I think George Lazenby should have gone on till Dalton took over. Then we would have been spared years of Roger Moore as Bond.
And I, for one, believe the world would be the poorer for it.
Posted 01 March 2007 - 08:39 AM
I think George Lazenby should have gone on till Dalton took over. Then we would have been spared years of Roger Moore as Bond.
Posted 01 March 2007 - 09:21 AM
Posted 01 March 2007 - 11:24 AM
In 1958, Ian Fleming sells the rights to all his existing and future James Bond short stories to Hugh Hefner, largely to annoy his wife. The McClory incident also happened. The rights to the novels he sells to Broccoli and Saltzman.
Sean Connery [1962-1965]
Casino Royale (1962): Filmed in black and white and on location in Northern France, still a firm fan favourite despite its relatively small budget, due to Ken Adam's extraordinary Casino set (a largely blank room with a grille in the ceiling - who would have expected that in a battered beachfront turn-of-the-century neo-Gothic hotel?), Sean Connery's utterly extraordinary pronounciation of "Veshper" and the scene where one of the leading characters emerges from the sea wearing only swimming trunks; an iconic image, even if it had to be filmed in Jamaica to spare Mr Connery any embarassment from emerging from the autumnal English Channel. The film earns itself an unfortunate reputation when Marylin Monroe - intially cast as Vesper Lynd - takes the method acting a bit too far just before the picture is released. The film ends on Bond vowing to avenge himself on SMERSH, which he does in...
From Russia with Love (1963): A riot of exotic colour, and notable for the film's first cliffhanger ending. An initial draft of the script, introducing SPECTRE as the villains, is dumped as unnecessary and pointlessly friendly towards evil Bolshevieks. Author Ian Fleming has a cameo role as one of the naked fighting gypsy girls. Truman Capote's Rosa Klebb is another higlight. The film is nominated as Best Picture for the Academy Awards but appears to lose out to the damn-near unwatchable Tom Jones. With this disappointment, as he spills to the wine-red floor, will James Bond return?
Dr No (1964): Yes. It's making far too much money to stop now. With Fleming duly tucked up in dead, Eon decide to push the envelope (whatever that means) and let themselves loose on Fleming's most outlandish novel. As a mark of respect to his friend, Noel Coward agrees to take on the role of Dr No, as long as he can wear one of his own dressing gowns and his steel claws are the precisely the girth of the third assistant director's penis. The scene where he invites Bond to dinner and regales him with three hours of camp theatrical anecdotes and random bitching about Dame Sybil Thorndyke - "Thorndyke by name, Thorny Dyke by nature, my dear" - is heavily cut. Still, the film-makers do show some of the restraint later absent from the series when the sequence with the giant squid, a long-lost fan "Holy Grail" deleted scene, is excised for being a ) too long and b ) too stupid. Dr No does drown in a cloud of guano, although not until Coward has delivered of one of the immortal speeches of the Bond series "Oh/ What a to-do/ I am covered in poo. My dears/ I once was No/ And now I'm Not."
In 1965, Sean Connery starts getting stroppy, so they try to drown him.
Thunderball (1965): Introduces Bond's Aston Martin and the pre-credis sequence in which he jet-packs off the Chateau, squirts water over his pursuers and then ejects his Japanese female sidekick out of the car's roof is hailed by many as four minutes of uber-Bond, but most as insanely misogynistic and racist. Eon takes this as a compliment. The rest of the film continues as is, for to mess with it would be vandalism. However, halfway through filming the underwater battle scene, and after a hard day of screaming down the telephone for a share of the loot, Connery does get suspicious when his polyurethane underwater jetpack is replaced by a lead one. Agreeing to finish the film, Connery vows that it will be his last.
This places Eon in a quandary: Thunderball earns a zillion dollars (inflation adjusted) and the name Connery is big business.
Hence...
Neil Connery: 1967
On Her Majesty's Secret Service (1967): "You Know the Name! You Know the Number!" the adverts screamed. We also know a completely abject performance when we see one. Fundamentally inexperienced, Connery v2.0 goes down like a rat in a pram. Deciding against the condescending "Bond has had to have plastic surgery" routine, Eon are still accused of breaking the fourth wall with dialogue such as "Do you have any brothers, Count?" / "No, Sir Hillary. Do you?" / (Staring straight at camera and winking as if suddenly palsied) "Yesh". Eon accused of huge cynicism. They take this as a compliment. Becomes controversial in later years when ABC splits the film in two for television and hires Sean Connery to do a voiceover as Bond. Time becomes kind to the neglected film - which contains many of the series' best scenes, when Connery's not in them - and some delusionists will even claim that the leading man's tears in the final scene are evidence of true talent rather than director Peter Hunt mashing his testes with a broken pencil, off-camera. Also controversial is the casting of Tracy - whilst having an acting heavyweight supporting the untried Connery may be laudable, 73 year-old Gwen Ffrangcon-Davies is, it has to said, unconvincing in some stunt sequences. The rumour that she ate a murray mint before a love scene haunts the picture to this day.
Sean Connery: 1970 - 1971
You Only Live Twice (1970): The punning title aside, the real Connery's return to the series is a triumph. Set mainly in Japan, Bond avenges the death of his wife and there's some volcano madness too. The acting is largely dreadful. Asked why he returned to the series after rejecting it so vehemently in 1965, Connery admits that being offered Belgium was a substantial incentive. He claims that he intends to flatten it and build the world's largest golf course and that he will put his brother in charge. He later admits that the bit about his brother was a lie.
During the filming of
The Man with the Golden Gun (1971): Connery discovers that Belgium is too small for his ego and demands Germany. After three seconds of debate, Broccoli and Saltzman refuse and Connery walks, although by this stage, lumbers would be more apt. He retires to Bruges to be closer to his money.
Filming is suspended with little over a quarter shot whilst a new Bond is sought. Fortunately, little enough imagination is required to hire
Roger Moore [1973-1983]
The Man with the Golden Gun (1973): Deciding that by this stage the audience could not be any more condescended, the film-makers opt for the "plastic surgery whilst being brainwashed" routine as some sort of way of explaining how the Bond of the early part of the film - a hog of a Scot - is somehow changed by the Russians into a skinny ginger Englishman. The audience, largely accepting any old rubbish by this stage, are happy to buy it, and the scene when Moore tries to kill June Whitfield's M is a series highspot. Even though the script has evident problems, Christopher Lee's scruffy Cuban gangster is a genuine departure for the actor, although the fangs seem a touch trite on reflection. The ending of the film, in a hall of mirrors in which Bond's face is seen to change from Connery to Moore back to Connery and then Moore again is proclaimed as "a serious study of fragmented identity" by someone on this website probably, but most people know "too cheap to reshoot" when they see it.
Live and Let Die (1974): And so we come to this, the (no pun intended) black sheep (although this is a joke in the script, God help us). Due to the ("plot" critical) scene in which Moore's Bond blacks up to infiltrate the Harlem den of Mr Big, this film has not been shown on British television since May 1982 and for years was only ever available on bootleg VHS from that bloke on the market. The redemption of the film may never yet happen, and the (briefly available) DVD release of 2002 only compounded the error: digitally rendering Moore white (but being unable to redub his feeble attempts at patois) sent the police round to Rodney King's again.
Due to the race riot in Letchworth in July 1974, Harry Saltzman withdraws from the partnership. A euphemism for being utterly broke due to being a greedy loony.
Diamonds are Forever (1976): Following Live and Let Die, which they rather enjoyed, the government of South Africa invites Broccoli to make his first "go-alone" Bond film there, which after thirteen seconds of doubt, he agrees to. Careful to avoid accusations of racism and black-bashing, with his usual fist around the jugular of world affairs, Broccoli insists on all lead characters being white. This does not improve matters, but the film becomes a particular favourite with the KKK - they are able to project it onto their robes. The last film to feature Blofeld, the casting of Kevin McClory as the villain is initially accepted by McClory as a great compliment, but his family become suspicious the day after filming is completed when he does not return home. To this day, Eon deny that the death scene where Blofled is force-fed his cat and then hacked to death in a combine harvester is a snuff movie. One of cinema's most mysterious... mysteries.
A hiatus is necessary. But James Bond will return...
I didn't see CR so, yes, I've kept up the "boycott".
Posted 01 March 2007 - 11:52 AM
Back OT, I've noticed a few posters have mentioned or listed a Jinx and/or Wai Lin film. If Eon never considered doing a Felix Leiter film, which I definitely would've lined up for, I really don't see why a film on either Jinx or Wai Lin was even considered.
Posted 01 March 2007 - 02:06 PM
(I'm surprised, BTW, that I seem to be the only person on CBn who ever mentions this screenplay - shouldn't it be the Holy Grail of Bond fandom?)
Posted 01 March 2007 - 02:40 PM
(I'm surprised, BTW, that I seem to be the only person on CBn who ever mentions this screenplay - shouldn't it be the Holy Grail of Bond fandom?)
With such Bon Mots as "Yo mamma", the only thing the Jinx script would be good for is to keep the furnace burning.
Posted 01 March 2007 - 03:28 PM
Posted 01 March 2007 - 03:43 PM
I just tried to PM you a list of Bond script's that I would put in the grail category above Jinx, but it told me you don't allow messages.
Posted 01 March 2007 - 03:46 PM
Posted 01 March 2007 - 09:56 PM
I just tried to PM you a list of Bond script's that I would put in the grail category above Jinx, but it told me you don't allow messages.
Posted 01 March 2007 - 10:24 PM
Posted 01 March 2007 - 10:41 PM
Are you going to post your "deviated" list of Bond history, Andrew?
Posted 01 March 2007 - 11:26 PM
Posted 02 March 2007 - 01:04 AM
Posted 02 March 2007 - 01:18 AM
You know what, you're damn right!ConneryBond proving he's still the champ would make for a nice swansong I think.
Posted 02 March 2007 - 01:21 AM
Christopher Lee can play Blofeld.
Posted 02 March 2007 - 03:27 AM
I just tried to PM you a list of Bond script's that I would put in the grail category above Jinx, but it told me you don't allow messages.
Really? That's strange. I'll have a look at my controls to see if it's something to do with the settings.
Posted 02 March 2007 - 03:37 AM
You found me out DB5-I'm not fair minded at all. Probably why I didn't drink the kool-aid.I'm not sure if that's a will of steel or sheer bloodymindedness. Rye and Benson may not, as you say, be fans of Moore; knowing one of them personally for many years, I happen to know that's certainly true in his case. But I don't think either of them has "passed" on seeing any Moore Bond film because they know - as any fair minded person surely does - that to give in to any self-indulgent boycott is to forfeit one's right to comment generally. For instance, how can you answer which is your favourite Bond film if you have chosen not to see one? It would be impossible to do so.
It is a particular pity in this case because I happen to believe that you have passed on THE classic film of the series - and I write as someone who for decades has regarded OHMSS as the peak of the series. And when Craig was first announced, I was definitely dubious and remained a fence-sitter for quite a while. But I had to give the guy a chance and came out convinced that he is the best guy, bar none, to assume the role. Subsequent viewings have reinforced that view (and, believe me, working in TV as I do, I'm not easily impressed or swayed by hype). An open mind is far more rewarding than a will of steel.
Posted 02 March 2007 - 04:44 AM
You know what, you're damn right!ConneryBond proving he's still the champ would make for a nice swansong I think.
I've always really liked the thought of Connery facing off against Scaramanga (who I agree would probably be best to recast in that case), and the dark, bizarre world of TMWTGG would make for a great backdrop to Connery's grizzled veteran Bond.
Posted 02 March 2007 - 05:18 AM
Posted 02 March 2007 - 12:17 PM
Posted 02 March 2007 - 12:39 PM
You know what, you're damn right!ConneryBond proving he's still the champ would make for a nice swansong I think.
I've always really liked the thought of Connery facing off against Scaramanga (who I agree would probably be best to recast in that case), and the dark, bizarre world of TMWTGG would make for a great backdrop to Connery's grizzled veteran Bond.
I think with TMWTGG Bond should about 45 (which Connery would have been in '74) and Scamanga about 30-35, young and cocky. I see the basic premise of "my" Golden Gun one of the king (Bond) returning from exile to discover that a younger, seemingly better version of himself has taken the "throne", which is what Die Another Day is really, except that they i) are at pains to point it out, and ii) botch it up something royal. I agree with you that it should definitly be a "cat and mouse" game, just Bond vs. Scaramanga. No laser weapons or sun power schemes.
I do like Moore and Lee's performances, alot, but I find young upstart vs. aging vetern, current champ vs. former champ, a more intriguing duel than "light vs. dark".
Posted 02 March 2007 - 02:18 PM
Posted 02 March 2007 - 04:54 PM
You found me out DB5-I'm not fair minded at all. Probably why I didn't drink the kool-aid.
Posted 02 March 2007 - 05:50 PM
Posted 02 March 2007 - 09:10 PM
Edited by I never miss, 02 March 2007 - 10:03 PM.
Posted 03 March 2007 - 05:40 PM
I just tried to PM you a list of Bond script's that I would put in the grail category above Jinx, but it told me you don't allow messages.
Really? That's strange. I'll have a look at my controls to see if it's something to do with the settings.
I've tried to send you PM's for years, and it never has allowed it. I think I even PM'd the CBn team to try and pass a message along some time ago (before I was a Team Member). Cannot remember if I ever got a reply to that, either.
I thought you were just in deep cover.
Posted 03 March 2007 - 09:32 PM
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