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[Daniel Craig the cool 007]

Why is it so that the audience never get to see a genuine graphic sex scene in a Bond movie?I know that 007 is suppose to be a role model for teens but EON could make a more "basic-instinct" 007 with real violence and sex....But i know that they wont do that coz they are gonna suffer at the boxoffice as the youngster constitute a plus for James now and in the future when these teens get old ...Do you think that Bond actually beds those women coz we dont see happens next(we only see them kissing and assuming that they have great sex but thats all).Maybe those girls(i.e the Bond babe characters)get nothing...Im talking about the scenes when we dont see what happens next...Do you think that 007 actually has penetrative intercourse or just some naked flirting???????Do you also think that 007 masturbate in his spare time when he has too much pressure for e.g or when he doesnt get girls to have sex???
Why for instance does 007 never has anal sex or ?
Thats a twisted post i know but i would like to get your opinion on that coz i read those stuff somewhere in a magazine a few years back relating those kind of question...Cheers

[spynovelfan]

Bonkers.

Of course Bond masturbates. Nobody does it better.

[Santa]

I think you have a problem.

[Daniel Craig the cool 007]

Lol...No for real, why is it not shown or subtly known or suggested?I want graitous sex in 007 flicks(i know that you are gonna say, to go and see pørn if i want sex but i want to see the basic instincts come up on screen of bond instead of Innuendos)I think Craig will be perfect for showing those dark corners of 007

[spynovelfan]

I think I once saw a film called Dark Corners on Dutch TV.

[Santa]

Lol...No for real, why is it not shown or subtly known or suggested?I want graitous sex in 007 flicks(i know that you are gonna say, to go and see pørn if i want sex but i want to see the basic instincts come up on screen of bond instead of Innuendos)I think Craig will be perfect for showing those dark corners of 007

The only people who really want to see that are those who are not getting any themselves. For the rest of us, seeing it in graphic detail is not actually that sexy or informative (pørn is good, but it's just for fun ). Bond should be a bit more sophisticated.

[ComplimentsOfSharky]

Bond should be a bit more sophisticated.

Right, exactly right. Now let's leave this thread and never come back.

[Johnboy007]

I think the sex is just implied.

Although I do have a theory that they play strip backgammon at least some of the time.

[spynovelfan]

Bond should be a bit more sophisticated.

Right, exactly right. Now let's leave this thread and never come back.

No, let's keep it up. As it were.

I heard Bond 22's working title is DR NO, DON'T STOP, MORE, MORE!

Incidentally, shouldn't this thread be restricted '2' everyone *but* minors?

[Santa]

I'd love to be adult and ignore this but I can't help laughing. Poor Daniel Craig the cool 007, he's obviously a bit lonely . Sounds like Spynovelfan knows how to help, though. Try that 'Dark Corners', it sounds good .

[spynovelfan]

It was really good, but I had a problem with the main actor's proportions.

[David Schofield]

Come on, isn't any movie where the star is called Roger Moore likely to be a pørn film anyway?

LALD tag line: "More. Much more. Roger Moore", says it all, I think.

[Santa]

I don't want to see Bond's come-face. That would be most off-putting .

[Diabolik]

Why is it so that the audience never get to see a genuine graphic sex scene in a Bond movie? Do you think that 007 actually has penetrative intercourse or just some naked flirting???????

Did you see DAD? Bond climaxes in Jinx! Did it work? Personally, I don't think so.

Great filmmaking doesn't have to be so graphic, whether it be violence or sex. To imply and let the viewer imagine what they want is much more effective. Hitchcock got it, EON gets it (with the exception of that crossdressing director that did DAD).

Edited by Diabolik, 04 September 2006 - 03:05 PM.

[DamnCoffee]

Id rather not see Bond having a full blown orgasm like we saw in DAD or having a wank, i'd rather the movies just stayed like they are now

[avl]

Ooops, I just came

[Agent Spriggan Ominae]

Well, we know Bond's a "cunning linguist" if you know what I mean.

[Athena007]

I really don't think graphic sex is necessary in 007 films. Let him flirt and "turn you on"... as for the rest we know what happens there's no need to show it. James Bond is classier than that (maybe not off camera, but I think you know what I mean).

[Qwerty]

Unnecessary.

[Loomis]

Id rather not see Bond having a full blown orgasm like we saw in DAD

Y'know, I never realised that that was what it was. I thought it was just the usual Brosnan facial contortions and strange wheezing and grunting.

[ACE]

I think we'll get adult, graphic Bond when the novels are faithfully made some decades into the future.

SNF, what Dark Corners have you been hiding in? Eh? Fnaar, fnaar!

[Agent Spriggan Ominae]

I think we'll get adult, graphic Bond when the novels are faithfully made some decades into the future.

Oh yes, the novels were very kinky. It seems Fleming had a thing for unusual fetishes, especially sadomasochism

[Bond Bombshell]

007 is the only man on the planet who never needs to yank his plank, because he always has women coming out of his ears.

Daniel Craig the cool 007, I suggest you have a cold shower, and make sure you put your boxing gloves on before you go to bed. There is a real danger that an addiction to pørn and masturbation can leave you looking like this -

[Bondian]

I don't think we'll ever see a James Bond film whereby full sexual intercourse is displayed. What would be the point. Ah, now I see it.

I'd prefer the films to stick to suggestiveness and camera pans as opposed to cranking up the volume in the love making department. Besides. Would Bond buy his condoms from Saville Row or from 'Herpes' his local chemist.

Maybe 'Q' would make Bond a "Vodka Martini, Shaken not Stirred" flavoured condom.

Q "Now. Please pay attention OO7!".

Bond "A Gherkin Q?".

Q "No. Your new MI6 budget cut, OO7"!.

Bond "Fine. But at least you could have designed it in my Tartan Clan colours".

Cheers,

Ian

[spynovelfan]

Come on, isn't any movie where the star is called Roger Moore likely to be a pørn film anyway?

Especially when written by someone who used to write soft pørn. Moore's Bond attempts re-entry, delves deep, has one woman while another's in a cupboard, etc. The lyric to THE SPY WHO LOVED ME is from the point of view of a woman who has opened herself up to experimenting sexually as a result of Bond's amazing prowess:

'I wasn't lookin' but somehow you found me
I tried to hide from your love light
But like heaven above me the spy who loved me
Is keepin' all my secrets safe tonight

And nobody does it better
Though sometimes I wish someone could
Nobody does it quite the way you do
Did you have to be so good?

The way that you hold me whenever you hold me
There's some kind of magic inside you
That keeps me from runnin' but just keeps me comin'
How'd you learn to do the things you do?

And nobody does it better
Makes me feel sad for the rest
Nobody does it half as good as you
Baby, baby, darlin' you're the best'

Pretty graphic, isn't it?

[Santa]

You're getting a bit too into this, snf. Going through a bit of a dry spell, maybe?

[Byron]

Surely Bond has sired a few kids through his serial womanising. This is an aspect that annoys me as it is never raised in the films.

Same applies to Conan the comic character.

[dee-bee-five]

Why is it so that the audience never get to see a genuine graphic sex scene in a Bond movie?I know that 007 is suppose to be a role model for teens but EON could make a more "basic-instinct" 007 with real violence and sex....But i know that they wont do that coz they are gonna suffer at the boxoffice as the youngster constitute a plus for James now and in the future when these teens get old ...Do you think that Bond actually beds those women coz we dont see happens next(we only see them kissing and assuming that they have great sex but thats all).Maybe those girls(i.e the Bond babe characters)get nothing...Im talking about the scenes when we dont see what happens next...Do you think that 007 actually has penetrative intercourse or just some naked flirting???????Do you also think that 007 masturbate in his spare time when he has too much pressure for e.g or when he doesnt get girls to have sex???
Why for instance does 007 never has anal sex or ?

D'you know what? I've gone through life happily without ever once considering any of these questions. But then isn't it usually the case that the more someone talks about sex, the less (or worse) sex they're having?

it is never raised in the films.

Isn't that the point the original poster was making...?

[Athena007]

Come on, isn't any movie where the star is called Roger Moore likely to be a pørn film anyway?

[edit] The lyric to THE SPY WHO LOVED ME is from the point of view of a woman who has opened herself up to experimenting sexually as a result of Bond's amazing prowess: [edit] Pretty graphic, isn't it?

And who could forget Rita Coolidge's "All Time High"

But then we're two of a kind, we move as one.

I'm in so strong and so deep, and so are you.

[Mister Asterix]

And he strikes... like Thunderball.