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[Judo chop]

Well, on the bright side, if she returns as a baddie, we'd get to see her die, right?

I can hear her final words now as Craig chokes the life from her at the bottom of a stairwell:

[trs007]

I LOATHE the character of Jinx and hope it never mentioned in any film--EVER.

[Mike00spy]

Someone needs to contact Wilson--- and fast!

[americanbond]

[quote name='Judo chop' post='793548' date='15 November 2007 - 10:36']Well, on the bright side, if she returns as a baddie, we'd get to see her die, right?

I can hear her final words now as Craig chokes the life from her at the bottom of a stairwell:

[Daddy Bond]

[quote name='Judo chop' post='793548' date='15 November 2007 - 09:36']Well, on the bright side, if she returns as a baddie, we'd get to see her die, right?

I can hear her final words now as Craig chokes the life from her at the bottom of a stairwell:

[DamnCoffee]

For Bond 24 or 25 it would be a great idea to end Craig's run as bond with Jinx returning as a villain. She would get her revenge on Bond for skipping town on her after their romantic getaway on the korean countryside in DAD. End Craig's turn as Bond with a similar ending to Layer Cake, except instead of being shot in the back- have him lose in a climatic epic fist fight with Jinx, with Jinx as the victor. The setting could be on a beach in Goa or a subway in Moscow. This would be more surprising than a bullet in the back. It is also great to have a hottie like Berry (though they could replace the actress) be as physically capable, or even stronger (and willed) than Bond. If they were to replace Berry they should do it with a big time oscar caliber actress to rake in some dough.. perhaps Angelina Jolie or Kristen Dunst.

Bond 25 or 26 would then introduce the new Bond actor as a "tougher and stronger Bond" in order to return the favor on Jinx. Some futuristic cyborg type body replacements to fix Bond after his tangle with Jinx in the previous meeting would also be added. Not only would their be a great revenge story aspect like DAF and a new tougher Bond, but the ultimate Bond gadget: cyborg body parts. Parts of his back would unfold opening up to an array of weapons and gadgets all to the tune of blasting Bond music. There would have to be at least one scene with his hand shredded and the metalic skeletal hand gripping the throat of a baddie (or the hand of a 'conquest'). They might have to move this up to keep from having Berry too old for the role.

Dont Swear at us like that! are you on Drugs?

[HH007]

If you re-read my idea, you will see that she will defeat Craig's Bond and it wouldn't be until the new Bond and gadgets are introduced when we finally see Jinx die.

Okay, now that is just beyond insulting.

[Qwerty]

Clearly this was a sarcastic joke. Thanks for the laughs.

I was about to say...

Seriously though, I think we're better off just pretending that Jinx never happened.

Then it's a good thing the spin-off Jinx film never happened.

[HH007]

Clearly this was a sarcastic joke. Thanks for the laughs.

I was about to say...

Seriously though, I think we're better off just pretending that Jinx never happened.

Then it's a good thing the spin-off Jinx film never happened.

That's putting it mildly. But Halle Berry did give us Catwoman, which is arguably worse.

[Judo chop]

[quote name='americanbond' post='793575' date='15 November 2007 - 10:40'][quote name='Judo chop' post='793548' date='15 November 2007 - 10:36']Well, on the bright side, if she returns as a baddie, we'd get to see her die, right?

I can hear her final words now as Craig chokes the life from her at the bottom of a stairwell:

[Vauxhall]

I'm so very happy that there is no support for this idea. It would be terrible. I like to think that Jinx met a particularly gruesome end at the hands of a laser somewhere. Would solve a lot of problems.

[americanbond]

[quote name='Judo chop' post='793632' date='15 November 2007 - 14:13'][quote name='americanbond' post='793575' date='15 November 2007 - 10:40'][quote name='Judo chop' post='793548' date='15 November 2007 - 10:36']Well, on the bright side, if she returns as a baddie, we'd get to see her die, right?

I can hear her final words now as Craig chokes the life from her at the bottom of a stairwell:

[Judo chop]

[quote name='americanbond' post='793643' date='15 November 2007 - 13:37'][quote name='Judo chop' post='793632' date='15 November 2007 - 14:13'][quote name='americanbond' post='793575' date='15 November 2007 - 10:40'][quote name='Judo chop' post='793548' date='15 November 2007 - 10:36']Well, on the bright side, if she returns as a baddie, we'd get to see her die, right?

I can hear her final words now as Craig chokes the life from her at the bottom of a stairwell:

[americanbond]

[quote name='Judo chop' post='793647' date='15 November 2007 - 14:44'][quote name='americanbond' post='793643' date='15 November 2007 - 13:37'][quote name='Judo chop' post='793632' date='15 November 2007 - 14:13'][quote name='americanbond' post='793575' date='15 November 2007 - 10:40'][quote name='Judo chop' post='793548' date='15 November 2007 - 10:36']Well, on the bright side, if she returns as a baddie, we'd get to see her die, right?

I can hear her final words now as Craig chokes the life from her at the bottom of a stairwell:

[Skudor]

Please stop. I can't stop laughing

[Judo chop]

[quote name='americanbond' post='793653' date='15 November 2007 - 14:05'][quote name='Judo chop' post='793647' date='15 November 2007 - 14:44'][quote name='americanbond' post='793643' date='15 November 2007 - 13:37'][quote name='Judo chop' post='793632' date='15 November 2007 - 14:13'][quote name='americanbond' post='793575' date='15 November 2007 - 10:40'][quote name='Judo chop' post='793548' date='15 November 2007 - 10:36']Well, on the bright side, if she returns as a baddie, we'd get to see her die, right?

I can hear her final words now as Craig chokes the life from her at the bottom of a stairwell:

[americanbond]

[quote name='Judo chop' post='793678' date='15 November 2007 - 16:48'][quote name='americanbond' post='793653' date='15 November 2007 - 14:05'][quote name='Judo chop' post='793647' date='15 November 2007 - 14:44'][quote name='americanbond' post='793643' date='15 November 2007 - 13:37'][quote name='Judo chop' post='793632' date='15 November 2007 - 14:13'][quote name='americanbond' post='793575' date='15 November 2007 - 10:40'][quote name='Judo chop' post='793548' date='15 November 2007 - 10:36']Well, on the bright side, if she returns as a baddie, we'd get to see her die, right?

I can hear her final words now as Craig chokes the life from her at the bottom of a stairwell:

[Skudor]

But couldn't you just make it all a lot simpler. Instead of Jinx being the baddie, have Bond maimed to the point where he has a complete makover and becomes.... Jinx (aka James Bond, played by Halle Berry). You could even have Bond played by two actors in one movie!

Think of the psychological turmoil of Bond coming to terms with being a woman (and the potential for hair raising lesbian love scenes).

[americanbond]

But couldn't you just make it all a lot simpler. Instead of Jinx being the baddie, have Bond maimed to the point where he has a complete makover and becomes.... Jinx (aka James Bond, played by Halle Berry). You could even have Bond played by two actors in one movie!

Think of the psychological turmoil of Bond coming to terms with being a woman (and the potential for hair raising lesbian love scenes).

I dont' think they should do that for several reasons -

-This would not be simpler-makeovers, multiple actors for the same character, etc is not simpler, but TOO complex.

-I don't think hardcore fans would go for Bond becoming a woman.

-If he got a makeover, why become Jinx, or even a woman?

This makes no sense.

[Skudor]

It's a great idea for two simple facts:

1) We'd get to utilise Halle Berry more in a Bond film. She's hot and an Oscar winning actress.

2) The sex change would immediately lead to huge box office success due to the controversy. You'd double CR's box office in one fell swoop. Casino Royale is clear and indisputable proof that casting controversy leads to box office success.

[RazorBlade]

OMG he is serious about it.

Better to have Bond turned into a woman. That's funny.

[Skudor]

OMG he is serious about it.

Better to have Bond turned into a woman. That's funny.

Don't forget the potential for hinted-at-but-never-really-seen lesbian love scenes featuring Halle Berry and some random hot Bond girl.

A reoccurring feature could be Halle Berry coming out of the sea instead of the gunbarrel.

[The Dove]

Jinx back as a baddie...*lost for words* Personally I would rather see Britt Ekland back as a baddie Mary Goodnight!! LOL

[whaleman]

For Bond 24 or 25 it would be a great idea to end Craig's run as bond with Jinx returning as a villain. She would get her revenge on Bond for skipping town on her after their romantic getaway on the korean countryside in DAD. End Craig's turn as Bond with a similar ending to Layer Cake, except instead of being shot in the back- have him lose in a climatic epic fist fight with Jinx, with Jinx as the victor. The setting could be on a beach in Goa or a subway in Moscow. This would be more surprising than a bullet in the back. It is also great to have a hottie like Berry (though they could replace the actress) be as physically capable, or even stronger (and willed) than Bond. If they were to replace Berry they should do it with a big time oscar caliber actress to rake in some dough.. perhaps Angelina Jolie or Kristen Dunst.

Bond 25 or 26 would then introduce the new Bond actor as a "tougher and stronger Bond" in order to return the favor on Jinx. Some futuristic cyborg type body replacements to fix Bond after his tangle with Jinx in the previous meeting would also be added. Not only would their be a great revenge story aspect like DAF and a new tougher Bond, but the ultimate Bond gadget: cyborg body parts. Parts of his back would unfold opening up to an array of weapons and gadgets all to the tune of blasting Bond music. There would have to be at least one scene with his hand shredded and the metalic skeletal hand gripping the throat of a baddie (or the hand of a 'conquest'). They might have to move this up to keep from having Berry too old for the role.

Sweet! Maybe Arnie could make a comeback to acting for a potential Terminator tie-in for the future sequels!

[WC]

[quote name='Daddy Bond' post='793576' date='15 November 2007 - 16:41'][quote name='Judo chop' post='793548' date='15 November 2007 - 09:36']Well, on the bright side, if she returns as a baddie, we'd get to see her die, right?

I can hear her final words now as Craig chokes the life from her at the bottom of a stairwell:

[Santa]

Who wouldn't be phsyched to see a new Bond actor returning with the ultimate Bond gadget to get revenge on a re-occuring foe?

Have you not been reading your own thread? Apparently absolutely no-one is 'psyched' by this idea.

Craig wouldn't die - just beaten to the point where he needs cyborg replacement body parts. Please read the first post. Dying wouldn't make much sense

Dying wouldn't make sense - but having cyborg replacement parts would? I was having a crappy morning but you've given me a good chuckle Thanks.

[Mike00spy]

Thank god for online forums

[Carolinabond007]

Please....no more Jinx!

[MarcAngeDraco]

Jinx return as a baddie... you must be joking...

[HH007]

reeding tHiss thred, i actauly feal my iq droping.