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[americanbond]

My least favorite in terms of looks:

Mary Goodnight - looks like a bug
Pussy Galore - gave me the feeling that she wasn't that well-groomed down there
Helga-don't dig the red heads. The first asian girl in the film had bad teeth.
Melina-bond girls shouldn't have moustaches
Domino-overrated
Mayday-doesn't require explanation
Miranda Frost-bland and not a great body... sagging where she shouldn't sag

[The Richmond Spy]

I am shocked at that list! Of course, to each his own.

Mary Goodnight - IMO, one of the most attractive
Pussy Galore - Probably overrated, but not bad to look at either
Helga - Definitely attractive! Maybe not "best of the series"-caliber though
Melina - Same as Helga.
Domino - Overrated since she is often given a 10/10...when she's really a 9.99/10
Mayday - I agree with you here, but I like chicks with longer hair
Miranda Frost - Amazing!


My vote would go to the first girl Bond beds at Piz Gloria, can't remember her name...

[americanbond]

I am shocked at that list! Of course, to each his own.

Mary Goodnight - IMO, one of the most attractive
Pussy Galore - Probably overrated, but not bad to look at either
Helga - Definitely attractive! Maybe not "best of the series"-caliber though
Melina - Same as Helga.
Domino - Overrated since she is often given a 10/10...when she's really a 9.99/10
Mayday - I agree with you here, but I like chicks with longer hair
Miranda Frost - Amazing!


My vote would go to the first girl Bond beds at Piz Gloria, can't remember her name...

Good pick with the Piz Gloria girl... she was nasty. But come on... you can't seriously think a girl with a moustache is "definitely attractive!".

[Tarl_Cabot]

My least favorite in terms of looks:

Mary Goodnight - looks like a bug
Pussy Galore - gave me the feeling that she wasn't that well-groomed down there
Helga-don't dig the red heads. The first asian girl in the film had bad teeth.
Melina-bond girls shouldn't have moustaches
Domino-overrated
Mayday-doesn't require explanation
Miranda Frost-bland and not a great body... sagging where she shouldn't sag

So you don't care for girls then? I count only one that's truly unapealing for me and that's Mayday but she does have a great body and chisled face and I can see why someone would want to bed her. She's Roger's version of Kirk's green chick.

[Skudor]

The initial list is clearly silly, bar Mayaday who genuinly is the least attractive of all the Bond girls.

[Shaun Forever]

Melina-bond girls shouldn't have moustaches

[Righty007]

Kara Milovy!

*vomits at thought of her*

[Turn]

Kara Milovy!

*vomits at thought of her*

I agree she's the least attractive, but I don't share the latter sentiment. You may be old enough now to see the photos a certain magazine ran that may change your mind.

Also not a huge fan of Aki and Kissy from YOLT. There

[sharpshooter]

Miranda Frost-bland and not a great body... sagging where she shouldn't sag

I thoroughly disagree.

[Mr. Blofeld]

Aki -- She could have been '60's-British with those teeth of hers...

[Righty007]

Kara Milovy!

*vomits at thought of her*

I agree she's the least attractive, but I don't share the latter sentiment. You may be old enough now to see the photos a certain magazine ran that may change your mind.

Don't worry, I saw those pictures before I was old enough. The vomit thing was an exaggeration.

[darkpath]

Sadly, I must agree to disagree with the majority of the sentiments expressed here, with the notable exception of Mayday who never appealed to me at all.

For my ownself, accoustics comes into play when considering attractiveness. A woman with a nails on chalkboard screachy voice will turn me off immediately, so I must give my own second least attractive award to Stacey Sutton. Even when she says our hero's name at the end of the film, my skin crawls. Someone please gag the girl and I might consider raising my opinion of her.

At the risk of causing Righty007 to lose his most recent meal, I've always found Kara Milovy to be lovely and oft regret that I didn't meet anyone resembling her in my own travels.

[RazorBlade]

There are unattractive Bond girls? Really?

But I love all kinds of women.

And once you have a woman with lip hair, you never go back.

[Fiona Volpe lover]

I've never liked Honor Blackman that much,she's certainly one of the least attractive to me. Also Grace Jones, I would say those are the only two Bond girls that are actually ugly. I wasn't that fond of the two in Goldeneye or Licence To Kill I suppose. None of the others I would kick out of bed!

[jaguar007]

Despite having a very small amount of lip shade, Melina Havelock is incredibly stunning. Oh those eyes!

[Professor Dent]

The initial list is clearly silly, bar Mayaday who genuinly is the least attractive of all the Bond girls.

I never understood the appeal of May Day either. Chalk her casting in AVTAK as being in the right place at the right time. Well, that or the casting director had a bad day.

[DamnCoffee]

Kara Milovy!

*vomits at thought of her*

Oh Come on!
She's not that bad, she's not that good either, but atleast she's a little different and shows that Bond has some variation and doesn't go for the stunners all of the time. Though she does look hotter now, with longer hair.

[Spurrier]

Rog was asked what was the most difficult stunt he ever had to perform as Bond. His response: Getting into bed with Grace Jones.

Pussy Galore. She had a great body. She just needed to stay silent. She has a husky, male voice....which is unattractive.

Melina is very overrated in my book.

In a related topic, Barbara Bach, in this weeks Newsweek magazine, got a thumbs up in the "Conventional Wisdom" watch. When talking about the Beatles, it was remarked how beautiful Barbara still is at 60 years of age.

[LadySylvia]

Ursula Andress - looked a bit plastic sometimes

Caroline Munro - a bit over-the-top in the beauty department

Corinne Cleary - not very interesting


That's about it for me.

[Roebuck]

The initial list is clearly silly, bar Mayaday who genuinly is the least attractive of all the Bond girls.

Are you leaving out Mrs Bell?

[Jim]

Given Ian Fleming's penchant for wounding his female characters - Honeychile's broken nose as an example, and I'm sure one of them had a slight limp - none of those seen on screen really come off that badly.

I like Melina's moustache, it's rather sweet and probably acted like velcro when engaged in (as the tabloids would put it) "a sex act".

Octopussy seems a bit mumsy, however.

Anyone claiming Domino to be unattractive may well be a deranged blind homosexualist hermaphrodite eunuch dimwit. In my view.

[ACE]

Saida - the Beirut bird in Golden Gun.
She was butters!

[LadySylvia]

. . . bar Mayaday who genuinly is the least attractive of all the Bond girls.

Why would Mayday "genuinely" be the least attractive of the Bond girls?

[00Twelve]

My vote goes to Corinne Clery. Gotta love that shot in the chopper when she turns profile to smile at Bond and there they are, the buckiest buck teeth in Bond-dom.

[HH007]

I've never liked Honor Blackman that much,she's certainly one of the least attractive to me.

I've never found her that attractive, either.

[sark]

I echo the sentiments regarding Corinne Clery. I imagine Bond was just thinking, "Well, it's for England."

Carey Lowell also never appealed to me, especially when compared to Talisa Soto. Whenever I watch the end of LTK, I can't help thinking, "Why Bond? Why?" It probably has to do with the fact that she has hair as short as Timothy's.

As to those putting Domino and Honey on this list, I can olny say you must give me the name of your optometrist.

[stamper]

I would go for Samantha Bond's Moneypenny, and Charles Gray's Blofeld.

[Mr. Blofeld]

That fellow who played May Day-- wait, it was a woman?

[connery&dalton]

Honey Ryder-I never liked the way Ursula looked.
Pussy Galore-Too Lesbianish and manly.
Mayday is an obvious choice.
Jinx

[Simon]

Possibly the lady Moore had for dessert in Spy.

Agree with Jim about Domino - summed up with usual consummate erudition.

Erm, Kissy was all things lacking in looks and personality but to be fair, they did want to go with the Aki actress as Kissy - and I thought Aki was attractive.

La Blackman has become more beautiful with age - she certainly didn't fit whatever could be deemed a model Bond girl by the third film in.

Pike I do like - she has the same ice quality that I find so attractive in Kriston Scott-Thomas.