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[The Arizonan (Agent 000)]

This is a game in which you come up with scenes you'll never find in a James Bond movie.

Here's one:

James Bond fighting a thug in a fast food restaurant and killing him by putting his head in the grease.

[DamnCoffee]

James Bond escaping from an ice palace in a skido, then surfing on an ice wave.

[EL7]

007 eating a hot dog then it turns out to be a device from Q branch.

[SilencedPPK]

One scene that I thought I would never see in a Bond movie, was Bond actually shown having sex. *sigh* Thanks DAD!!!

[Agent 0015]

Bond doing Broadway...

[The Arizonan (Agent 000)]

I didn't make this one up, but I'll post it here:

Inside the villain's secret lair/base of operations/chateau...

Generic Supervillain: I'd kill you now, Mister Bond, but I have to go take a piss!

[EL7]

Bond checking his pants, that he just taken off, for a condom.

[Bondian]

A very warm welcome to CBN, The Arizonan (Agent 000). Great first topic.

We'll never see a scene whereby Bond is content to sit around for the entire movie playing From Russia With Love, wearing his slippers he purchased from Wal*Mart and slopping over a cold Chinese take-away that he found lying in the road. But hold on. It could work. Just throw in a few nutters who want to take over the world, and we have Bond 23. 'The Things I do For England'.

Tis Okay. You'll soon get used to me.

Ciao Mein.


Ian

[Qwerty]

Bond working on trigonometry problems for fun while eating nachos and dressed in a pink suit.

[Publius]

Roger Moore's still young. I wouldn't count any of these possibilities out just yet.

[PrinceKamalKhan]

Bond wearing a Resistol, boots and wranglers driving his pickup to a honky tonk to go boot scootin and two-steppin with his Bond girl with George Strait music playing in the background since Strait performed the movie's title song.

[The Arizonan (Agent 000)]

A very warm welcome to CBN, The Arizonan (Agent 000). Great first topic.

We'll never see a scene whereby Bond is content to sit around for the entire movie playing From Russia With Love, wearing his slippers he purchased from Wal*Mart and slopping over a cold Chinese take-away that he found lying in the road. But hold on. It could work. Just throw in a few nutters who want to take over the world, and we have Bond 23. 'The Things I do For England'.

Tis Okay. You'll soon get used to me.

Ciao Mein.


Ian

I got the idea for this thread when I was at a McDonalds and thinking about how funny and ridiculous it would be if there was a scene in Die Another Day or Casino Royale in which James Bond fights and kills a thug in a McDonalds and he makes a smartass remark to the thug about how fast food kills or something.

Edited by The Arizonan (Agent 000), 09 March 2007 - 05:21 AM.

[00Twelve]

One scene that I thought I would never see in a Bond movie, was Bond actually shown having sex. *sigh* Thanks DAD!!!

LOL, amen.

[EL7]

Bond, with a BIG girl

[The Arizonan (Agent 000)]

Here's another scene you'll never see in a James Bond movie (maybe): James Bond piloting an Aston Martin DB5 in starfighter mode through a narrow gap of an immense satellite while being chased by two henchmen who are piloting mechas.

This tops off James Bond driving an invisible car through an ice castle while being chased by a guy with diamonds in his face.

[Qwerty]

Bond get frustrated while waiting for his McDonald's coffee at the drive-thru.

[50 Yen]

Bond's house containing all the Bond movies, video games, novels and any other Bond merchandise imaginable. Perhaps getting a beer belly and eating some potato chips as he's watching his first official movie, Dr. No. Oh yeah, and maybe with Qwerty's Bond getting frustrated while waiting for his McDonald's at a drive-thru, shouting, "I challenge you to Mortal Kombat!" to the McDonald's workers who are taking so long with his food.

Edited by 50 Yen, 01 April 2007 - 01:15 AM.

[Vauxhall]

Bond arriving at his five-star hotel and, after first jumping up and down on his bed to test the springs, going to the bathroom and putting all the complimentary soaps and shampoos into his suitcase.

[DaveBond21]

Bond in a clown suit. Oh....OK, then Bond dressed as a gorilla. Oh, same movie. Errr...Bond making a quiche.

Hmmm...this is harder than I thought!

[sharpshooter]

Bond picking up his UE DVD case, and watching CR on his television.

[DaveBond21]

Bond marrying Moneypenny

[Qwerty]

"Come on down, you're the next contestant on..."

[The Arizonan (Agent 000)]

The producers will be smoking crack when they have an Aston Martin DB5 that turns into a two-legged robot with missile launchers by pressing a button on a remote control.

And we'll never see James Bond seducing M (the one played by Judi Dench).

I'm terrible, am I?

Edited by The Arizonan (Agent 000), 02 April 2007 - 06:05 PM.

[HawkEye007]

We'll never see Bond trying to work a fax machine and and saying "What the heck is PC load letter?".

(Its been a long day at work)

[Bryce (003)]

Bond disputing his in-room movie charges checking out of a hotel.

"I did not select 'Naughty Cheerleaders 6'. I have standards. It was 'Smoking Hot Latina Secretary's 7'. "

*glances at mini-bar tab*

"Do I look like a Bud Lite sort of man?"

[iexpectu2die]

James Bond escaping from an ice palace in a skido, then surfing on an ice wave.

Haha - Love the fact that as soon as I read the thread title, I was about to write that, only to discover it was the first reply!

[Qwerty]

"Do I look like a Bud Lite sort of man?"

LOL.

[DaveBond21]

Q - "Here's your new gadget, 007. A remote-controlled monkey..."

Bond - "Yay!!". Does a little dance.

[Joyce Carrington]

Bond flossing.

Brushing his teeth I can see, but flossing somehow not.

[Mollaka]

-Bond watching Mission Impossible

-Bond travelling on economy

-Bond eating at KFC