Bond sitting in a chair, stroking a white cat, laughing like a madman.
Scene's You'll Never See in a Bond Movie
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, Mar 08 2007 09:05 PM
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#31
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Posted 30 May 2007 - 10:58 PM
Bond teaming up with Jason Borne and/or John McClane
(Mind you, I'd love to see that)
(Mind you, I'd love to see that)
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Posted 17 June 2007 - 03:56 AM
Bond Naming a beagle-puppy buddy and then eating ice-cream cones on the lake
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Posted 01 August 2007 - 03:42 AM
Product placements we'll never see in a Bond flick:
Vıagra. Kotex. Beano.
Vıagra. Kotex. Beano.
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Posted 01 August 2007 - 04:30 AM
Bond going into a 3 star restaurant and ordering Cheerios and prune juice
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Posted 01 August 2007 - 04:32 AM
Bond at home playing resident evil 4 on his wii then making some cheap shot joke at sony
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Posted 01 August 2007 - 08:14 PM
Bond walking into M's office and saying, "Good morning, sir." 
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Posted 04 August 2007 - 07:55 AM
Bond wearing a mini skirt.
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Posted 08 September 2007 - 04:36 AM
Bond clipping his toenails.
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Posted 08 September 2007 - 12:09 PM
Bond wearing a mini skirt.
I think [film=99]On Her Majesty
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Posted 08 September 2007 - 12:37 PM
A Bond girl having an orgasm? (could it be that Bond is a little bit sexually overrated ? ;-)
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Posted 08 September 2007 - 01:11 PM
Didn't Jinx orgasm?
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Posted 08 September 2007 - 01:20 PM
Didn't Jinx orgasm?
Really? I should have a look at this scene again.
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Posted 09 September 2007 - 04:16 AM
Bond being afraid of heights.
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Posted 09 September 2007 - 07:55 AM
Didn't Jinx orgasm?
Xenia definately did.
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Posted 09 September 2007 - 10:18 AM
Didn't Jinx orgasm?
Really? I should have a look at this scene again.
If it 's just before your lunch, dont bother
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Posted 09 September 2007 - 01:43 PM
Didn't Jinx orgasm?
Xenia definately did.
Yes, but you can't say Bond was really responsible for it :-)
Anyway, I still haven't make up my mind to examine the scene with Jinx in DAD, but I don't remember it as very climatic?
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Posted 09 September 2007 - 03:46 PM
Anyway, I still haven't make up my mind to examine the scene with Jinx in DAD, but I don't remember it as very climatic?
Well the Character was boring so I should think her Orgasms would be whole lot blander.
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Posted 09 September 2007 - 04:15 PM
Well the Character was boring so I should think her Orgasms would be whole lot blander.
LOL :-)
I think I can align myself with this explanation!
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Posted 25 July 2008 - 05:35 PM
Not so much as a scene as such, but I always thought I'd never hear the line "Elvis has left the building", but as the release of Quantum of Solace looms over us, I have a feeling that the line will make an appearance. 
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Posted 25 July 2008 - 05:37 PM
I hope to high heaven that the era of Paul Haggis will save us from such a bad line. That would be simply terrible.Not so much as a scene as such, but I always thought I'd never hear the line "Elvis has left the building", but as the release of Quantum of Solace looms over us, I have a feeling that the line will make an appearance.
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Posted 25 July 2008 - 05:43 PM
The most obvious one to me is Bond doing a tom tit.
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Posted 26 July 2008 - 03:53 PM
- picking up his dry cleaning.
- eating chips as he drives.
- not having enough cash for the rent.
- showing his tackle in full glory.
- working in a cubicle.
- not being able to "perfom".
- wishing he was somewhere else.
oh yes, and on the subject of tom tit - having toilet paper stuck to his shoe.
- eating chips as he drives.
- not having enough cash for the rent.
- showing his tackle in full glory.
- working in a cubicle.
- not being able to "perfom".
- wishing he was somewhere else.
oh yes, and on the subject of tom tit - having toilet paper stuck to his shoe.
Edited by danslittlefinger, 26 July 2008 - 03:55 PM.
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Posted 26 July 2008 - 04:52 PM
- eating chips as he drives.
You never know, I wouldn't object to this happening in future Craig movies. If Bond is becoming more human then why not have him eating a bag of chips on his way to the office?
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Posted 26 July 2008 - 04:57 PM
Bond in a time machine
(I actually wrote a fanfic where that happens (sigh))
(I actually wrote a fanfic where that happens (sigh))
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Posted 26 July 2008 - 05:58 PM
- eating chips as he drives.
You never know, I wouldn't object to this happening in future Craig movies. If Bond is becoming more human then why not have him eating a bag of chips on his way to the office?
..with a huge vinegar stain on his groin? Lovely..very humanesque. I'd rather see him do a nut check for lumps.
Edited by danslittlefinger, 26 July 2008 - 06:01 PM.
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Posted 26 July 2008 - 08:38 PM
Bond shopping on eBay.
Bond waiting in line for the stair master at MI6's gym.
Bond waiting in line for the stair master at MI6's gym.
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Posted 27 July 2008 - 12:24 AM
"Do you expect me to talk?"
"...well, actually, yes."
"Well, sod off!"
"No, you!"
"You!"
"Nuh-uh!"
"Yuh-huh!"
"Nuh-uh times ten!"
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"...well, actually, yes."
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Posted 27 July 2008 - 12:42 AM
"Look, you know, why don't you just kill him and get it over with? I've got a gun in my room, I'll go get it, BOOM! Dead!" 
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Posted 27 July 2008 - 01:48 AM
Oh and giving a small box of Milk Tray two days late after someone's birthday with the strawberry and caramel gone.
Edited by danslittlefinger, 27 July 2008 - 03:31 PM.