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#1 medrecess

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Posted 08 April 2006 - 02:40 PM

Tell me who do you think is the most handsome and attractive JB and the least attractive JB.

Edited by medrecess, 08 April 2006 - 02:43 PM.


#2 Orion

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Posted 08 April 2006 - 02:41 PM

this is a wierd topic

#3 medrecess

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Posted 08 April 2006 - 02:45 PM

this is a wierd topic


What is wierd? How you look is important in this world.It is important to judge who is the most attractive and the least attractive Bond as true fans.

#4 Johnboy007

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Posted 08 April 2006 - 02:48 PM

I detect another enormous Craig bashing is imminent.

#5 tdalton

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Posted 08 April 2006 - 02:50 PM


this is a wierd topic


What is wierd? How you look is important in this world.It is important to judge who is the most attractive and the least attractive Bond as true fans.


No, it's not important to judge who is the most/least attractive as "true fans". And how a person looks is really not that important in this world, regardless of what Hollywood would like to make everyone think.

#6 cvheady007

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Posted 08 April 2006 - 03:25 PM

Honestly, I consider all of the Bonds to be qualified in the looks department.

#7 SeanSean

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Posted 08 April 2006 - 03:30 PM

I'm a married man, lol I guess I'm comfortable enough with my masculinity to answer this.

Most attracive - Connery

Least attractive - Lazenby

#8 Harmsway

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Posted 08 April 2006 - 04:21 PM

One I'd most want to look like: Connery

The one I'd want to look the least like: Lazenby

#9 Leon

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Posted 08 April 2006 - 05:15 PM

What's the point of this topic?

Daniel Craig has come really high in 2 recent women's polls for sexy men and he came second in a GMTV hunkiest Bond poll.

There are always some women who disslike a man, my mother says Pierce Brosnan is, quote, "slimey and unattractive", she thinks Tim Dalton and Sean Connery were the most handsome Bonds. But there is a wide consensus that Daniel Craig is a hunk whether you agree or not and I believe this thread was started with the intention of stirring arguments - so let me just state that before any break out.

#10 mario007

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Posted 08 April 2006 - 05:50 PM

Lazenby is the least attractive IMHO.

#11 Mister Asterix

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Posted 08 April 2006 - 06:13 PM

Most handsome: David Niven

Least handsome: Woody Allen


#12 TortillaFactory

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Posted 08 April 2006 - 06:21 PM

Heh.

Excluding the obvious parodies, there's never really been an UGLY Bond. Lazenby did have a rather large, meaty face. Not really my type. And we all know that Brosnan, for better or worse, was the fairest of them all.

#13 Live&LetDie007

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Posted 08 April 2006 - 06:31 PM

Most attractive: Probably a young Connery tied with Brosnan
Least attractive: Daniel Craig (No doubt) and Lazenby.

#14 Shaun Forever

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Posted 08 April 2006 - 06:49 PM

Looks are not really important to me, though if I had to look like one, would be Mr Brosnan.

#15 SecretAgent007

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Posted 08 April 2006 - 06:56 PM

What does this topic have to do with CR. Shouldn't it be moved to general Bond discussion?

#16 mjr007

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Posted 08 April 2006 - 07:46 PM

Most Attractive- Bronsnan or Connery

Least Attractive- AVTAK's Roger Moore (he just looked so old in that movie)

#17 jaguar007

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Posted 08 April 2006 - 07:51 PM

Most handsome: David Niven

Least handsome: Woody Allen


That is exactly what I was going to say...you beat me to it.

#18 Leon

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Posted 08 April 2006 - 08:21 PM

What does this topic have to do with CR. Shouldn't it be moved to general Bond discussion?


Exactly, it's a deliberate attempt to start an argument over Daniel Craig's looks, if it wasn't it wouldn't be in this thread which is all about Daniel Craig and Casino Royale - but I actually know a number of women who think he's "hot".

#19 Pussfeller

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Posted 08 April 2006 - 08:31 PM

Okay, I'll bite.

1. Pierce Brosnan - Pretty, like a male model.
2. Timothy Dalton - Very striking, in a cruel way. The sharpest-looking Bond.
3. Roger Moore - Very handsome and youthful.
4. Sean Connery - Masculine and rugged.
5. Daniel Craig - Not pretty, but ruggedly handsome.
6. George Lazenby - Not ugly, but somewhat goofy.

#20 jake speed

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Posted 08 April 2006 - 08:54 PM

Most conventionally handsome Bond IMO was Pierce Brosnan.Least conventionally handsome would have to be Daniel Craig.

#21 Dr. Noah

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Posted 08 April 2006 - 10:15 PM

Did I just click into the TIGER BEAT fan forum by mistake?

Or did I just misread it and the topic is really "BEST ACTOR TO PLAY BOND." It IS about acting, right?

#22 Arch Stanton

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Posted 08 April 2006 - 11:00 PM

Though I'm a straight male, if I were to go gay I think either Dalton or Craig would be my type, followed not too far by Brosnan. I think I'd feel neutrel towards Connery, Lazenby and Moore...this is a weird topic.

Edited by Arch Stanton, 08 April 2006 - 11:01 PM.


#23 Myrddin

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Posted 08 April 2006 - 11:44 PM

Most handsome: David Niven

Least handsome: Woody Allen


I agree. David Niven was, for Ian Fleming, a possible James Bond.

Most conventionally handsome Bond IMO was Pierce Brosnan.Least conventionally handsome would have to be Daniel Craig.



???
What hell of convention? From a Brosnan fan forum? No, no, no. However, in his time, Sean Connery was far from hansome then Brosnan, more man for women.

#24 TheREAL008

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Posted 09 April 2006 - 12:03 AM

Most Attrractive: Connery

Least: Craig.

Not tryig to call a spade a spade but....

#25 Bondesque

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Posted 09 April 2006 - 12:41 AM

Best looking --- Connery in From Russian With Love

Worst Looking --- Fat and bored Connery in Diamonds are Forever

Best looking Mummy --- Roger in AVTAK

Best Dracula --- Dalton's Count Chocula Hair in LTK

#26 krypt

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Posted 09 April 2006 - 12:55 AM

Least attractive: Daniel Craig (No doubt) and Lazenby.


Wow. You find Woody Allen more attractive? :tup:


Least: Craig.


Another vote for Woody Allen as attractive!


Least conventionally handsome would have to be Daniel Craig.


Man, there's a lot of Woody Allen lovers on the board!

#27 Aussie21

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Posted 09 April 2006 - 01:22 AM

Most handsome would have to go to Brosnan, least would have to be Lazenby.

That said, I couldn't care less. Now if we're asking about which Bond girl is the sexiest, well that's a topic I could get into. :tup:

#28 luciusgore

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Posted 09 April 2006 - 01:37 AM

If you're asking whom women would want to shag the most, it would probably be Connery, followed by Craig, then Moore, then Lazenby, and finally Dalton. One woman I knew described Dalton as "creepy."

#29 Monsieur B

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Posted 09 April 2006 - 01:52 AM

Where's the interest in this discusison topic?

Why not slightly alter it to something like...

Who is the most hadsome and most horrendous looking James Bond now?

You know? Out of all of them -- as they look now -- who is the handsomest devil of the bunch?

Sorry to try and change the topic, I just thought it would sort of jazz it up a bit.

But to add some worthwhile input; on the whole, I would have to say that Connery was and always will be the handsomest Bond... At least until he dies (God rest his good soul then) because no way would a decomposed corpse beat out Moore for looks -- but Craig, I'm not sure.

:tup:

Just for the record, I strongly support Craig -- certainly going to give one hell of a performance -- just a harmless bit of joking around. Please don't start pelting your shoes.

#30 Live&LetDie007

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Posted 09 April 2006 - 03:11 AM


Least attractive: Daniel Craig (No doubt) and Lazenby.


Wow. You find Woody Allen more attractive? :tup:


Least: Craig.


Another vote for Woody Allen as attractive!


Least conventionally handsome would have to be Daniel Craig.


Man, there's a lot of Woody Allen lovers on the board!


Techincally, Woody Allen was Bond's nephew...