955 replies to this topic

[Dalton's Wendy]

Male and female writers - well that should be a good combination for Bond. Of course, it all depends on if they are trying to push an agenda of their own - eg make Bond more subservient to the Bond "Woman" or something like that. If they are, they shouldn't be let anywhere near Bond. I don't mind franchises (such as Alias) where the woman is strong, but not so much in Bond. Especially not after all the last few Bond girls we've had.

Did you read the third paragraph of my post #340?

Or the second-last of my post #373?

Are those the words of a woman with an agenda to push?

Which is why I herewith send the following message to Eon:

DALTON'S WENDY for

1. Next Bond director;

2. Next Bond writer;

3. Next Bond chick!

[WC]

Male and female writers - well that should be a good combination for Bond. Of course, it all depends on if they are trying to push an agenda of their own - eg make Bond more subservient to the Bond "Woman" or something like that. If they are, they shouldn't be let anywhere near Bond. I don't mind franchises (such as Alias) where the woman is strong, but not so much in Bond. Especially not after all the last few Bond girls we've had.

Did you read the third paragraph of my post #340?

Or the second-last of my post #373?

Are those the words of a woman with an agenda to push?

Which is why I herewith send the following message to Eon:

DALTON'S WENDY for

1. Next Bond director;

2. Next Bond writer;

3. Next Bond chick!

Hey, you're really aiming to be the next David Hasselhoff aren't you? He tried to direct, produce, star in and sing the theme tune for Baywatch!

[Dalton's Wendy]

Which is why I herewith send the following message to Eon:

DALTON'S WENDY for

1. Next Bond director;

2. Next Bond writer;

3. Next Bond chick!

Hey, you're really aiming to be the next David Hasselhoff aren't you? He tried to direct, produce, star in and sing the theme tune for Baywatch!

Not exactly, Darling -- I can't sing!!!

[Major Bloodnok]

Oh, I bet you do...

[Dalton's Wendy]

Oh, I bet you do...

Well . . . sometimes . . . !

[Alessandra]

Which is why I herewith send the following message to Eon:

DALTON'S WENDY for

1. Next Bond director;

2. Next Bond writer;

3. Next Bond chick!

Hey, you're really aiming to be the next David Hasselhoff aren't you? He tried to direct, produce, star in and sing the theme tune for Baywatch!

Not exactly, Darling -- I can't sing!!!

LOL
No problem Wendy darling, I've been playing the piano since I was 5, and I'm a good singer. I can dub you when that comes up!

[WC]

Which is why I herewith send the following message to Eon:

DALTON'S WENDY for

1. Next Bond director;

2. Next Bond writer;

3. Next Bond chick!

Hey, you're really aiming to be the next David Hasselhoff aren't you? He tried to direct, produce, star in and sing the theme tune for Baywatch!

Not exactly, Darling -- I can't sing!!!

LOL
No problem Wendy darling, I've been playing the piano since I was 5, and I'm a good singer. I can dub you when that comes up!

Really? You're just the sort of person I'd like to get to know then!

I'm always looking for good singers!! What kind of voice do you have?

[Alessandra]

Really? You're just the sort of person I'd like to get to know then!

I'm always looking for good singers!! What kind of voice do you have?

Well yes really! I come from a family of devoted piano and guitar players and all of us sing!
when my brothers and I were in high school we'd spend afternoons after doing homework with me playing the piano, and them playing the guitar and all of us singing Sting and Dire Straits, and Beatles and Pink Floyd songs...
What kind of voice do I have?? err... normal?! lol. I think when I sing stuff from the 80s like the Swing out Sisters my voice pretty much resembles that of the female singer there.. although mine isn't so full of basses.
It's really difficult to describe a voice!
let's say that I would do my best to win James Bond over by singing "making whopee" like Michelle Pfeiffer did in "the fabulous Baker Boys"!!
Anyawy.. I'm sure I can handle dubbing Dalton's Wendy in case she had to sing as a Bond girl!
And of course I would gladly meet you Welshcat darling!

Edited by Alessandra, 08 November 2005 - 03:18 PM.

[Alessandra]

So, BABES!
your opinions on A)Leder as possible director of a Bond movie more name proposals for female directors of Bond and C) combining a man and a woman as writers of Bond and possibly involving a Haggis with Lynda Obst or Nora Ephron are still missing here!!!
*taps foot impatiently*
I want to hear your thoughts about this matter!! (and the men's too, of course! Welshcat and Major already expressed some of their views.. where are the other men??? )

Edited by Alessandra, 08 November 2005 - 03:22 PM.

[Dalton's Wendy]

Y'know, now that I think of it, I really must get out of this dreadful habit of modestly underrating myself.

Actually, I can sing . . . albeit in a breathy, husky, smoky, sexy contralto.

[ACE]

I'm in!

If you can Pfeiffer it buy getting into a slinky red dress and slithering over a baby grand, Bond become Moneypenny in an instant.

ACE

[Dalton's Wendy]

I'm in!

If you can Pfeiffer it buy getting into a slinky red dress and slithering over a baby grand, Bond become Moneypenny in an instant.

ACE

I already have the slinky red dress -- with matching bolero jacket trimmed with dyed-to-match fox stand-up collar and cuffs.

Also slinky gowns in a veritable rainbow of shades . . .

Edited by Dalton's Wendy, 08 November 2005 - 03:28 PM.

[Alessandra]

btw... THIS guy is my idea of how Bond (in a younger version) should look! (actually he's my idea of how a guy next to me should look! LOL )

Attached Files

•  polo_black_model.jpg   10.37KB   6 downloads

[Alessandra]

I'm in!

If you can Pfeiffer it buy getting into a slinky red dress and slithering over a baby grand, Bond become Moneypenny in an instant.

ACE

I already have the slinky red dress -- with matching bolero jacket trimmed with dyed-to-match fox stand-up collar and cuffs.

Also slinky gowns in a veritable rainbow of shades . . .

hey, hey hey!! hold on a minute!!
now it was ME saying I would do my best to do like Michelle Pfeiffer...!!!
are you stealing my ideas??? lol
ok ACE, you play Bond, and Wendy plays Moneypenny.
AND I will play Michelle Pfeiffer in the red dress on the piano with the guy in the photo! lol
or actually.. Welshcat and I will put on the alternative version, with him as Bond and myself as Moneypenny!!

Edited by Alessandra, 08 November 2005 - 03:37 PM.

[Major Bloodnok]

I'm in!

If you can Pfeiffer it buy getting into a slinky red dress and slithering over a baby grand, Bond become Moneypenny in an instant.

ACE

I already have the slinky red dress -- with matching bolero jacket trimmed with dyed-to-match fox stand-up collar and cuffs.

Also slinky gowns in a veritable rainbow of shades . . .

I'd need a video with sound before I can make an informed decision...

And off topic, does Toronto still host The World's Biggest Bookstore, my favorite store in the world?

[Dalton's Wendy]

hey, hey hey!! hold on a minute!!
now it was ME saying I would do my best to do like Michelle Pfeiffer...!!!
are you stealing my ideas??? lol
ok ACE, you play Bond, and Wendy plays Moneypenny.
AND I will play Michelle Pfeiffer in the red dress on the piano with the guy in the photo! lol
or actually.. Welshcat and I will put on the alternative version, with him as Bond and myself as Moneypenny!!

"You can be Moneypenny, Ale, darling," she said graciously. "DALTON'S WENDY has never played second fiddle in her life!

"Besides, I only appear opposite TIMOTHY . . . or SEAN . . . "

(Although that guy in the picture is awfully cute!)

[ACE]

An embarrassment of riches. Alessandra (whom I have seen in the photo gallery) and Dalton's Wendy (whom I have seen in my imagination), I am probably not worthy of you. I'm more Jimmy Bond from Casino Royale and I have a great face...for radio.

Having said that, I do produce feature films and am always looking for new talent. I am currently reading a very intriguing script now that would be worthy of your, ahem, talents.

Anyway, it's what you get folks when making Bondee!

ACE

[Dalton's Wendy]

I'd need a video with sound before I can make an informed decision...

Good answer, Maj! Nothing like having all the facts in front of you!

And off topic, does Toronto still host The World's Biggest Bookstore, my favorite store in the world?

I am delighted to say, yes, it does! A marvellous place, is it not?

It's Toronto's Number 2 attraction . . . of course, we can all guess what is Number 1!

[Dalton's Wendy]

Anyway, it's what you get folks when making Bondee!

ACE

Another bride / Another groom / Another sunny / Honeymoon . . .

[Major Bloodnok]

I'd need a video with sound before I can make an informed decision...

Good answer, Maj! Nothing like having all the facts in front of you!

And off topic, does Toronto still host The World's Biggest Bookstore, my favorite store in the world?

I am delighted to say, yes, it does! A marvellous place, is it not?

It's Toronto's Number 2 attraction . . . of course, we can all guess what is Number 1!

Something tells me you're NOT talking about the CN Tower.

[Alessandra]

hey, hey hey!! hold on a minute!!
now it was ME saying I would do my best to do like Michelle Pfeiffer...!!!
are you stealing my ideas??? lol
ok ACE, you play Bond, and Wendy plays Moneypenny.
AND I will play Michelle Pfeiffer in the red dress on the piano with the guy in the photo! lol
or actually.. Welshcat and I will put on the alternative version, with him as Bond and myself as Moneypenny!!

"You can be Moneypenny, Ale, darling," she said graciously. "DALTON'S WENDY has never played second fiddle in her life!

"Besides, I only appear opposite TIMOTHY . . . or SEAN . . . "

(Although that guy in the picture is awfully cute!)

LMAO
Wendy darling.. YOU ROCK.
I just ROTFL reading this
(and yes, the guy is awfully cute. We can take him out when we're not busy with Hugh Jackman and Timothy Dalton LOL )

[Alessandra]

An embarrassment of riches. Alessandra (whom I have seen in the photo gallery) and Dalton's Wendy (whom I have seen in my imagination), I am probably not worthy of you. I'm more Jimmy Bond from Casino Royale and I have a great face...for radio.

Having said that, I do produce feature films and am always looking for new talent. I am currently reading a very intriguing script now that would be worthy of your, ahem, talents.

Anyway, it's what you get folks when making Bondee!

ACE

Ah Ace, never underestimate yourself! Been working in radio a long time ago myself.... and radio types are very intriguing!
Now... a script?? THAT is very interesting.. do you think I could play the girl who passes by in the street? (so that we're sure I don't make the leading man immediately fall head over heels for me? LOL )
and to go on....

"another season....another reason... for making Bondee!!"

[Dalton's Wendy]

It's Toronto's Number 2 attraction . . . of course, we can all guess what is Number 1! 

Something tells me you're NOT talking about the CN Tower.

Ha! Nevertheless, for some mysterious, subliminal, doubtless Freudian reason, there is a connection -- of sorts!

[Dalton's Wendy]

"You can be Moneypenny, Ale, darling," she said graciously. "DALTON'S WENDY has never played second fiddle in her life! 

"Besides, I only appear opposite TIMOTHY  . . . or SEAN . . . "

(Although that guy in the picture is awfully cute!)

LMAO
Wendy darling.. YOU ROCK.
I just ROTFL reading this
(and yes, the guy is awfully cute. We can take him out when we're not busy with Hugh Jackman and Timothy Dalton LOL )

Yes, he's very cute. There's something of an air of young DALTON about him.

Hey, Ale, I've got a great idea! He could be "BABY" Bond, and Timothy could be "DADDY" Bond, in this new story which HITCH is writing! Then you can take "BABY", and I'll take "DADDY"! How does that sound to you, cara?

Must make a note to pm HITCH instantly . . .

Must also make a note to stop giving EON my free ideas . . .

[Dalton's Wendy]

Must also tell HITCH to write in a part for a CAT in a PURPLE dinner jacket . . .

[ACE]

Dalton's Wendy and Alessandra - you look like parking tickets....

...you've got "FINE" written all over you!

ACE

[Dalton's Wendy]

ROFL!
I've never heard that one!

I'm certain I can speak for Ale, though, and say: we loved it!

[Major Bloodnok]

It's Toronto's Number 2 attraction . . . of course, we can all guess what is Number 1! 

Something tells me you're NOT talking about the CN Tower.

Ha! Nevertheless, for some mysterious, subliminal, doubtless Freudian reason, there is a connection -- of sorts!

Sigh... not in my case. Although I'm above average in other ways. Like mass and general weight. But I am 6'4"! Does that make any difference?

Uh... can we get back on subject? I like Bond... and babes...

[Dalton's Wendy]

Sigh... not in my case.  Although I'm above average in other ways. Like mass and general weight. But I am 6'4"! Does that make any difference?

Uh... can we get back on subject?  I like Bond... and babes...

And hunks . . . which is what any guy who is 6'4" clearly is!

But I do beg to marginally disagree with you, Major B, my dear. (Only a certifiable loony would disagree big-time with a guy who is 6'4"! )

Babes . . . hunks . . . are the subject! The medium is the message!

Babes and hunks are integral parts of the wonderful world that is JAMES BOND! The fact of their prominence in the BOND movies is the very thing that has kept the series boiling on high for 43 years.

Once again, I must quote the words of Harry Saltzman. When asked, in 1964, what made Goldfinger the highest-grossing of any single film that year, Saltzman replied:

"We've gone back to the bedrock of Hollywood -- bosoms, blood, and sand!"

[Hitch]

*shoots cuffs*

I make this late and highly impressive entrance because people here should note that there's a hitch...there's always a hitch.

Can someone please explain how my name got dragged into this pussycat fest?

*raises eyebrow in a devil-may-care manner*