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[Agent 0015]

No thank you..

[jaws_dentist]

just imagine it ..... the scene opens with DC talking about the amazing deal he gets on pepsi multi-packs (can turned slogo full on to the camera)on the orient express with an enthralled double agent , DC is about to dispatch after the 'mr nice guy' routine.

however the double agent has plans to dispatch DC of his own .... suddenly .. jaws comes tear-a'rsin through the carriage , hair cut smart and lots of make-up to 'peel back the years ' .... picks craig up by his jug sized earholes ... craig crys ''i've heard of you .. this de ja vu , have we met in a future life ? ''. jaws attempts a bear trap kiss on bond's noggin.

big scuffle ensues .

bond cunningly thwarts jaws by weldin his gob shut with the exquisite 'flambe creme de month freppes' (described as a 'cheeky little dish' in realm magazine xmas edition) he ordered and has on the table .. then boots jaws out the carriage window.
the double agent is nowhere to be seen.

[Johnboy007]

If there's one thing I can't imagine in the Daniel Craig era it's Jaws.

[Agent J.Bond]

why can I imagine somebody shouting to bond, 'watch out bond....there's a giant man with a zimmerframe!' LOL

[LadySylvia]

Jaws in a Daniel Craig Bond movie . . . good grief!

[jaws_dentist]

okay .. so DC is a serious actor and all that.

jaws was a jokey character in the moore movies but could easily be re-interpreted into somethin horrific and terrifyin.

the origional jaws was a wasted opurtunity and was still magnificent.

with the right 'new' actor and serious intent , jaws could bring a brief glimmer of the real horror of death and murder to the screen .

just imagine , borrowin from another 'movie/series' , if jaw's cameo was executed somethin like this ...



.. then a genuine grotesque life and death struggle ensued.

it would be SENSATIONAL !

[Tarl_Cabot]

Been there done that. How about a new scary henchman, 100% original?

[jaws_dentist]

Been there done that. How about a new scary henchman, 100% original?

there hasnt been any memorable henchman for decades.

name a single hench-man that lives in the memory or is talked about since jaws or odd-job ? none ... they all fade away and are un-remarkable.

jaws is a priceless opurtunity and a nod to continuity.

he is the ideal character to re-introduce as a diabolical , deranged psycopath with blood curdlin physical atributes and mutilations.

movie monsters are mildly scary at best ... but there is nothin more terrifyin than a monstrous human being.

bring him on! and reinvent him as almost a supernatural serial killer and play it earnestly like a shakespearian tragedy/edgar allen poe horror.

[Righty007]

Only if they bring him back in 3-D and push the promo tag "This time it's personal!".

LOL!

[Jim]

there hasnt been any memorable henchman for decades.

name a single hench-man that lives in the memory or is talked about since jaws or odd-job ? none ... they all fade away and are un-remarkable.

jaws is a priceless opurtunity and a nod to continuity.

he is the ideal character to re-introduce as a diabolical , deranged psycopath with blood curdlin physical atributes and mutilations.

movie monsters are mildly scary at best ... but there is nothin more terrifyin than a monstrous human being.

bring him on! and reinvent him as almost a supernatural serial killer and play it earnestly like a shakespearian tragedy/edgar allen poe horror.

Tell you what - why not start an online petition to Eon to bring him back?

They always work.

[dee-bee-five]

there hasnt been any memorable henchman for decades.

name a single hench-man that lives in the memory or is talked about since jaws or odd-job ? none ... they all fade away and are un-remarkable.

jaws is a priceless opurtunity and a nod to continuity.

he is the ideal character to re-introduce as a diabolical , deranged psycopath with blood curdlin physical atributes and mutilations.

movie monsters are mildly scary at best ... but there is nothin more terrifyin than a monstrous human being.

bring him on! and reinvent him as almost a supernatural serial killer and play it earnestly like a shakespearian tragedy/edgar allen poe horror.

Tell you what - why not start an online petition to Eon to bring him back?

They always work.

Oh, you always manage to brighten my morning with a remark like that! I get quite disappointed when I get to my desk at work, log on and find there's no new Jim-ism.

[jaws_dentist]

there hasnt been any memorable henchman for decades.

name a single hench-man that lives in the memory or is talked about since jaws or odd-job ? none ... they all fade away and are un-remarkable.

jaws is a priceless opurtunity and a nod to continuity.

he is the ideal character to re-introduce as a diabolical , deranged psycopath with blood curdlin physical atributes and mutilations.

movie monsters are mildly scary at best ... but there is nothin more terrifyin than a monstrous human being.

bring him on! and reinvent him as almost a supernatural serial killer and play it earnestly like a shakespearian tragedy/edgar allen poe horror.

Tell you what - why not start an online petition to Eon to bring him back?

They always work.

will you sign it ?

or shall i stencil it on your harris ?

[Blofeld's Cat]

there hasnt been any memorable henchman for decades.

name a single hench-man that lives in the memory or is talked about since jaws or odd-job ? none ... they all fade away and are un-remarkable.

jaws is a priceless opurtunity and a nod to continuity.

he is the ideal character to re-introduce as a diabolical , deranged psycopath with blood curdlin physical atributes and mutilations.

movie monsters are mildly scary at best ... but there is nothin more terrifyin than a monstrous human being.

bring him on! and reinvent him as almost a supernatural serial killer and play it earnestly like a shakespearian tragedy/edgar allen poe horror.

Tell you what - why not start an online petition to Eon to bring him back?

They always work.

There wasn't that much fuss made to get him back a second time.

[Jim]

there hasnt been any memorable henchman for decades.

name a single hench-man that lives in the memory or is talked about since jaws or odd-job ? none ... they all fade away and are un-remarkable.

jaws is a priceless opurtunity and a nod to continuity.

he is the ideal character to re-introduce as a diabolical , deranged psycopath with blood curdlin physical atributes and mutilations.

movie monsters are mildly scary at best ... but there is nothin more terrifyin than a monstrous human being.

bring him on! and reinvent him as almost a supernatural serial killer and play it earnestly like a shakespearian tragedy/edgar allen poe horror.

Tell you what - why not start an online petition to Eon to bring him back?

They always work.

will you sign it ?

or shall i stencil it on your harris ?

You would run out of signatures before you got to the end.

[Mister Asterix]

Isn't he unfortunately confined to a wheelchair?

I think that’s right. I know for Happy Gilmore he is never seen walking and never seen from the waist down unless he is leaning on something.

there hasnt been any memorable henchman for decades.

name a single hench-man that lives in the memory or is talked about since jaws or odd-job ? none ... they all fade away and are un-remarkable.

What!?!?

What about Mr Kil? Everyone loves and remembers Mr Kil. Now there is a hench for the ages. I say we bring back Mr Kil.

Or his brother, Mr Kil.

[Blonde Bond]

I take it you were kidding?

[Skudor]

I think we should kill the idea of Mr Kil coming back from the dead.

[Mister Asterix]

I think we should kill the idea of Mr Kil coming back from the dead.

What about his brother, Mr Kil? Anyone one from the Kil family is guaranteed to be an excellent hencher.

[jaws_dentist]

okay .. how about an updated version of wint and kidd ... played by richard simmons and elton john?

its like castin pearl before swine with you apathetic lot.

Edited by jaws_dentist, 17 March 2007 - 01:29 AM.

[RazorBlade]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Qwerty]

I think we should kill the idea of Mr Kil coming back from the dead.

Touch

[AgentPB]

Richard Kiel has Auto Balance problems. He either has to use a cane or a scooter to travel long distances. I know this is off topic but isn't i kind of sad that we may never get the evil villain lairs we got in the Connery and Moore eras due to increased technology. Ever volcano and under water city could be found by satellite. I think it would have been fun to see DC blow up a volcano..

[jaws_dentist]

i wanna see craig blow up jaws.. then jaws emerge from wreckage a little dishevelled, dust himself off , straighten his tie then go dancin with street performers.

[tdalton]

I can't say that I'm in favor of the Jaws character returning. I don't really want to see too much of the previous series returning in this new series of Bond films. Jaws was a great character during the Moore Era (and one of the most iconic villains ever), but I think that it would be a mistake to try to bring him back and make him fit in with the new direction that they're taking the franchise when EON could just as easily come up with a brand new villain that we haven't seen before.

[ShySmile]

I can see the cameo now! Jaws brushing his teeth in an airport bathroom while Craig subtlely double-takes as he enters or exits.

I can see the cameo now! Jaws brushing his teeth in an airport bathroom while Craig subtlely double-takes as he enters or exits.

Sorry, forgot to say it would have to be Richard Kiel.

[DamnCoffee]

If Brosnan was still Bond i think the producers would strongly consider the return of Jaws but Craig is Bond now and the're not focusing on these type of villians at this moment in time. so as Noel Coward said when he was offered the part of the vilian in the first Bond movie: "NO, NO, NO!!"

[macgille007]

Richard Kiel is the man and you could never redo a villian like that. There are too many non-talented writers in Hollywood that cannot come up with new ideas and need to recycle the classics. How about a new villian?

Edited by macgille007, 19 March 2007 - 11:15 PM.