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How would YOU kill Bond?

Started by iexpectu2die , Aug 09 2006 08:48 PM

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#31 dee-bee-five

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Posted 19 September 2006 - 03:22 PM

I was going to feed Bond to my pet python, but he would only kill it.... :P


He'd only do it for a laugh. But then, not being English, you'd probably find his sense of humour difficult to follow... :)

#32 bond_girl_double07

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Posted 19 September 2006 - 03:24 PM

Lock him up in a room with the jealous husband of a woman he has bedded, a chef he has insulted and a tailor he has infuriated.


Ooooo, good one!

#33 Blonde Bond

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Posted 19 September 2006 - 03:29 PM

As Dr.Isaac I. Scream ,I'd put Mr.Bond in my Snowcone-O-Matic , and feed the snowcone to a bunch of ice cream hungry children.

BUAHA HA HA HAA BUAHA HA HA HAA !

#34 DaveBond21

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Posted 21 September 2006 - 02:46 AM

He'd only do it for a laugh. But then, not being English, you'd probably find his sense of humour difficult to follow...




LOL. Although I am actually English..... :)

#35 OmarB

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Posted 21 September 2006 - 04:09 AM

Tie him to a chair and play him The Sound Of Music till he's about to crack, and just at that moment I shoot him in the face 7 times (no more, no less).

#36 DaveBond21

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Posted 21 September 2006 - 11:53 PM

Yeah, but remember the baddies never win....


....he would somehow escape, that blasted Bond!!!

:) ...he killed my pet python and my torture mentor..... :P

#37 Blunt Instrument

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Posted 22 September 2006 - 03:53 PM

Car Bomb...
or rather tamper with his Aston Martin's Self-destruct system

or change the side that the steering wheel is on from the UK side to the US side, but "forget" to change the ejector seat charge...

or... just push him into a busy intersection in a large metropolitan city...

#38 00Twelve

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Posted 09 October 2006 - 08:19 PM

Pretty much just capture the guy, walk up to him, put a gun to his forehead, and pull the trigger. It's the one method they haven't tried.

#39 Daddy Bond

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Posted 09 October 2006 - 08:27 PM

I'd put him on Jason Bourne's hitlist(the older Bonds that is). Craig looks like it might be a pretty even fight.

Hey, that'd make an interesting movie. "Bond vs. Bourne"

Hmmmm?

#40 Double-0-Seven

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Posted 09 October 2006 - 08:34 PM

I'd simply poison his martini. :)

#41 Thunderfinger

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Posted 09 October 2006 - 08:38 PM

I would re-cast David Niven.
Problem solved.

#42 Jaws0178

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Posted 11 October 2006 - 12:02 AM

I'd put him on Jason Bourne's hitlist(the older Bonds that is). Craig looks like it might be a pretty even fight.

Hey, that'd make an interesting movie. "Bond vs. Bourne"

Hmmmm?


Maybe you could do that as a fan fiction. Ya know, CIA asks MI-6 for help in stopping Bourne, something like that.

#43 elvis-the-burgerking

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Posted 11 October 2006 - 08:11 AM

The way only a woman can.........max his credit cards. :)

#44 Bon-san

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Posted 11 October 2006 - 07:10 PM

Red wine with fish.

#45 Daddy Bond

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Posted 11 October 2006 - 07:37 PM

Poison Gas (it always worked on Wonder Woman).

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#46 killkenny kid

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Posted 11 October 2006 - 08:06 PM

Make him watch any movie starring, Owen Wilson and Ben Whatshisname. :)

#47 DaveBond21

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Posted 12 October 2006 - 06:17 AM

Feed him to my pet giant scorpion.


To my dismay he escapes and shoves me into a mincer, ouch!!!!


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#48 sharpshooter

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Posted 12 October 2006 - 07:05 AM

I would get some accurate marksmen for once who dont aim behind a running 007.

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Posted 19 October 2006 - 06:08 AM

Try to spear him while he is tied up.

Sadly, his gadget from Q slices off my head.


:)

#50 TheREAL008

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Posted 26 October 2006 - 04:23 PM

I would just shoot him in the head, right beteween the eyes..then chop his head off, burn the body...then scatter the ashes.

James Bond wouldn't be returning anymore after that, and 008...moi...would get all the glory :P


Then I'd take Moneypenny and give her a night she'd always remember :)

Edited by TheREAL008, 26 October 2006 - 04:24 PM.

#51 moorebond82

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Posted 30 October 2006 - 09:43 PM

I would get alex from a clockwork orange to kill him.

#52 Number Two

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Posted 21 November 2006 - 09:20 PM

I build an intricate system of tunnels underneath MI6 HQ and in doing so, cause the foundations to collapse.

Unfortunately, Bond is on another holiday at the time.

#53 Adler 001

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Posted 22 November 2006 - 02:33 PM

Stuck him in prison and give him just bad tea to drink.

Mwhahhahaha ! I'm the king of the wor..!

-BANG !

#54 darthbond

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Posted 30 November 2006 - 03:29 AM

I'd simply poison his martini. :)


Already tried! :P Here is what I would do... Lay him on the railroad tracks, tie him to them and have Mary Goodnight watch him... No... He would use a gadget... Exploding his Aston Martin. Yes! That would work!!!!!

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Posted 30 November 2006 - 03:41 AM

How to kill Bond... easy. Cast Colin Ferrell and let Uwe Boll direct for the next 4 movies or so. Should have him out of commission for at least a decade :)

#56 Gennie Lynd

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Posted 10 December 2006 - 12:51 AM

shoot him whale I hold him captive! La-duh!!!!

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Posted 10 December 2006 - 01:09 AM

Lock him in a room with nothing but speakers that replay all his one-liners from his old movies.


But maybe he'd like that....


Ok, how about getting his latest Bond girl to tell him that she's pregant with his child.


.... and that its triplets.

#58 Mollaka

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Posted 10 December 2006 - 09:53 AM

push him off a crane with his hands handcuffed.


but should check that he doesn't have a parachute in his watch...

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Posted 13 December 2006 - 02:23 AM

Throw him in a pool of water that has sharks with frickin laser beams attached to their heads!

#60 Dr. Kananga

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Posted 19 December 2006 - 03:43 PM

I would simply Ask him to jump off a cliff.
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