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[Righty007]

This thread has the same premise as UrbanDictionary.com. It's where you take made-up/slang words from the CommanderBond.net Forums and put them in dictionary form. Try to add "words" used by yourself or other forum members in the past but feel free to make up your own! If quoting a member, try to post a link to the source post at the end of your entry.

Your entries don't have to relate to the world of James Bond but they must have something to do with the CBn Forums. Have fun!

FOLLOW THESE GUIDELINES AND KEEP DISCUSSION IN YOUR ENTRIES (POSTS) SO THAT THIS THREAD LOOKS LIKE A DICTIONARY:

elektrafy

The act of killing one's parent(s).

John was charged with elektrafication.

leiter

A device that produces a small flame, typically used to light cigarettes.

May I borrow your leiter?

moomoo

An ugly, schizophrenic male that truly believes he looks good enough to portray the character, James Bond, in a film.

That guy's such a moomoo.

Source: http://debrief.comma...p?showuser=2579

[Jim]

googleboth

Those slow periods when only one member and Googlebot are on the fora

I went onto CBn to abuse some unsuspecting lunatics but it was googleboth so I didn't bother

[Righty007]

mcclory

A total .

Jim can be a mcclory sometimes.

[Santa]

mcclory

A total .

Jim can be a mcclory sometimes.

[Jim]

mcclory

A total .

Jim can be a mcclory sometimes.

redbar

(adj, pertaining to utterances) unwisdom

That comment was unutterably redbar

owenanism

A brief flurry of activity in 2005 relating to unsubstantiated rumour that Clive Owen would become James Bond

That member is an utter Owenanist

Danial

A refusal to accept change

craignotbond.com? Totally in danial.

City of Edinburgh District Council

Spam of a uniquely worthless nature.

Oh lordy, here's one of those "Buy this cellphone" threads. Can't we do anything about this horrible City of Edinburgh District Council?

[DamnCoffee]

Bahar!

The way of coming across as stubbon, snobbish or uptight could be seen as an insult or a 'lol', in the right context.

Could also be seen as hurting peoples feeling and showing no concern over them.


Bahar! Clipping my toenails... BAHAR!

[Judo chop]

Modimegalomania

The condition which causes a moderator to abuse their station and shamelessly plagiarize powerless, un-officered members.

I refuse to use this term in a sentence for fear it will be used to falsely incriminate me, but they know who they are.

[Jim]

Modimegalomania

The condition which causes a moderator to abuse their station and shamelessly plagiarize powerless, un-officered members.

I refuse to use this term in a sentence for fear it will be used to falsely incriminate me, but they know who they are.

That comment was extremely redbar.

[DamnCoffee]

Bahar!

[Righty007]

lazbo

A troll that gets banned after only one post.

The Admiral banned him. What a lazbo!

[Judo chop]

[box]
Wakalbond

(n.) The Bond

[DamnCoffee]

Blunt_Instument

Someone or Something that threatens one's time spent on CBn and goes out of its way to cause havock and insult other members.

Oh My God... What a Blunt_Instrument!

[Jim]

Evany

Envy as to Mr*'s designs.

Have you seen what he's done now? I am green with Evany.

The GoldenEye Gap

A lengthy period of time between projects leading one to wonder whether it's coming at all.

Christ, the wait for the next issue of [insert name of James Bond fan magazine of your choice here] is as wide as the GoldenEye gap

[DamnCoffee]

Qwertless:

Something that lacks the technicality and utter brilliance of Qwerty

Ha! Look at that member - he totally lacks Qwert! Completely Qwertless... Bahar!

[Nicolas Suszczyk]

nsnaficated: Someone that promises never to do something again but does so a dozen of times

e.g. : That guy's totally nsnaficated - he played Bond one more time again!


And talking about dictionaries, what's the meaning of LMAO and AWOL?

Edited by Nicolas Suszczyk, 07 November 2007 - 07:49 PM.

[Judo chop]

Modimegalomania

The condition which causes a moderator to abuse their station and shamelessly plagiarize powerless, un-officered members.

I refuse to use this term in a sentence for fear it will be used to falsely incriminate me, but they know who they are.

That comment was extremely redbar.

Postatic Discharge

(n.) The quick spurt of urine that is involuntarily excreted when one returns to one of their more insolent posts to find it wrapped in quotes by a moderator.

One way to cover up an embarrassing case of Postatic Discharge is to claim the sink faucet was more powerful than expected.

[Righty007]

declass

A pamphlet.

I refuse to purchase that declass!

[Judo chop]

[box]
Lame

[Skudor]

goldfinger
Verb. goldfingered; goldfingering; goldfingers

1. To mutilate someones genitals
2. To cover someone in gold (less common usage)

Syn.: chiffred; chiffered (american)

- His attempts at goldfingering her made her arch her back in a way that fascinated him.
- She goldfingered him while he slept.
- He goldfingered her so badly that she can barely walk.
- After being goldfingered she outshone all the competition.
- He received such a severe golfingering that he can no longer sire children.

[Righty007]

dunph

A funny guy with a British accent.

Austin Powers is a dunph.

[Skudor]

kananga
noun

1 - Someone with a highly inflated opinion of themselves.

Gosh, he's such a kananga.

[Judo chop]

[box]
Blasflemy (see also the gerund verb form, blasfleming)

(n.) Any statement or action which causes one or more of the deceased members tied to the Bond legend to roll in their grave(s).

His suggestion that James Bond should not be seen smoking in the film was nothing short of blasflemy.

-or-

After receiving due justice for the rampant blasfleming that occurred on their website, members of Craignotbond.com find they still can

[Skudor]

thunderball
noun
plural: thunderballs

1 - An object that cannot be adequately described; an unknown object or substance; something that does not exist in reality;
2 - A norwegian with a strange sense of humour;
3 - plur.: A rare medical condition; usually exhibited by teenage males.

- The plumber told her that he needed to drive down to the hardware store to get a thunderball in order to fix the sink.

- Thunderball started a new thread.

- She blushed slightly as he explained that he could not sit down because of his thunderballs.

[Bryce (003)]

Bryce

(n., v., adj., Force of Nature)

The act or actions of traveling the world to Bond related locations in the company of beautiful women, driving expensive exotic cars, gambling (and winning) and staying at posh resorts or clubs.

Example: "Wow! He really went totally Bryce that time."

[stromberg]

gulshamgrovering (verb)

Trying to convince everyone that you have a part in the next James Bon movie while you haven't.

Aishwaria Rai's publicist once again tried to gulshamgrover a few journalists

[00Twelve]

Adaptaloof (noun)

A person who thinks that "remake" is the proper term for a new film using the never-before seen original plots from several of the Fleming novels.

After reflecting on his own complaints that the Garden of Death was already used in the form of a hollowed-out volcano, the adaptaloof realized his argument had collapsed around him.

or

In the midst of his excitement at hearing that the original story of LALD was being brought to screen, Morgan's Treasure and all, his enthusiasm was crushed by several adaptaloofs crying 'remake'.

[Skudor]

commander
noun

1 - Someone who spends too much time on a certain James Bond related internet forum.
2 - Some capable of spewing out an inordinate amount of contentless posts in a short period of time.
3 - [occasional use] naval officer.

- That guy, he's a real commander. I wonder how he comes up with all those amazing post.
- Commander Jones couldn't get rid of the seamen in his living room.

[Righty007]

babsed

Being hired for a job based on penis size and occasionally talent.

In October 2005, Daniel Craig was babsed for three films in the James Bond film series.

Righty was babsed at a grocery store in 2005.

[The Richmond Spy]

egothread

A thread started about a subject that has already been beaten to death in another thread or threads. The person starts the thread thinking his or her opinion is one-of-a-kind and of top-notch quality...when the exact same thing was said in ten different ways in another thread the day before.

Wow, another egothread about what someone thinks would be a good Bond 22 title! It must be Monday....or Tuesday.....or Wednesday.....or...

[Righty007]

yobophobe

Somebody that refuses to try the Young Bond series based on its premise.

He didn't read Hurricane Gold because he's a yobophobe.