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[Arrant]

Got to admit that the very first thing I did when I heard that Eva Green had got the part was do an image search and found the, by now well researched images from

[Athena007]

Well... what to say, what to say... he's cute in his little tighty-whities!

(but the first set of pics just looks bleh, like he rolled through someones trash, not cute)

[zencat]

No. I can't look. I can't look at a man naked. What if I liked it?

[Flash1087]

No. I can't look. I can't look at a man naked. What if I liked it?

Do it! I did, and I don't regret a thing. I'm actually pretty sure I've seen more horrible things than Daniel Craig without pants.

[zencat]

"I was in the pool! I was in the pool!"

[Righty007]

Why did I come in? I'm not going to click the link though...

[SeanSean]

From the looks of those pics he's definitely packing a PPK..

[Pussfeller]

What is he covered with? It looks like ketchup.

[K1Bond007]

No. I can't look. I can't look at a man naked. What if I liked it?

Hmm. What an odd question. That'd be strange that after all your long years you suddenly turned gay by the sight of Daniel Craig's penis. Just saying... it'd be strange.

[booyeah_]

What is he covered with? It looks like ketchup.

baby food? yuk!

[Jack Bauer]

Well, there's something I thought I'd never see.

[Shaun Forever]

James Bond has a small willy.

[Monsieur B]

God, not another thing to moan about! Hasn't Daniel Craig been through enough already without someone now saying, "Daniel Craig has a small dick, HE CAN'T BE BOND!" Because then we'll have to find photographic evidence of the other Bonds and compare them all and that would just be too much.

On the topic of the pictures, I'm not too worried about looking at them I mean, I have a penis too so it's nothing that I haven't already seen before. I don't know why some of you are afraid of seeing another man's unmentionables.

[Pam Bouvier]

I wouldn't want my body all over the internet, for the world to pick apart. Very low blow (not trying to be funny).
Ashamed to admit I did look. Also ashamed to admit, I found it interesting, very interesting .
Size isn't everything, technique is .
Enough said...at least by me.

[Hawkeye]

"Do women know about shrinkage?"
(George Costanza - "The Hamptons" episode)

[TheSaint]

There was another thread featuring nude photos of Craig that was closed.

[mccartney007]

As a former female coworker once said: "A small penis can be a big penis erect and vice-a-versa."

And until everyone posts a picture of their junk in this thread I'd prefer not to hear criticism about what Craig is packing.

Am I defending another person's genitals? What a day in history.

[killkenny kid]

[quote name='mccartney007' date='27 February 2006 - 02:01' post='524475']
And until everyone posts a picture of their junk in this thread I'd prefer not to hear criticism about what Craig is packing.

Oh, my god. Don't say that, do you know what may happen?

[TortillaFactory]

As a former female coworker once said: "A small penis can be a big penis erect and vice-a-versa."

Vice-versa?

Really?

Okay, I'm only going to say this once: being that he's a spy and everything, Bond really should be a grow-er, not a show-er.

Now I hate myself. And this thread is so destined for closure.

[Vodka Martino]

[quote name='TortillaFactory' date='27 February 2006 - 18:56' post='524484']
[quote]
Okay, I'm only going to say this once: being that he's a spy and everything, Bond really should be a grow-er, not a show-er.

Now I hate myself. And this thread is so destined for closure.
[/quote]

I'm surprised it's stayed up this long. Dammit, there was just no other way for me to phrase that.
Hey Mods, how about we pull the pin and shut this puppy down? Threads like this just give more ammunition to the anti-Craig brigade.

VM

[SecretAgentFan]

Hey, relax. This photo proves nothing. Or as Mr.Craig said before: It

[mccartney007]

If they keep the Eva Green thread open I see no reason why this one shouldn't remain open as well. Not that I'm particularly interested in furthering the anti-Craig debate or discussing the size of Daniel Craig's penis.

[fatima]

I don't see why these pics should fuel either the pro or anti Craig debate, he just looks like a normal guy to me.

Besides these picture are freely available all over the web and virtually all actors these days seem to do full frontal scenes in films, I think it's starting to become a normal part of the job.

[Captain Grimes]

Looks to me that what we've got in these pictures is a flaccid penis of average length (3.5 inches, according to most sources). Seems Craig is measuring up just fine in every way!

[ACE]

Relax. As Jim Carrey says: "It's only skin..."

Danny Boy seems fine with parading his giblets otherwise he wouldn't have gone nude. These actors are exhibitionists. Anyway, he certainly won't be the wurst Bond...

But I can't mention the other Bond candidate who was arrested for indecent exposure...and let off for lack of evidence!

[spynovelfan]

This just proves he's Flemming's Bond.

'Bond had always had an incredibly tiny todger.'

Chapter Six, On Her Majesty's Secret Service

[TortillaFactory]

Oh, SNF. You're such a card.

What the hell were you people expecting, anyway? Dirk Diggler? As has been stated, he's perfectly average.

[WC]

Whoops! Wrong thread. I thought this was the Stick Shift debate.

[Vodka Martino]

Yes, perhaps I over-reacted. But admittedly, the Anti-Bond faction will latch onto anything to give Daniel Craig a hard time. There I go again. Man, it's almost impossible to write anything on this topic without it sounding like a double-entendre.

VM

[stamper]

Craig is sure no John Holmes. I thought Bond should be better hung. Another one the press is going to lashes onto...