, Kissy was all things lacking in looks and personality but to be fair, they did want to go with the Aki actress as Kissy - and I thought Aki was attractive.

La Blackman has become more beautiful with age - she certainly didn't fit whatever could be deemed a model Bond girl by the third film in.

Pike I do like - she has the same ice quality that I find so attractive in Kriston Scott-Thomas.


Totally agree on all counts. I even think Kissy had something - she's quite pretty in a way.

Blackman was a little manly, but she was also meant to be a lesbian, which they were no doubt trying to show in their own obvious way.

Domino is simply heads and shoulders above the rest (no one near beating her until Casino Royale in my view).

#32 DLibrasnow

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Posted 23 November 2007 - 04:34 PM

Miranda Frost - In my opinion she takes the dubious prize as the ugliest of all the Bond girls.

Pussy Galore - As someone else pointed out her husky voice is a major turn-off.

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Posted 23 November 2007 - 05:05 PM

Miranda Frost - In my opinion she takes the dubious prize as the ugliest of all the Bond girls.


I see her being mentioned a lot on this thread. I didn't think she was bad looking at all. In fact, she was one of the few things about DAD that I liked.

#34 Mr. Blofeld

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Posted 23 November 2007 - 05:19 PM

Aki - Her teeth were, um... well, not the best, to put it succinctly. :D

#35 vednam

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Posted 24 November 2007 - 07:50 AM

The girl from FYEO (Melina, I think) was not attractive to me at all


Miranda Frost was also kinda lame

#36 Rene Mathis

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Posted 25 November 2007 - 08:19 AM

This thread is nasty, i like it.
Solange from Casino Royale is one of the fuggliest women ever to grace the Bond series, she looked great in THAT dress but her accent, facial features etc, not up to scratch lol
Gotta agree about ruby from OHMSS, yuck, plus not too fond of caroline from Goldeneye, but these two characters werent designed to be stunners

#37 Mr. Blofeld

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Posted 25 November 2007 - 09:07 AM

I think Barbara Bach could have looked a lot better, if you ask me. :D

#38 Blonde Bond

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Posted 25 November 2007 - 07:31 PM

Grace Jones. She was/is one freaky looking/ freaky female.

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Posted 26 November 2007 - 07:46 PM

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#40 The Richmond Spy

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Posted 26 November 2007 - 07:55 PM

I think Barbara Bach could have looked a lot better, if you ask me. :D

But VERY attractive, nonetheless.

I also feel Izabella Scorupco is a LOT more attractive than GoldenEye makes her look. Whatever that means...

#41 Mr. Blofeld

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Posted 26 November 2007 - 08:00 PM

In defense of Aki... I enjoy a little bit of snaggle in my woman’s teeth. Kara’s got a few dental imperfections which I find to be endearing as well.


Her teeth make her look like a Japanese version of Austin Powers. :D

In defense of Melina: I didn't really notice all the hair; then again, I was only watching the Special Editions, so maybe the Ultimate Editions have something else I don't know...

#42 Blonde Bond

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Posted 26 November 2007 - 09:11 PM

In defense of Melina: I didn't really notice all the hair; then again, I was only watching the Special Editions, so maybe the Ultimate Editions have something else I don't know...


:D Me neither. I must get those new specs, or a plasma tv... or better yet; both.


Me. I wouldn't mind it, if Pussy Galore would use some of that judo on me...
I also have nothing against Corinne Dufour, like some of you seem to have.

#43 Death for breakfast

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Posted 26 November 2007 - 10:22 PM

Miranda Frost-bland and not a great body... sagging where she shouldn't sag

I agree with you americanbond on this one, all though maybe its because Halle Berry's looks kinda stole the show in DAD.

#44 Double-0-Seven

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Posted 27 November 2007 - 01:52 AM

Mayday - No explanation needed :D

Pussy Galore, Kara Milovy, Rosie Carver - Never found any of them that attractive

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Posted 27 November 2007 - 02:00 AM

I echo the sentiments regarding Corinne Clery. I imagine Bond was just thinking, "Well, it's for England."

Carey Lowell also never appealed to me, especially when compared to Talisa Soto. Whenever I watch the end of LTK, I can't help thinking, "Why Bond? Why?" It probably has to do with the fact that she has hair as short as Timothy's.

As to those putting Domino and Honey on this list, I can olny say you must give me the name of your optometrist.


I thought Cary Lowel looked fantastic with short hair and rather bland when it was long...I think she's a great looking Bond girl. :D

#46 Qwerty

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Posted 27 November 2007 - 03:05 AM

Never found Saida particularly attractive.

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Posted 29 November 2007 - 07:41 PM

Easy. Jinx.

She looked like a boy, with painted on jugs.

I

#48 Skudor

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Posted 29 November 2007 - 09:41 PM

Miranda Frost - In my opinion she takes the dubious prize as the ugliest of all the Bond girls.


I see her being mentioned a lot on this thread. I didn't think she was bad looking at all. In fact, she was one of the few things about DAD that I liked.


Totally agree. I find her stunning. Very sexy.

I amazed that not everyone is going for Mayday... surely no one beats her in the ugly stakes?

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Posted 29 November 2007 - 10:06 PM

Miranda Frost - In my opinion she takes the dubious prize as the ugliest of all the Bond girls.


I see her being mentioned a lot on this thread. I didn't think she was bad looking at all. In fact, she was one of the few things about DAD that I liked.


Totally agree. I find her stunning. Very sexy.

I amazed that not everyone is going for Mayday... surely no one beats her in the ugly stakes?


You're right on the money regarding Mayday on this one Skudor! I think of Mayday as more of a Bond guy.

#50 Rene Mathis

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Posted 30 November 2007 - 07:05 AM

Easy. Jinx.

She looked like a boy, with painted on jugs.


I agree about the boy comment, Halle Berry is one hot looking woman, but her haircut in DAD is disgusting. Truly awful, way too short.

#51 Napoleon Solo

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Posted 01 December 2007 - 02:21 AM

Bibi's teacher from FYEO?

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Posted 02 December 2007 - 04:57 AM

Bibi's teacher from FYEO?



Cold and calculating, reminds me of Irma Bunt.

#53 Mr. Blofeld

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Posted 02 December 2007 - 05:06 AM

Bibi's teacher from FYEO?



Cold and calculating, reminds me of Irma Bunt.


Exactly the opposite of Bibi Dahl. :D

#54 coco1997

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Posted 02 December 2007 - 05:10 AM

I never thought Bibi was cute, even for a teenager. Then again, I have no idea how she looked in her twenties...

#55 Mr. Blofeld

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Posted 02 December 2007 - 05:13 AM

I never thought Bibi was cute, even for a teenager. Then again, I have no idea how she looked in her twenties...


She looks a bit better in Inside For Your Eyes Only, I think. :P:D

Either way, though, she's a horrible actress. :D

#56 coco1997

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Posted 02 December 2007 - 05:14 AM

Hey dude, check your PM's.

#57 Mr. Blofeld

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Posted 02 December 2007 - 05:21 AM

Hey dude, check your PM's.


A few more minutes; I'm almost done! :P


EDIT: YAY! 1000 POSTS! :D

#58 coco1997

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Posted 02 December 2007 - 05:32 AM

So wait, are you finishing "LALD," then?

#59 Mr. Blofeld

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Posted 02 December 2007 - 05:33 AM

So wait, are you finishing "LALD," then?


I'm trying to; do you have any more ideas, then? :D

#60 coco1997

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Posted 02 December 2007 - 06:14 AM

Not unless I see what you've already done, probably...