I know what you mean, but from memory GCSE Biology was never like this:
Finally, he took a breast in his hand and used his thumb and forefinger to stimulate the nipple. When it was erect, he slowly and gently twisted it, pulled it, twisted it, pulled it...Tylyn squirmed under him as he alternated between the two breasts. Then, keeping his left hand on one breast and continuing the nipple stimulation, he slid his right hand down to the mound between her legs. Her hair was soft and thin there. She was wet, and his second and third fingers slid inside easily. Tylyn moaned loudly and arched her back as he used his thumb to circle the erogenous zone at the top of her vulva. He kept up this rhythm for several minutes, using her natural lubrication to slide his thumb up and down and around her clitoris, while keeping his two fingers deep within her.
But it isn't very erotic. Very silly, perhaps. But not very erotic.
Oh my... IFP allowed
this to be published in a Bond novel? Did they forget their standards? Maybe Bond novels are pulp literature, but they are still supposed to be literature! This is one of the most ridiculous sex scenes I've ever read.
The scene that Jim transcribed is exactly how I remember, and it's about as sexy as watching paint dry.
(And please don't link me to any paint-drying-fetish websites. I don't want to know.)
Uh, well, if you're watching gold paint dry on Jill Masterton, this
might be sexy

Oh, Hope Kendall. I had forgotten about her. One thing that came to my mind when you mentioned her, wasn't her swingin both ways, but her exam of Bond's prostate. And Benson mentioning that "She wasn't very gentle with that exam, either." How's that for kink?

Now, please someone tell me this is a joke by Trident... Please...
Don't get me wrong: I'd be very happy with graphical sex scenes in Bond novels, as long as they are literary, sexy and hot. Which is not my definition of a prostate exam.