Goldeneye is one of those movies I just couldn't see what all the hoopla was all about. Personally, I think in the advent of the Arnolds, Stallones, Willisis and Van Damms, people, especially Bond fans were way to excited and even more forgiving for GE as it had a 6 year absence. People thought Bond was dead and when he returned in the form of Brosnan, people rejoiced. I didn't and I was only 10 years old at the time BUT I knew enough about Bond and how I expected a Bond film to play out.
You have wisdom beyond your years, double o ego.

The PTS. What the hell?? The bungee jump was fantastic but lacked the bad a rse execution of the parachute jump in TSWLM then, everything goes down hill from there. In fact, the moment I realised Brosnan was miscast was the moment Sean Bean appeared. Bean had the coldness in his eyes as he killed and even the way he moved was a lot more swift and Bond-like. He should have been Bond. Upto the point where Bond starts shooting the canisters and hops onto the assembly line and hauls his a rse out of there, he came off as rookie-ish. The icing on the proverbial cake was when Bond now hops onto a bike and zooms after a plane and proceeds to then, not only free fall without a parachute after it but to then make it inside the cockpit and gain control, escaping death and flying the plane up, up and away.
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Then we are forced to bare witness to a rather embarrasing scene where the notion of Bond's existence and relevance in a post cold war and PC world have us in a choke hold. I think the film's biggest crime is it's inconsistency. We have Bond on the verge of apologising for who he is and yet, it's his old tricks of the trade that is on display in full effect, being used to ultimately save the world.
The characters were mediocre. I never cared for Wade, he was useless and any comic relief he was intended to bring fell flat. The Russian defence minister was fantastic. I found Dench's M rather inept, with the whole, "My sources say the GE satellite can't possibly exist" rubbish to be just that. Rubbish. Then there was that rather stupid exchange of identifying and explaining what an EMP was. Huh?? I was 10 years old and I knew what an EMP was and this is something that was heavily made aware of back in the 40s and here we are, in a post cold war world and we have Brosnan feeling as though he's flexing his cerebral dexterity muscles by giving us a Collins dictionary definition of what an EMP is. Urgh!
Onnatop was crazy and a tad too OTT. However, credit to Famke for showing such range and enthusiasm, it's almost hard to imagine she's the same Dr Jean Grey in the X-men movies. Bean's villainous 006 was great. He imo actually had the best dialogue through out the whole movie but was ruined by the fact that his character who is supposed to know Bond so well, routinely under-estimated him. Valentine Sukofski was a great characetr and shamefully over shadowed Brosnan. In fact, Brosnan being over shadowed was a regular occurance in the movie and that's primarily because when it came to acting, he was outclassed by each and every one of his co-stars. Brosnan was just coasting along, saved by the fact that he WAS Bond.
Bond's dialogue and delivery was pathetic. One could see that not once did he ever try to emmerse himself and allow himself to actually become Bond. It's quite clear he was content with just running around pretending to be Bond. His delivery of the name introduction is the worst in the series and where he really FAILED at delivering the line was in TWINE during the escape from then underground cavern with Dr. Christmas Jones...but that's for another review.
Then, there's this business with Brosnan feeling the need to blow the last words out of his mouth through his nose. Why? I never ever understood why he did that through out his entire run as Bond.
Anyway, Brosnan just tried too hard to replicate what had been done before instead of making Bond his own and even replicating what had been done, he failed at miserably. Lazenby pretty much aped Connery and he still to some extent not only made the role his own but he did a damn good job overall, especially when one considers his lack of acting experience. It's pretty clear Brosnan tried to ape the charm of Moore but inevitably came up short (cheesy Brosnan-esque pun intended).
The action overall again was mediocre. Brosnan running around as though he has a stick up his bum, firing guns with his lips pushed out like he's "modelling for, just for men", the hand to hand combat with 006 could have been better but 006's death again was somewhat of a joke. That fall should have killed him instantly. Overall, there were way too many guns firing and explosions for a film about a secret agent. There was no tact, no stealth, it was all, "hey look at me! I'm James Bond now now watch me do this!" Urgh!! Don't even get me started on the tank scene. Everything just seemed so, generic.
Natalya was a good Bond girl but forgettable, Borris was entertaining enough and as for the humour, the only time I laughed was when Onnatop told Bond she wouldn't lose any sleep over him not calling or what ever the convo in the car was about as she pulled up to the statue grave yard, only for Bond to apply his infamouse judo chop to the neck and reply, "sweet dreams". It's not that funny but I had to find something legitimate to laugh at.
It's almost hard to imagine that Campbell is the same guy who directed CR who directed the superiorly inferior GE.
I rate GE a 5/10. I give it props for crossing the confines of the cold war era but the film overall didn't seem to know what it was doing or what it wanted to be. Besides that and the fact that the entire Brosnan era made a killing at the BO, other than that, the Brosnan era is pretty forgettable. In fact, I think more people remember DAD more so than any other Brosnan film for 3 reasons, Halle Berry, the invisible car and of course, just how awful the film was.
I don't hate Brosnan and I don't hate his Bond, I just have a low opinion of his era and tenure and feel that he never ever once really fought to step up to the plate to embrace the role. Instead he settled for the cheques. GE had potential, it shows in various parts of the movie but really, Brosnan looked like a middle aged kid running around in a Bond-inspired theme park. Shame.
Excellently written review. Folks have some heavy criticisms of DAD, but a lot of elements fans disliked about DAD existed throught Brosnan's tenure starting with GE, e.g., cheesey dialogue, fake looking SFX, odd mixture of the silly and the serious. At least in DAD, Brosnan's Bond acted his toughest and most confident which is a large reason it's my favorite of his 4.
The Adventures of Natalya and her Sidekick James Bond
I actually relished that Natalya had her own plotline and her character introduced to us and developed somewhat way before she meets Bond. She wasn't there just for eye candy.
If you read one of the earlier drafts of TWINE, you will see that movie almost became THE ADVENTURES OF ELEKTRA KING, CHRISTMAS JONES, M, and their SIDEKICK JAMES BOND. According to some literature I read, Brosnan was unhappy with the beefed-up female parts because it drew attention from him. They couldn't really rewrite the M-Elektra plotline because it was at the heart of the film, so they basically made the following changes to Christmas Jones to make Bond more in-focus:
1. Originally, Christmas is the one that figures out that the plutonium was stolen to make a bigger, and better Bomb. In the film, they delay this realization until the Istanbul safe house scene, and switch it to Bond.
2. In the Pipeline COntrol Room Center, it is her that heads out to diffuse the bomb. She asks for help from her fellow IDA physicists, but they all look embarassed and afraid. Instead, Bond offers to help her. - In the film, Bond heads out, and she follows.
3. Christmas is the one be suspicious when Zukovsky mentions that submarine. She grills him about it and figures out that Elektra wants to use the reactor - in the film, it's Bond who figures this out - and Christmas agrees.
4. In the final scene in the reactor, it is Christmas who open the hatch to flood the reactor. Bond is busy fleeing, but she yells at him to come back and help her. - In the film, Christmas is still the one that realizes the reactor could spark and explode, but it is Bond who open the hatch to flood the reactor while telling Christmas to head up to the torpedo bay.
5. That last line about "X-mas coming once a year" was originally uttered by Christmas herself, but she says "You know, James, I think Christmas is coming early this year."
Anyhow, I can sort of understand why they had to rewrite Christmas's character somewhat. Bond was really starting to become a bystander in his own movie.
That same problem hurt the entire Brosnan-era. Bond was becoming a supporting character in his own films. One of the main things I love about Casino Royale is how Bond became the central character again for the first time post-Timothy Dalton. I loved how Solange and Vesper seemed more like pre-Brosnan era Bond girls in the tradition of Tatiana, Domino, Tracy, Solitaire, Andrea, Melina, Octopussy and Kara who complemented Bond very well rather than trying be female versions of him. If Barbara Broccoli wishes to produce movies where all the action and drama is driven exclusively by female characters, that's fine. She just need to do it on her non-Bond films. Bond needs to be the main hero in his own picture.
I'm glad to read TWINE did undergo those rewrites. Even though it's my least favorite Brosnan Bond film, it does have the virtue of not having him run across a female version of himself.