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[00Twelve]

[box]Bond

[Righty007]

doubleosexual

A man with a heterosexual man crush on an actor that plays or has played James Bond.

John became a doubleosexual after seeing Casino Royale.

[Mister Asterix]

[box][color="#FFFFFF"]ewanstewart[font="Arial"] (noun) ˈy

[Double-Oh-Zero]

Broznazi
Self-proclaimed Bond fans/fascists that have little to no awareness/acknowledgment of James Bond existing before or after Pierce Brosnan's interpretation of the part. Usually misguided in their ill-fated attempts to vehemently proclaim that Mr. Brosnan, in addition to discovering the cure for cancer, Saved the Franchise ™.

Look, there's someone with Daniel Craig's head on a stick. They must be a Broznazi.

[Skudor]

flepurist
Noun.

An individual who considers all non Fleming Bond novels to be heresy. These are often highly intelligent, sophisticated individuals of exceptional charm.

Look at that handsome, intelligent, sophisticated and thoroughly charming chap over there, he's a real flepurist.

[Righty007]

proactivision

Buying something from somebody before they completely ruin it.

Activision displayed proactivision when it purchased the James Bond licence from EA.

[Mister Asterix]

flemm (verb) – To speak for the dead without even the basic basic knowledge of the deceased.

Quackquack was flemming the author when he booed Craig.
‘Hugh Jackman is only actor for the role,’ Bob flemmed.

[Bondian]

Pussy Galore [singular] (non pertaining to female parts)

When a troll get banned multiple times.

Octopussy [plural] (pertaining to female parts)

When multiple trolls get banned.

[Jim]

to Berry

(v.) to perform in a manner so bafflingly woeful that the rational mind can only thrill at the gall of turning up at all

Liverpool 8 Besiktas 0. Besiktas really berried that one, didn't they?

An etymologist writes: this is believed to be a modern version of what appears to have its first known expression in "to ekland".

toupeerise

(n.) The securing by a rapidly ageing film star of an extraordinary amount of money

If he'd have done a fifth, he would have had a hell of a toupeerise

to Brosnan

(v.) to react extremely poorly to news that, whilst upsetting, hardly means one will starve

"Did you see Dave when he stubbed his toe? He brosnaned it. Scary."

Vargas' death, take one

(expr.) Missing the point

He went onto a James Bond fan site and complained that the members passed comment on guns and girls and violence. He brosnaned it when he was accused of indulging in Vargas' death, take one.

General Discussion

[n.] The phenomenon of ostensibly innocent comments turning into everyone vs. the U.S.A. or vs. Dr Jesus or observing the colour of today's stool.

The general discussion threads? They're for General Discussion.

Largo's eyepatch

[expr.] Applied to forum members unable or unwilling to see the full picture

She's as visionary as Largo's eyepatch, that one.

Seanpolitik

(n.) The expression of an opinion upon the politics of one nation by an individual resident a long way away yet with the deluded expectation of being taken seriously

When that Belgian kept banging on about President Bush, that was just so much seanpolitik

Havelock's Whiskers

(n.) A style of thick and bushy moustache, named after the one first sported by Melina Havelock

He reached around and grabbed him by the Havelock's Whiskers, before setting about his bottom

Baking the quiche

[expr.]a.k.a. Jumping the shark

When he baked that quiche, the Bond films were baking the quiche.

[Righty007]

to Berry

(v.) to perform in a manner so bafflingly woeful that the rational mind can only thrill at the gall of turning up at all

Liverpool 8 Besiktas 0. Besiktas really berried that one, didn't they?

An etymologist writes: this is believed to be a modern version of what appears to have its first known expression in "to ekland".

toupeerise

(n.) The securing by a rapidly ageing film star of an extraordinary amount of money

If he'd have done a fifth, he would have had a hell of a toupeerise

to Brosnan

(v.) to react extremely poorly to news that, whilst upsetting, hardly means one will starve

"Did you see Dave when he stubbed his toe? He brosnaned it. Scary."

Vargas' death, take one

(expr.) Missing the point

He went onto a James Bond fan site and complained that the members passed comment on guns and girls and violence. He brosnaned it when he was accused of indulging in Vargas' death, take one.

General Discussion

[n.] The phenomenon of ostensibly innocent comments turning into everyone vs. the U.S.A. or vs. Dr Jesus or observing the colour of today's stool.

The general discussion threads? They're for General Discussion.

Largo's eyepatch

[expr.] Applied to forum members unable or unwilling to see the full picture

She's as visionary as Largo's eyepatch, that one.

Seanpolitik

(n.) The expression of an opinion upon the politics of one nation by an individual resident a long way away yet with the deluded expectation of being taken seriously

When that Belgian kept banging on about President Bush, that was just so much seanpolitik

Havelock's Whiskers

(n.) A style of thick and bushy moustache, named after the one first sported by Melina Havelock

He reached around and grabbed him by the Havelock's Whiskers, before setting about his bottom

Baking the quiche

[expr.]a.k.a. Jumping the shark

When he baked that quiche, the Bond films were baking the quiche.

Jim, you're such a dunph.

[Mister Asterix]

flemmm also flemmmm or flemmmmmm (verb) see flemm – To sarcastically speak like one who speaks for the dead without even the basic basic knowledge of the deceased.

Harold was flemmming when he said Timothy smiled too much.

[Jim]

Adventurous

[adj.]Crap

The spelling and grammar in your piece of fan fiction were most adventurous

Nick Nack's Nads

[expr.] To denote tininess

Yeah, yeah, fancy restaurant and all that but that ptarmigan breast was smaller than Nick Nack's nads

Zao

[adj.] A description of a good-looking but ultimately useless, pointless and futile object; a waste of space; a waste of potential; a complete letdown

That multi-region DVD player I bought in 1996 is just Zao.

[Righty007]

badfiction

A fan fiction story written by anybody with less than a high school degree. Usually contains many spelling and grammatical errors and sometimes is written as a screenplay instead of a novel.

That guy's story is badfiction. James Bond would never talk like that.

[Skudor]

lazenby
noun, verb
lazenbied, lazenbying,

1 - a paradox;
2 - a catastrophic error of judgment
3 - to act on blatantly bad advise

- I can't understand how Halle Berry could play Jinx and win an Oscar in the same year, it's a real lazenby.

- Putting that gun to his head and pulling the trigger was a real lazenby.

- I can't believe she's going to do as he says, I think she's lazenbying.

[Mister Asterix]

terry (noun) – the most forgettable or boring of a re-occuring yet ever-changing object.

Of all the Tarzans, Miles O’Keefe is the terry.

[Judo chop]

Moorebrow

(v.) To escape an uncomfortable, embarrassing, or dangerous situation by doing nothing other than making light of it.

At the end of the night, the young man looked down in horror to find that his fly had been open and his genitals partially exposed for the entire date, and wished he had learned to moorebrow like he had seen his older brother do so many times before.

- or -

The entire North Korean army had him backed against the sheer face of the cliff, all their firepower aimed directly at him, but he moorebrowed his way to safety.

[00Twelve]

mulberry (n.)

A person who continues to voice an opinion a multitude of times without ever giving a concrete basis for said opinion, and seemingly without memory of having voiced said opinion before.

The committee member's personal views of the matter at hand, having already been made painfully clear several times over during various meetings and often without any objective support, earned him the distinction of being a mulberry when he voiced his opposition to the measure for this, the twentieth time.

[freemo]

Everyone I Know

Phrase that can magically turn ones opinion into fact.

Everyone I know says that Daniel Craig does not look like Bond.

(see also: "Most people")

Most People

Another phrase that can magically turn ones opinion into fact.

Most people think that Casino Royale will probably bomb.

(see also "...and that's a fact")

...and that's a fact

Yet another phrase that can magically turn ones opinion into fact.

Paul Haggis was not as big a contributer to script as you all seem to think he was, and that's a fact

[00Twelve]

villian (n.)

A term often confused with the English word villain, which refers to a personified (often celluloid) primary antagonist in a story.

Whose you're favorite Bond villian?

[Righty007]

antihaggism

The belief that writer, Paul Haggis, is a hack.

The amount of antihaggism in this thread is annoying.

[The Richmond Spy]

Flemingesque (slang)

Adjective describing any statement (verbal or nonverbal) that either praises Dalton, Craig, Connery and/or bashes Brosnan and Moore.

Junior was very flemingesque when he spilled his apple juice on mommy and daddy's DVD collection, which included Die Another Day.

[Blonde Bond]

Getting Moored

Losing a fight against a weaker opponent

He totally got Moored by a little girl

Mooreshape

Being in a bad shape.

Dude, you're in such a mooreshape. When was the last time you lifted a weight?

In a nick of broz

Miraculously surviving, without losing one's hair, when having only seconds to spare before something blows up.

A bomb was planted in the embassy. All the ambassadors survived in a nick of broz, just seconds before the bomb blew up.

Bond

Secret agent from England

I caught you! I did! You're a bond... from england!


Bonding

1# A group of people with same interest, getting together to watch or discuss the James Bond movies.

"I heard that you, John and Jane were bonding last night. Is this true? If it is, I'm truly disappointed that you didn't invite me!"

2# Getting strapped in a chair and getting your genitals beaten with a rope or a carpet beater.

"Tonight we're gonna be bonding. Just me and you... and maybe the carpet beater"

Pond

James Bond's american counterpart; John Pond, Null- Null- Zero.

Edited by Blonde Bond, 10 November 2007 - 08:44 PM.

[Judo chop]

Harmswaylaid

(adj.) Having been drawn into an interminably long, point-by-point, multi-page, multi-quoting discussion with one or more persons who continually use unsupportable facts and apply fallacious argumentation to reach illogical conclusions.

By the time the thread had reached the eleventh page, and with no consensus in sight regarding the certain and imminent demise of the Bond series, I knew I had been harmswaylaid by the adaptaloofing mulberry and his blasfleming, redbar remarks.

[Mister Asterix]

kil (verb) – to enter in to a profession based on one’s very obvious name.

Oral Toothsurgeon has decided to kil in to dentistry.

hench
(verb) – to do unpleasant or illegal things for a powerful person.

No 21 and No 24 have been henching for the Monarch for years now.

(noun) – one who henches. a henchman or henchwoman.

Ricki Nack is a good hench, but not as good as her brother.

patrickstewart (verb) – to suggest casting of an actor based on one physical characteristic similar to the charter and the fact he was in some other ‘cool’ program(s) or film(s).

Alex patrickstewarted LaVar Burton as Dr Who because of his curly hair.

[Judo chop]

[box]Cordialitroll

(n.) A species of internet troll that has developed a defense mechanism which allows it to camouflage itself with an outward friendly and conversational appearance, but, like its ancestors, retains at its core the single-minded focus to create controversy for its own enjoyment.

At first glance the suggestion seemed innocent [whether the Bond series should continue in its current

[Righty007]

desgusting

An extreme version of disgusting.

May Day is desgusting!

[Righty007]

The Blofeld

The main villain of a Bond film regardless whether his name is Blofeld or not.

Mathieu Amalric may be the Blofeld of 'Bond 22'.

[ACE]

[box]
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to lamont
French lamonter German ohnekenen American to kilmer
verb, adjective

to be correct and adequate but unremarkable at something.
descriptive of the same.

- James Horner wrote great music but Will Jennings lamonted the lyrics.

- That Raymond Benson is not Fleming is a lamont CBn lament

- That attorney wrote me that she realized her significant other kilmered as a realtor.

- L'alpiniste a fait cuire sur la mont, quelque chose lamont

[Judo chop]

Fish-Pumping

(adj.) Exciting so far beyond words that only an imagined emoticon can accurately communicate the sensation.

The news that Daniel Craig had signed on for FOUR more Bond films immediately had my cursor frantically scrambling about for a fish pumping emoticon link..

[ACE]

burlychassiste

n., adj.

to want exactly the same thing in exactly the same way every single time without variation, regardless of time, relevance or appropriateness of the said desire.
descriptive of the same.
term of abuse, compliment (depending on whether you are a burlychassiste or not).

[origin: "Burly Chassis", powerful lounge core singer from Lion Bay, Angelsey primarily known as the singer of 97 Callan Touche film title songs from 1957 to 2007. Her only hit was the first of these, "Woehead", reached #38 on the UK chart in July 1957. She recorded the final song, "Knight Of Shadows" on 29th February 2007 which caused her sudden death by broken throat. The producers of the film series are in a quandry as their leading man, Inshane Winalottery is now 97 years old and fans of the series will not see another film without a Burly Chassis theme song.]

- The egg-and-chips eater in the Costa Del Sol is a burlychassiste.

- That political correctness is just modern politeness is dismissed by
burlychassistes.

- "I merely insisted that my cars should only be sold in black," said the
dismissed Ford salesperson. "Yes but this is 2007, you burlychassiste!"

- Not understanding global warming is particularly burlychassiste.

- The waitress noted that the tall, handsome man with the comma of black hair and barely perceptible scar always gave specific orders on how he wanted his Martini made. With all the other drinks to try, she thought he must be a real burlychassiste.