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[Obiwan]

Well my favorite quote from Sean was
"Theirs a saying in England where theres smoke theres fire."

[qamar_al_ghameq]

"That's just as bad as listening to the Beatles without earmuffs!"

[Quartermaster007]

Moneypenny - "In the conference room. Something pretty big. Every double-o man in Europe has been rushed in. And the home secretary too! "
Bond - "His wife probably lost her dog."

[Qwerty]

Moneypenny - "In the conference room. Something pretty big. Every double-o man in Europe has been rushed in. And the home secretary too! "
Bond - "His wife probably lost her dog."

'tis a great one. Always manage to laugh at that one.

I'm also fond of: "Would you mind if my friend sits this one out? She's just dead."

Alot of good ones in Thunderball, really.

[Bryce (003)]

Bond: Weren't you a blonde when I came in?

Tiffany: Could be....and which do you prefer?

Bond: Well, providing the collars and cuffs match..*shrugs*

AND

Domino (surprised): How do you know that? How do you know my friends call me "Domino"?

Bond: It on the bracelet on your ankle.

Domino: So...What sharp little eyes you've got.

Bond: Wait 'til you get to my teeth.

Lastly,

Bond to Fiona zipping up her evening dress: "No wonder you can get dressed so quickly." - a clear yet subtle implication she's not wearing a bra, or anything else for that matter, under her dress.

Yeah, Hopkins really put some good bits in Thunderball.

[Quartermaster007]

Moneypenny - "In the conference room. Something pretty big. Every double-o man in Europe has been rushed in. And the home secretary too! "
Bond - "His wife probably lost her dog."

'tis a great one. Always manage to laugh at that one.

I'm also fond of: "Would you mind if my friend sits this one out? She's just dead."

Nearly forgot about that one

And seeing as I'm watching Diamonds Are Forever:

Mr. Wint - "Whooooooooo!!!!"

Kidd - "Well, they're both aboard, and I must say Miss Case seems quite attractive... For a lady!"

"I got a brudder."

[Qwerty]

Domino (surprised): How do you know that? How do you know my friends call me "Domino"?

Bond: It on the bracelet on your ankle.

Domino: So...What sharp little eyes you've got.

Bond: Wait 'til you get to my teeth.

Lastly,

Bond to Fiona zipping up her evening dress: "No wonder you can get dressed so quickly." - a clear yet subtle implication she's not wearing a bra, or anything else for that matter, under her dress.

Yeah, Hopkins really put some good bits in Thunderball.

Great ones as well, Bryce.

Very sharp dialogue in that film, easily one of the best in the series.

[PrinceKamalKhan]

Plenty: "Hi, I'm Plenty!"
Connery: "But of course you are."
Plenty: "Plenty O' Toole."
Connery: "Named after your father, perhaps."

Diamonds Are Forever is my favorite 007 film for dialogue and quips. Tom Mankiewicz was at his best there.

[Scottlee]

Just about every line when Bond impersonates "Hergashimer" (DAF) cracks me up

(As you can see, I can't actually spell the name)

[00-FAN008]

"That's a Smith and Wesson, and you've had your six."

[Double-Oh-Zero]

"Red wine with fish. Well, that should have told me something."

"You may know the right wines, but you're the one on your knees."

[Double-Oh Agent]

My favorite Sean Connery quote comes in Thunderball after he shoots Vargas on the beach:

"I think he got the point."

I also like his line after throwing Hans to the piranhas in You Only Live Twice:

"Bon appetit."

[David Schofield]

"That James Bond, I hate him. I wish I could kill him. They never paid me enough compared with what they (Brocolli and Saltzman) were making. What did James Bond do for me?" or words to that effect.

Edited by David Schofield, 24 October 2005 - 10:13 AM.

[ComplimentsOfSharky]

"That James Bond, I hate him. I wish I could kill him. They never paid me enough compared with what they (Brocolli  and Saltzman) were making. What did James Bond do for me?" or words to that effect.

Was that in NSNA??

[David Schofield]

[quote name='ComplimentsOfSharky' date='24 October 2005 - 11:55'][quote name='David Schofield' date='24 October 2005 - 10:12']"That James Bond, I hate him. I wish I could kill him. They never paid me enough compared with what they (Brocolli

[gabbo]

i think he got the point. or the imortal do you expect me to talk............................

[ComplimentsOfSharky]

Sean had some fantastic one-liners but a lot of them were very subtle. I'm not sure if I can think of a favorite off the top of my head unlike in the Pierce quote thread where the lines were much more in your face.

Those, it's a smith and wesson and you've had your six has always been enjoyable to me.

[Turn]

This little gem (one of the many from Thunderball) sums up Bond for me:

Bond: That gun, it looks more fitting for a woman.
Largo: Do you know much about guns, Mr. Bond?
Bond: No, I know a little about women."

The look he gives Domino after Largo talks about passions is a priceless follow-up.

[Qwerty]

"That James Bond, I hate him. I wish I could kill him. They never paid me enough compared with what they (Brocolli  and Saltzman) were making. What did James Bond do for me?" or words to that effect.

Umm....

[Flash1087]

In DAF, before he gets into Tiffany's apartment and is pretending to be a German elevator attendant to fool Peter Franks.

"I talk a little English. Who is your floor?"

DAF is by no means my favorite Connery film, but as far as dialouge goes it's one of the best in the entire series.

[Jaws0178]

This may be unoriginal, but my favorite has to be from "Goldfinger" "Shocking, positively shocking."

[Streetworker]

For me, it's a toss-up between "Positively shocking" in GF and the "Collars and Cuffs" gagin DAF.

[Dalton's Wendy]

I love the following lines from GOLDFINGER so much, that I appropriated them as my signature:

Pussy: "The name is Pussy . . . Pussy Galore."

Bond: "I must be dreaming!"

I also liked the line Sir Sean gave me in the Milan Airport a few years back . . . but that's another story!

[Flash1087]

I remembered another good one from DAF. It's right when he emerges from the tubes in the construction site, still in his tuxedo from the night before.

"Thank you gentlemen, I was out walking my pet rat and seemed to have lost my way!"

And then he just leaves like nothing happened. Priceless.

[dinovelvet]

Most of my faves have been mentioned already, but here's a couple more.

Goldfinger : Magnificent animal, isn't she?
Bond : Certainly better bred than the owner.
Goldfinger : (not amused) Show Mr. Bond to his quarters.

And in the same collars & cuffs scene in DAF:

"That's a nice little nothing you're almost wearing".

[Genrewriter]

I've always chuckled at "That makes two of us." from Goldfinger. It's timed just perfectly.

[Bryce (003)]

"She should have kept her mouth shut." - FRWL

[Adler 001]

I can't tell you, I never lost. NSNA

[DanMan]

I love when he pulls up to Government House in Dr.No with the dead body in the back seat and he casually says to the guard... "Don't let him get away."

[Arch Stanton]

"That's a Smith & Wesson, and you've had your six."