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[Genrewriter]

Taylor, he'd throw confetti first causing a diversion.

Keith Richards

vs.

cockroaches

[Jim]

Roaches = unkillable


Charles Nelson Reilly

v.

Rip Taylor

Rip Taylor, whatever one of those might be.

Of my twin sons, currently having a real life fight because the one thinks the other has stolen his PSP (he hasn't; I have)

Twin one - four foot nine

vs.

Twin two - largely the same (twins, see?) but about to be scarred for life if twin one doesn't put that fork down.

Taylor, he'd throw confetti first causing a diversion.

Keith Richards

vs.

cockroaches

No obvious difference between the two. But still cockroaches.

[Genrewriter]

Twin one

An anteater that has been injected with HGH

vs.

a wolverine high on PCP

[Jim]

Twin one

An anteater that has been injected with HGH

vs.

a wolverine high on PCP

The anteater: the wolverine will think there are hundreds of them.

Meanwhile, back at the babysitting, Twin 1 has recovered his PSP (I couldn't get it to work) but Twin 2 is now only four foot eight. I just hope he a ) stops crying and b ) grows another inch before Mrs Jim gets home or I'm in real trouble. I will, of course, blame Twin 1.

[Bon-san]

I just hope he a ) stops crying and b ) grows another inch before Mrs Jim gets home or I'm in real trouble.

Which begs the question:

Jim

v.

Mrs. Jim

[Jim]

I just hope he a ) stops crying and b ) grows another inch before Mrs Jim gets home or I'm in real trouble.

Which begs the question:

Jim

v.

Mrs. Jim

Twenty-five minutes until we all find out.

[Jaws0178]

Apparently, the answer was Mrs. Jim.

A Naval Ofiicer
vs.

A Marine

[Double-Oh-Zero]

Apparently, the answer was Mrs. Jim.

A Naval Ofiicer
vs.

A Marine

Marine (not entirely sure what an "Ofiicer" is or isn't capable of).

Keanu Reeves

vs.

pillow sack full of cue balls

[Santa]

Twin one

An anteater that has been injected with HGH

vs.

a wolverine high on PCP

The anteater: the wolverine will think there are hundreds of them.

Meanwhile, back at the babysitting, Twin 1 has recovered his PSP (I couldn't get it to work) but Twin 2 is now only four foot eight. I just hope he a ) stops crying and b ) grows another inch before Mrs Jim gets home or I'm in real trouble. I will, of course, blame Twin 1.

Or maybe Daniel Craig?

[TortillaFactory]

Keanu Reeves

vs.

pillow sack full of cue balls

Keanu Reeves, since presumably it's a battle of muscle and not of acting ability.

Remington Steele

OR

Scarecrow (of "Scarecrow and Mrs. King")?

[Skudor]

Remington Steele... with that hair you can beat anything.


Oily armwrestling match:

Helmut Kohl or Boris Yeltsin?

[Clouseau]

Yeltsin

the Vice President of the United States

vs.

a rooster (assuming no lawyers are standing around nearby)


did anyone catch my hidden joke about the identities of the two competitors?

[Destroy Sillicon Valley]

Derval.
Easily.
No contest at all there.
She's simply the most beautiful Bond girl ever.

Gah. I realise now that my reply was about fifty questions too late.
My apologies.

[Clouseau]

Derval.
Easily.
No contest at all there.
She's simply the most beautiful Bond girl ever.

Gah. I realise now that my reply was about fifty questions too late.
My apologies.

...o...k...

[Mr Malcolm]

Yeltsin

the Vice President of the United States

vs.

a rooster (assuming no lawyers are standing around nearby)


did anyone catch my hidden joke about the identities of the two competitors?

I'd say a nice big cockerel; it could attack Mr Cheney from below while he's scanning the sky for birds to shoot!

Sir Alan Sugar

OR

A blender?

[Jaws0178]

Sir Alan, of course

Oddjob
vs.
Jaws

[Clouseau]

tough one, but i'm gonna go with Oddjob!

Ant

vs

Aardvark

[Jaws0178]

To get this back going again

I'd say the Aardvark

Alice from Resident Evil series

vs.

Lara Croft

[Pam Bouvier]

Lara

Sylvia Trench or Miss Moneypenny?

[Jaws0178]

If I had to go by just the character, I'd say Moneypenny

[Clouseau]

how about:

Mr. T

vs.

Sgt. Slaughter

[Qwerty]

Mr. T.

Bill Cosby or Sharon Osbourne?

[The Richmond Spy]

Sharon


Tony Blair vs. George W. Bush?

[Clouseau]

if it's just one-on-one, i'd say Blair.

Cary Elwes

vs.

Mandy Patinkin

[Qwerty]

Cary Elwes

Cameron Diaz or Lucy Liu?

[Clouseau]

Lucy

Rocky

vs.

Rambo

[Agent 76]

Rambo.


Magneto

vs

Prof. Xavier

[Mr Malcolm]

Magneto has better offensive powers, but Professor X would stop, think...and run him down in his deadly plastic wheelchair.

Kelvin 'I am a horse' McKenzie

OR

A great big nail-bomb?

[Matt_13]

A great big nail-bomb.

The Cookie Monster or Oscar the Grouch?( )

[Mr Malcolm]

COOKIE!


Miss Piggy

OR

Yoda in drag?