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[Pam Bouvier]

Madonna

Blofeld
& sidefight
Mr. Bigglesworth for sure!!

Rosa Klebb or Irma Bunt?

[Clouseau]

Rosa Klebb

Commissioner Charles Dreyfus

vs.

Sir Charles Lytton

Edited by Clouseau, 07 May 2006 - 07:01 PM.

[Pam Bouvier]

Rosa Klebb

Commissioner Charles Dreyfus

vs.

Sir Charles Lytton

Good one...as much as I loved the Sir Charles character, I must say Dreyfus. If we were talking romance, it would be Lytton hands down, but were not, Dreyfus.

Alexis Carrington or Abby Cunningham?

[Clouseau]

Abby

Charles Gray

vs.

Prince Charles

[Pam Bouvier]

Charles Gray

Sam Waterston or Sam Elliot?

[Jim]

Never heard of either of them so let's say Sam E for alphabetical reasons. Did I do a bad thing?

James Blunt

or

A bag

[Santa]

A bag. Even a paper bag.

Noel

or

Liam?

[Jim]

A bag. Even a paper bag.

Noel

or

Liam?

Noel Coward would take Liam any day of the week. Although that might just be gossip.

This Cruise fellow, who seems to be the sort of person to whom one would have referred at school as an utter tick

or

Two point three tons of unstoppable industrial piledriver heading for his skull "at top speed"

[Skudor]

I imagine Cruise would win that one. Nothing will get through that thick skull of his.

Irma Bunt or Rosa Klebb?

[Santa]

Rosa.

Mary Poppins

or

Dick Van D. as the chimney sweep

[Skudor]

Poppins. The umbrella seems like a handier weapon than that chimney sweeping thing.

In mudwrestling:

Madonna or Grace Jones?

[Santa]

Madonna. She's hard.

Michael Knight

or

Crockett?

[Skudor]

Crockett

Topless mudwrestling: Sugababes or Destiny's Child?

[Clouseau]

Destiny's Child

nude mudwrestling:

Beyonce

vs.

JLo

[Jaws0178]

Ooh, good one, Clouseau. Unfortunately, my girlfriend is standing next to me, so I'll have t abstain.... J. Lo!

James Bond

vs.

Joanna Dark

[Bon-san]

Bond


Margaret Thatcher

vs

Rosa Klebb

[ComplimentsOfSharky]

Maggie

Sean in Dr No vs Sean in The Rock

[Clouseau]

i'll say The Rock. all those years of experience seem to have helped him quite a bit!

Sean in TB

vs.

Sean in NSNA

[killkenny kid]

Sean in TB.

Barry Nelson

vs.

Roger Moore

[Skudor]

Roger - he'd charm you to death.

Knife fight:

Connery in Dr No vs Craig now?

[Santa]

Daniel Craig, easily.

Graham Norton

or

Stephen Fry?

[Skudor]

I'll assume you are referring to some sort of rope pulling contest... I reckon Fry would win easily with his heavier frame (although if Norton was given enough time he'd irritate Fry to death).

a game of Scrabble:

George W Bush

or

A 15 year old dyslexic school dropout?

[Clouseau]

Bush!





Felix

vs.

Jinx

[Jaws0178]

Bush!

What are you nuts. The 15 year old. Its obvious you are not an American, Clouseau.

Also, Felix would win hands down

Felicity Shagwell

vs.

Vanessa Kensington

[Clouseau]

Vanessa (given what we find out about her at the beginning of TSWSM)

in an open brawl:

the Detriot Lions

vs.

the Detroit Tigers

Edited by Clouseau, 11 May 2006 - 04:27 PM.

[Santa]

the Detriot Lions

vs.

the Detroit Tigers

Goodness me, they're all American and they're northern, so I'd have to say the end result would just be a mess .

Cast of Cats

or

cast of Rent?

[Jim]

the Detriot Lions

vs.

the Detroit Tigers

Goodness me, they're all American and they're northern, so I'd have to say the end result would just be a mess .

Cast of Cats

or

cast of Rent?

If the fight is "which one is more likely to annoy you to death?", it's damned tricky but probably Cats because it very nearly did, whereas with Rent I just fell asleep (older).

In a fight with a combine harvester

A brick

or

A cat

[Santa]

A brick.

Belle

or

Sebastian?

[Genrewriter]

Belle

An army of roaches armed with state of the art, laser guided weapons technology

or

a Navy SEAL team with a really big can of Raid?

[Bon-san]

Roaches = unkillable


Charles Nelson Reilly

v.

Rip Taylor