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[ACE]

I was arrested once for indecent exposure...

...I was let off for lack of evidence! (BOOM BOOM!)

So it wouldn't stand up in court?

Yup. Wood not.

[dodge]

COMING MONDAY: THE PSYCHEDELIC BOND.

Three days' advance notice for Ace to trip me up.

[Judo chop]

I was arrested once for indecent exposure...

...I was let off for lack of evidence! (BOOM BOOM!)

So it wouldn't stand up in court?

Yup. Wood not.

Glad you didn't have to do any hard time, ACE.

Those penal institutions can be rough.

ba-BOOM!

[ACE]

I was arrested once for indecent exposure...

...I was let off for lack of evidence! (BOOM BOOM!)

So it wouldn't stand up in court?

Yup. Wood not.

Glad you didn't have to do any hard time, ACE.

Those penal institutions can be rough.

ba-BOOM!

Judo Chop. I just love your act!

[dodge]

I was arrested once for indecent exposure...

...I was let off for lack of evidence! (BOOM BOOM!)

So it wouldn't stand up in court?

Yup. Wood not.

Glad you didn't have to do any hard time, ACE.

Those penal institutions can be rough.

ba-BOOM!

Judo Chop. I just love your act!

You guys have left me misty-eyed. I sit here moved to recall a true and poignant story. Place: Tokyo, after WWII. General MacArthur is considering running for president. He has his supporters among the Japanese. And in a charming confusion of R's and L's, a large sign is put up:

WE PLAY FOR MACARTHUR'S ERECTION!

[ACE]

WE PLAY FOR MACARTHUR'S ERECTION!

LOL!

Sounds like a competition for a gay p

[Blofeld's Cat]

Get a room you two!

[MHazard]

I had thought "Virgin Bond" referred to the quest for previously unknown facts about Bond or Fleming. I am beginning to become concerned, based on the double entendre humour above, that I may have been mistaken and that it is a thread on which virgins who enjoy James Bond can post. I hope I'm not in the wrong place.

[jaguar007]

[quote name='ACE' post='723480' date='6 April 2007 - 08:36']Hmmm. Well done, dodge.

Casino Royale
Ian Fleming
Sean Connery
Never Say Never Again

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[ACE]

Point taken, jaguar007

And now, Ms Terious, please load some more factoids into the amazing Bondatron. Hawkings, please do help the ladeez and gennelmen, boys and girls, luds and majesties.

Albert R Broccoli
Harry Saltzman
Matt Helm


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[Judo chop]

I had thought "Virgin Bond" referred to the quest for previously unknown facts about Bond or Fleming. I am beginning to become concerned, based on the double entendre humour above, that I may have been mistaken and that it is a thread on which virgins who enjoy James Bond can post. I hope I'm not in the wrong place.

I think we may have seen the world's first triple entendre in there.

ps. what'cha doing on a friday night, MHazard? Chatting on Bond forums?

[jaguar007]

[quote name='ACE' post='723617' date='6 April 2007 - 15:36']Point taken, jaguar007

And now, Ms Terious, please load some more factoids into the amazing Bondatron. Hawkings, please do help the ladeez and gennelmen, boys and girls, m'luds and m'ladies.

Albert R Broccoli
Harry Saltzman
Matt Helm


------dOWEOEEEOWOEOWEOEOOWEOW ========
!

[ACE]

[quote name='jaguar007' post='723619' date='6 April 2007 - 23:41'][quote name='ACE' post='723617' date='6 April 2007 - 15:36']Point taken, jaguar007

And now, Ms Terious, please load some more factoids into the amazing Bondatron. Hawkings, please do help the ladeez and gennelmen, boys and girls, m'luds and m'ladies.

Albert R Broccoli
Harry Saltzman
Matt Helm


------dOWEOEEEOWOEOWEOEOOWEOW ========
!

[Santa]

And I missed the whole thing. Probably because I'm not a virgin and spent my Friday night out having fun. That'll teach me.

[MHazard]

I had thought "Virgin Bond" referred to the quest for previously unknown facts about Bond or Fleming. I am beginning to become concerned, based on the double entendre humour above, that I may have been mistaken and that it is a thread on which virgins who enjoy James Bond can post. I hope I'm not in the wrong place.

I think we may have seen the world's first triple entendre in there.

ps. what'cha doing on a friday night, MHazard? Chatting on Bond forums?

Like Little Nellie in YOLT I must defend my honor. I was just finishing up at the office prior to some nightclubbing for which I am still paying the price today. Your point, however, is unfortunately, somewhat well taken.

[dodge]

BOND & THE BEATLES (A.K.A. THE PSYCHEDELIC BOND). (Source: Backpage.com, "The Best of James Bond, Agent 007" by John Patterson).

Fascinating article and well worth the while of all not alive in the 60s...or at least in a warm womb with a view. Patterson offers some perspective:

"...the series' high tide,the years 1963 to 1969, when the success of the Bond movies and the sales of Ian Fleming's novels were matched only by that of the Beatles records as a fresh, uncobwebbed British cultural artifact turned record-breaking global economic phenomenon."

1963: The novel OHMSS was published in the spring to ecstatic reviews and marketed with life-size Bond cutouts...as Beatlemania "convulsed a suddenly wide-awake Britain..." The second Bond film FRWL was released in October and topped the year's British box-office figures.

1964: the franchise went global and solidified its identity with GF.

1965: Fleming's novels sold 27 million copies worldwide and "at home they were the roaring engine of the British paperback revolution."

1967: "months before the Beatles made their first career flop (the TV movie Magical Mystery Tour), YOLT syffesred tgat 007's predictable antics might be losing their grip on audiences."

1969: "But 1969's OHMSS (the film) was a creative rebirth akin to Abbey Road."

Fleming's wife Ann nicknamed him ThunderBeatle.

[Judo chop]

Fleming's wife Ann nicknamed him ThunderBeatle.

Great scott, Dodge... you've found the perfect pearl!

Get this post into the "Future Bond titles" thread ASAP!

[plankattack]

OHMSS as Abbey Road.......mmmmm

I wonder what ACE's machine would make of the other eras? TD as Oasis doing the Beatles?
PB's four as Kylie Minoque or the Spice Girls. (and before I get accused of Broz-bahsing, please remember I love TWINE, and somewhere, in an old shoebox full of cassettes is a Spice Girls CD bought by a middle-aged man desperately trying to recapture his youth...)

Gosh, this thread has become quite disturbing in peeling back my layers.....

[dodge]

OHMSS as Abbey Road.......mmmmm

I wonder what ACE's machine would make of the other eras? TD as Oasis doing the Beatles?
PB's four as Kylie Minoque or the Spice Girls. (and before I get accused of Broz-bahsing, please remember I love TWINE, and somewhere, in an old shoebox full of cassettes is a Spice Girls CD bought by a middle-aged man desperately trying to recapture his youth...)

Gosh, this thread has become quite disturbing in peeling back my layers.....

Oh, I'm waiting happily for Ace's acid wit to kick in on the Psychedelic angle. No doubt his puns will mushroom.

[plankattack]

OHMSS as Abbey Road.......mmmmm

I wonder what ACE's machine would make of the other eras? TD as Oasis doing the Beatles?
PB's four as Kylie Minoque or the Spice Girls. (and before I get accused of Broz-bahsing, please remember I love TWINE, and somewhere, in an old shoebox full of cassettes is a Spice Girls CD bought by a middle-aged man desperately trying to recapture his youth...)

Gosh, this thread has become quite disturbing in peeling back my layers.....

Oh, I'm waiting happily for Ace's acid wit to kick in on the Psychedelic angle. No doubt his puns will mushroom.

I fear ACE and his machine have gone. I saw him, on a train in a station, with plasticene porters. Or it fell down a hole in Blackburn, Lancashire.

[Santa]

OHMSS as Abbey Road.......mmmmm

I wonder what ACE's machine would make of the other eras? TD as Oasis doing the Beatles?
PB's four as Kylie Minoque or the Spice Girls. (and before I get accused of Broz-bahsing, please remember I love TWINE, and somewhere, in an old shoebox full of cassettes is a Spice Girls CD bought by a middle-aged man desperately trying to recapture his youth...)

Gosh, this thread has become quite disturbing in peeling back my layers.....

Oh God. Plank, for Pingu's sake don't peel back any more layers, we may get to Boyzone...

[plankattack]

Oh God. Plank, for Pingu's sake don't peel back any more layers, we may get to Boyzone...

Santa! You're a fan too? Thank God, a kindred spirit...And I thought I was the only one. At least over the age of 16...

[dodge]

BEST PLOT SUM EVER OF FRWL!!! (Source: "007 is only as good as the Bond Villains he battles", syl.com)

Sum: "(Shaw's) evil character is a paranoiac murderer who's trying to kill James Bond. When he thinks that he kills James Bond he finds out that his was a man in the mask of James Bond and so he keeps trying to find Bond and kill him."

[ACE]

OHMSS as Abbey Road.......mmmmm

I wonder what ACE's machine would make of the other eras? TD as Oasis doing the Beatles?

Oh, I'm waiting happily for Ace's acid wit to kick in on the Psychedelic angle. No doubt his puns will mushroom.

I fear ACE and his machine have gone. I saw him, on a train in a station, with plasticene porters. Or it fell down a hole in Blackburn, Lancashire.

There ain't, ahem, mushroom for psychedelia in Barnd!

I think ACE blew his brains out in a car...while he was turning you on!

Hey man, geddaloadathis guy!

Being for the benefit of Messrs plankattack and dodge, my lovely assistant Ms Terious aided by our humble manservant, Hawkings (hurry up man before I get the genital clamp) shall insert more amazing morsels into the barrel of the Bondatron for your edification and amusement thusly...

The Beatles
Cubby Broccoli
United Artists
Harry Saltzman

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[Judo chop]

peACE

A fine peace of ACE.

[dodge]

peACE

A fine peace of ACE.

No butts about it.

[ACE]

peACE

A fine peace of ACE.

No butts about it.

What an ACEhole!

[Judo chop]

I'm sure he meant ace IN THE hole.

STOP IT! ALL OF YOU! JUST STOP IT!!

[dodge]

[quote name='ACE' post='723589' date='6 April 2007 - 20:40'][quote name='dodge' post='723586' date='6 April 2007 - 21:35']WE PLAY FOR MACARTHUR'S ERECTION![/quote]
LOL!

Sounds like a competition for a gay p

[ACE]

[quote name='dodge' post='724747' date='9 April 2007 - 22:29'][quote name='ACE' post='723589' date='6 April 2007 - 20:40'][quote name='dodge' post='723586' date='6 April 2007 - 21:35']WE PLAY FOR MACARTHUR'S ERECTION![/quote]
LOL!

Sounds like a competition for a gay p