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[DaveBond21]

"I recommend the 1974 Monkey"

[Trey]

Goldfinger: No Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!
Bond: Well, can you pleashe adjusht thish lasher sho that it doeshn't shnip my teshticlesh firsht?

[Qwerty]

'Play that funky music'

[DaveBond21]

"Ohhh where is my gun? Oh no, I left it in my sock!!"

[Bryce (003)]

"You know Goodnight, I've always wanted to learn needle-point."

"Do you have the Bangles Greatest Hits?"

"I ate the WORM!"

"Christ Felix! Who taught you how to roll a joint?"

"Budweiser. Long neck. NOW."

"C'mon Cedar...Your dad's never going to know. Quit crying."

"Moneypenny, it's NOT a 'strip club'...It's a 'gentlemen's entertainment venue'...You'll have fun...Would you mind paying the doorman?"

"Yes, the neon blue Ford Escort..That's mine."

"OK, I've got a coupon for one free jumbo shrimp cocktail, and one of your Mai Tai's...Do I have to use those seperately or can I use them together?"

"The suite is quite nice, but do you have something smaller...maybe on a lower floor?"

"Hold on....You mean you only put out to get information from me? That hurts."

"Are those your scorpions in the bathtub or should I be worried?"

[DaveBond21]

LOL Bryce!!!


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"I really miss my pet cat, Ploppy..."

[Qwerty]

Why the hell aren't my begonia's growing?!

[Trey]

"I swear, usually I don't have trouble with these brassieres!"


"No, I've been on twenty missions before, but this is my first!"


"But M, the Ten Commandments clearly state 'Thou shalt not murder'."


"I'm telling you, I didn't write a bird book!"

[Qwerty]

Lifeguards have been sung about in songs, Honey.

[Bwanito]

If you only knew the power of the Dark Side.

[Qwerty]

'Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!'

[DamnCoffee]

"Winnie the pooh, loves honey"

[Qwerty]

'Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.'

[DamnCoffee]

"The Names Bond, Brooke Bond"

[bond_girl_double07]

Hey, Drax, is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

[Qwerty]

'Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.'

[bond_girl_double07]

'Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.'

But he's thinking it

[Qwerty]

'Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.'

But he's thinking it

Could be!

[Agent 76]

"holy moly!"

[Double-O Eleven]

"What do you mean, you're out of Camay soap?"

[Monkeyfoahead]

"I'll have a Budwiser. Not shaken."

"I want a Virgin Martini. The alcohol ruins your liver."

"Not my daffodills!"

"I shoot for the kneecaps, as killing is wrong."

"I'm gonna die, tell my cat I love him."

[Qwerty]

'Like be cool with the clutch, Judy!'

[bond_girl_double07]

Hey Beautiful, lets play carpenter.. we'll get hammered and I'll nail ya

[Thunderfinger]

Heil Blair!

[Qwerty]

'Indy!'

[Monkeyfoahead]

I like eggs!

[Qwerty]

'Let's do the twist!'

[DaveBond21]

Bond to M:-


"You know, I've always had a thing for older women...."



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[Bond Maniac]

"I will stuff you with lead you animal"

or

"Give me a Coke. Shaken not stirred."

[TortillaFactory]

Actually, according to Fleming's YOU ONLY LIVE TWICE, he would.

He'd just say it Freddie-Uncle-Charlie-Katie

He also said it in GF, assuming that "you must go and ___ yourself" is meant to be interpreted as I did.